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EvilMiamiMonkey

@evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social
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Love Dolphins, Celtics, Tottenham, Blade Runner & all sorts of useless shit

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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jonah Hill Smiling at Awards Ceremony
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Alain Poupart @alainpoupart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NEW: Why it's time for the Dolphins to kick the tires on another former first-round pick. www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...
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Why It Might Be Time for the Dolphins to Kick the Tires on Another Former First-Round Pick
The Miami Dolphins, at the risk of repeating ourselves, are on a quest to find core players for the future this season as much as they are looking for wins. Thi
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our weekly look at Spurs' injury list, updates and potential return dates. football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Van Hecke, Porro, Kulusevski, Mudryk - Tottenham injury updates and return dates
It's that time of the week to take a look at when Roberto De Zerbi's injured Tottenham Hotspur players could be back in action
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t hear that phrase without thinking of Miller’s Crossing 🤷🏻‍♂️
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
High hat???
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DolphinsTalk @dolphinstalk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would Colin Simmons be the RIGHT Draft pick for the Dolphins in Rd 1 of the 2027 Draft? dolphinstalk.com/2026/09/coli...
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Colin Simmons Could Be Difference-Making EDGE for Dolphins in 2027
Texas EDGE Colin Simmons could be a difference-making addition to the Miami Dolphins defense in the 2027 NFL Draft.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was a bullshit call
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brewer’s snaps have been perilous this after noon 😒
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CM @txdad305.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All we ask for is improvement. So far we are seeing that
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Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what to do, gang… Share this far and wide!
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John Karalis @johnkaralis.com · 21/09/2026
This was the most difficult, and most important thing I've ever written. This is the obituary for my father, Joe. I hope it captures his true essence. www.trippfuneralhome.com/obituaries/j...
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Joseph J. Karalis Obituary Sep 17, 2026 - William W. Tripp Funeral Home
View Joseph J. Karalis's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#maginotline2026. 😂
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here are my Spurs player ratings after De Zerbi's men grab their first point of the Premier League season to end a four-game losing run to Forest. Certainly wasn't a classic but a needed point. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs player ratings vs Forest - Bentancur brilliant but Marmoush wasteful
Here are our Tottenham player ratings following their goalless draw at Nottingham Forest in the Premier League on Saturday afternoon
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not bad considering another weird lineup & a lot of guys not ready to play 90 yet, particularly after a Wed match. Hopeful for a better second half with a couple of subs & a more normalized lineup?
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Those are the matchups where not keeping Spence will bite them on the ass 🤦🏻‍♂️
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I worry they still have too many guys that aren’t ready to play 90 on 3 days rest. It could be another disjointed, performance 😒
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A new chat about all things Tottenham Hotspur, including what the new transfers mean for the homegrown issues etc. Apologies, the audio seems a touch out of sync because it lost my 'hello everyone'. youtu.be/k15M3oig_QM
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Omar Marmoush, Spurs' homegrown transfer problem, super Savio and what next
YouTube video by Alasdair Gold
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reported earlier this summer that De Zerbi loves Omar Marmoush and the Italian played his part in getting him to Spurs. Understand the trigger for the obligation to make the loan permanent is pretty straightforward and very achievable. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Omar Marmoush admits he loves what Roberto De Zerbi told him before Spurs loan
The Egyptian has put pen to paper on a loan move to Tottenham Hotspur from Manchester City which will turn into a permanent switch
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@alasdairgold.bsky.social Where is Tonali?? 😒
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Here are my Spurs player ratings after a stinker of an opening day. De Zerbi clearly needs more attacking options, new partnerships to gel and his players to get fitter. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs player ratings vs Brentford - Bergvall and Richarlison weak, Moore misses
Here are our Tottenham player ratings after their opening day defeat at Brentford in the Premier League on Sunday evening
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Team America: A Spruzzo Vomit Scene
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here are my Spurs player ratings with some really bright performances in front of a big pre-season crowd, not least from young Mikey Moore. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Spurs player ratings vs Hoffenheim - Mikey Moore double as Tel and Tonali shine
Here are our Tottenham Hotspur player ratings from their pre-season victory against Hoffenheim on Saturday afternoon
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Initiate paja mental……..”
