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EvilMiamiMonkey

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Love Dolphins, Celtics, Tottenham, Blade Runner & all sorts of useless shit

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Alain Poupart @alainpoupart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NEW: Why it's time for the Dolphins to kick the tires on another former first-round pick. www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
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Why It Might Be Time for the Dolphins to Kick the Tires on Another Former First-Round Pick
The Miami Dolphins, at the risk of repeating ourselves, are on a quest to find core players for the future this season as much as they are looking for wins. Thi
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our weekly look at Spurs' injury list, updates and potential return dates. football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Van Hecke, Porro, Kulusevski, Mudryk - Tottenham injury updates and return dates
It's that time of the week to take a look at when Roberto De Zerbi's injured Tottenham Hotspur players could be back in action
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DolphinsTalk @dolphinstalk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would Colin Simmons be the RIGHT Draft pick for the Dolphins in Rd 1 of the 2027 Draft? dolphinstalk.com/2026/09/coli...
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Colin Simmons Could Be Difference-Making EDGE for Dolphins in 2027
Texas EDGE Colin Simmons could be a difference-making addition to the Miami Dolphins defense in the 2027 NFL Draft.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was a bullshit call
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brewer’s snaps have been perilous this after noon 😒
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CM @txdad305.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All we ask for is improvement. So far we are seeing that
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Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what to do, gang… Share this far and wide!
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John Karalis @johnkaralis.com · 21/09/2026
This was the most difficult, and most important thing I've ever written. This is the obituary for my father, Joe. I hope it captures his true essence. www.trippfuneralhome.com/obituaries/j...
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Joseph J. Karalis Obituary Sep 17, 2026 - William W. Tripp Funeral Home
View Joseph J. Karalis's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here are my Spurs player ratings after De Zerbi's men grab their first point of the Premier League season to end a four-game losing run to Forest. Certainly wasn't a classic but a needed point. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs player ratings vs Forest - Bentancur brilliant but Marmoush wasteful
Here are our Tottenham player ratings following their goalless draw at Nottingham Forest in the Premier League on Saturday afternoon
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A new chat about all things Tottenham Hotspur, including what the new transfers mean for the homegrown issues etc. Apologies, the audio seems a touch out of sync because it lost my 'hello everyone'. youtu.be/k15M3oig_QM
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Omar Marmoush, Spurs' homegrown transfer problem, super Savio and what next
YouTube video by Alasdair Gold
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reported earlier this summer that De Zerbi loves Omar Marmoush and the Italian played his part in getting him to Spurs. Understand the trigger for the obligation to make the loan permanent is pretty straightforward and very achievable. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Omar Marmoush admits he loves what Roberto De Zerbi told him before Spurs loan
The Egyptian has put pen to paper on a loan move to Tottenham Hotspur from Manchester City which will turn into a permanent switch
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@alasdairgold.bsky.social Where is Tonali?? 😒
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Here are my Spurs player ratings after a stinker of an opening day. De Zerbi clearly needs more attacking options, new partnerships to gel and his players to get fitter. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs player ratings vs Brentford - Bergvall and Richarlison weak, Moore misses
Here are our Tottenham player ratings after their opening day defeat at Brentford in the Premier League on Sunday evening
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here are my Spurs player ratings with some really bright performances in front of a big pre-season crowd, not least from young Mikey Moore. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs player ratings vs Hoffenheim - Mikey Moore double as Tel and Tonali shine
Here are our Tottenham Hotspur player ratings from their pre-season victory against Hoffenheim on Saturday afternoon
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Initiate paja mental……..”
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davehydesports.bsky.social @davehydesports.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A Dolphins training camp where the most important questions start at the most important positions: open.substack.com/pub/davehyde...
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Ten questions waiting answers as Miami Dolphins start training camp
A new regime brings the Dolphins latest, most ambitious rebuild
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/07/2026
BREAKING: The man who assassinated Melissa & Mark Hortman, and John & Yvette Hoffman, has been sentenced to two life terms plus 40 years in prison. www.cnn.com/2026/07/23/u...
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Minnesota man gets 2 life sentences for killing Democratic lawmaker and her husband | CNN
The Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to killing a top Democratic lawmaker and her husband was sentenced to spend the rest of his life in prison on Thursday, a little over a year after the political at...
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My favorite Sam Neill role was him in Hunt for Red October
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pin this. It will be a pivotal moment in Trump's move to steal the 2026 and 2028 elections. It will present lies that will be used to justify illegal actions to selectively disenfrachise voters. The next four months look like a historic threat to our democracy.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tuchel being a dick 😂
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Nunya @miathreeo5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He’s gonna flip.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gordon has been really good so far
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thanks for the memories, random bicycle kick goals, and for saving us from relegation, Joao! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...
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Tottenham no longer pursuing permanent transfer for Joao Palhinha
