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Paul Evinrude @evinrude.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Catriona Agg @catrionaagg.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Four quarter circles. What’s the area of the orange one? #geometrypuzzle
Red, pink and orange quarter circles meet at a point inside a white quarter circle. The red one’s area is 12. What’s the area of the orange one?
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
What idiot called it the acting Dame Judi and the King Crimson shredder opening a wet beef sandwich restaurant and not Dench/Fripp French Dips
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The road to hell is paved with hell bricks
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/01/2025
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 23/12/2024
OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A stranger is just a friend you've never met. A friend is just a stranger you have met. Your child is just a stranger who escaped from your body. You are the stranger in whom you are trapped.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Who wants to see the worst pie chart of the year #dataviz
Mushroom is the UK's most liked pizza topping

Generally speaking, which of the following toppings do you like on a pizza? Select as many as you like

42% Sweetcorn

60% Peppers

49% Bacon

56% Pepperoni

26% Spinach

33% Olives

42% Pineapple

51% Tomato (as a topping)

61% Ham

65% Mushrooms

Other items not depicted include; onions (62%), chicken (56%), beef (36%), chillies (31%), jalapeños (30%), pork (25%), tuna (22%), anchovies (18%), 2% of people say they only like Margherita pizzas
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
[sign in the Terminator's kitchen] come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
if your only tool is a Hammer, every problem looks too legit to quit
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