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trey Moore looks like he’s on a similar path to Derrick Rodgers, who was a DE in college & Jimmy converted to a 4-3 OLB. I think that’s his best Dolphin comp?
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s STILL got to be at the right time. You can sell a player where you’re fucking yourselves. They have to have a replacement lined up first. Udoge will be hurt again in 15 minutes 🤦🏻‍♂️
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The minute Spence is sold, we’ll find out Udoge will be out for another 2-3 month spell 🤦🏻‍♂️
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davehydesports.bsky.social @davehydesports.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A Dolphins training camp where the most important questions start at the most important positions: open.substack.com/pub/davehyde...
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Ten questions waiting answers as Miami Dolphins start training camp
A new regime brings the Dolphins latest, most ambitious rebuild
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/07/2026
BREAKING: The man who assassinated Melissa & Mark Hortman, and John & Yvette Hoffman, has been sentenced to two life terms plus 40 years in prison. www.cnn.com/2026/07/23/u...
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Minnesota man gets 2 life sentences for killing Democratic lawmaker and her husband | CNN
The Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to killing a top Democratic lawmaker and her husband was sentenced to spend the rest of his life in prison on Thursday, a little over a year after the political at...
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
1984 Throwbacks NOW!!! :)
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I use it for almost everything, except sports 🤦🏻‍♂️
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Man Laughing Heartily - That Was A Good One Meme
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@Lane_ @lanemit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My favorite Sam Neill role was him in Hunt for Red October
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pin this. It will be a pivotal moment in Trump's move to steal the 2026 and 2028 elections. It will present lies that will be used to justify illegal actions to selectively disenfrachise voters. The next four months look like a historic threat to our democracy.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tuchel being a dick 😂
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Danny DeVito's Disgusted Reaction
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Nunya @miathreeo5.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He’s gonna flip.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gordon has been really good so far
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is that a Benny reference??? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thanks for the memories, random bicycle kick goals, and for saving us from relegation, Joao! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...
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Tottenham no longer pursuing permanent transfer for Joao Palhinha
Fernandes and Tonali means there’s no room for Big Game Joao.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Porro!!!! 🎉
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ramblings on the Jaylen trade. medium.com/@rbernardoni...
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The Jaylen Brown Trade Post
You don’t trade Jaylen Brown to the 76ers. In the end, that’s the sin.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If there's one thing Americans can agree on, it's that there's too much money in politics. But the Supreme Court just decided to demolish some of the last safeguards we had left - creating an even bigger role for special interest spending.
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@alasdairgold.bsky.social Tonali to DeZirbi 😒
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Jerry Maguire and Matt Cushman
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
💀💀💀
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Cartilage Free Captain @cartilagefree.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A new signing? Get the Hecke out of here! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...
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ORNSTEIN: Tottenham reach agreement with Brighton for Jan Paul van Hecke
Get the Hecke out of town!
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ogunleye should be in that top 3 ?
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Alasdair Gold @alasdairgold.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A piece on Luka Vuskovic and how Spurs simply can't make one of the daftest transfer decisions in years. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...
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Luka Vuskovic and why Spurs can't make the most ridiculous transfer decision
Tottenham Hotspur have started the transfer window well but a wrong decision over one of their most prized young assets could upset the fanbase
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EvilMiamiMonkey @evilmiamimonkey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
“Hire a real offensive coordinator. Don’t keep Gary Stevens & then replace him with Kippy Brown….” 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It should be a much bigger story that Musk and NASDAQ are about to commit what should be viewed as a massive financial fraud that will result in many, many billions of dollars of regular peoples’ money being shoveled into Musk’s greedy maw.
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