Fernandes and Tonali means there’s no room for Big Game Joao.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Porro!!!! 🎉
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ramblings on the Jaylen trade. medium.com/@rbernardoni...
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The Jaylen Brown Trade Post
You don’t trade Jaylen Brown to the 76ers. In the end, that’s the sin.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If there's one thing Americans can agree on, it's that there's too much money in politics. But the Supreme Court just decided to demolish some of the last safeguards we had left - creating an even bigger role for special interest spending.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@alasdairgold.bsky.social Tonali to DeZirbi 😒
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Jerry Maguire and Matt Cushman
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A new signing? Get the Hecke out of here! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...
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ORNSTEIN: Tottenham reach agreement with Brighton for Jan Paul van Hecke
Get the Hecke out of town!
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A piece on Luka Vuskovic and how Spurs simply can't make one of the daftest transfer decisions in years. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Luka Vuskovic and why Spurs can't make the most ridiculous transfer decision
Tottenham Hotspur have started the transfer window well but a wrong decision over one of their most prized young assets could upset the fanbase
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It should be a much bigger story that Musk and NASDAQ are about to commit what should be viewed as a massive financial fraud that will result in many, many billions of dollars of regular peoples’ money being shoveled into Musk’s greedy maw.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Joao Palhinha goal today was Tottenham equivalent of the Rich Camarillo touchdown in 2007 for the Dolphins 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😥
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Boy Laugh Crying Interview
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Here are my Spurs player ratings after that huge organised win. I may have thrown out a lot of 9s. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs player ratings vs Aston Villa - Seven 9s in huge win as Palhinha stars
Here are our Tottenham Hotspur player ratings after their much-needed victory at Aston Villa in the Premier League on Sunday night
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Celtics 🤦🏻‍♂️ And I still have to watch Tottenham tomorrow……🤦🏻‍♂️
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KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Congrats to the Sixers. Absolutely controlled the last few games of the series. Celtics blew it. Can't play with your food. Have to close out series when you have the opportunity. There is a lot of work to be done this summer for Boston with this roster if they want to be title contenders again.
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Marcel Louis-Jacques @ml-j.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Just in: The Dolphins have traded picks 151 and 227 to the Panthers for picks 158 and 200
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Me watching Tottenham with a one goal lead in the 85th minute “That’s when I was most afraid…..”
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oscar Delp going right before MIA’s pick
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I don’t have any complaints about that pick
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Marcel Louis-Jacques @ml-j.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Dolphins trade picks No. 30 and 90 to the 49ers for picks No. 27 and 138
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kristinekenyon.bsky.social @kristinekenyon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This graphic shows how successful the JCPOA was, which cost US taxpayers nothing but Obama signed it. Can we please stop electing racist dickwads?
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Here comes the goal….🤦🏻‍♂️
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Alain Poupart @alainpoupart.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
NEW: As we move to the Miami Dolphins history of third-round picks, the best selection once again was a slam dunk with some tough choices again for the rest of the top 10. www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
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Ranking the 10 Best Dolphins Third-Round Picks
The Miami Dolphins have had their share of hits and misses in the draft through the years, which makes them just like any other franchise around the NFL. Since
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬
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KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Best win of the year for Boston. Brown: 31/8/8, 2 steals Tatum: 19/12/7, 3 steals, 1 block Queta: 13/5, 2 blocks White: 12 points, six assists Pritchard: 14 points Scheierman: 11/5 25 assists on 38 baskets. Outstanding all-around effort for the Celtics.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@kylecrabbs.bsky.social Good show today on the WR menus. I would be curious to see where you would fit in some of the TEs in this class in those tiers? I think I might prefer Oscar Delp to any of the Day 2 -3 WRs?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/03/2026
Trump out here investigating fake foreign election interference to bolster the Big Lie while simultaneously interfering in Hungary’s elections with Putin.
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Sports Info Solutions @sportsinfosolutions.com · 18/03/2026
How will Penn State OG Olaivavega Ioane translate to the next level❓️ Ben Hrkach shares his thoughts👀 Check out the full report🔽 nfldraft.sportsinfosolutions.com/players/3727 New reports being added constantly‼️ #NFLDraft2026
Olaivavega Ioane, in a white Penn State helmet and blue jersey with the #71 and white pants, drops back to block for the passer.

Scouting Report text: "Ioane is an aggressive guard that has the power and physicality to produce immediately in the run game, along with enough foot quickness to mirror interior pass rushers at the next level."
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"Six months ago the Navy decommissioned its four Avenger-class minesweepers that had been stationed in Bahrain precisely to deal with Iranian mines. It gets dumber: Those four final American minesweepers left the theater in mid-January." open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
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Our Low-IQ President Did an Oopsie
You won’t believe Trump’s dumbest Iran mistake.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Q: You don’t regret that people might’ve lost important income to support their lives? A: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit. Q: Ok. Did you reduce the federal deficit? A: No, we didn’t.
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