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@evileidolons.bsky.social
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27, gay dude

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Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Son of Godzilla (1967)
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
blunder of the day: I hosted a halloween party for the employees, and when it came time for the costume contest, I announced one as being dressed as "Dereck from the tv show Dereck" Dexter. he was dressed as Dexter.
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
they put a shitty ai mural on our walls and none of us are happy
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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SuperRAD 🍋 @superrad.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
update: it has applicants take an assessment and ranks them on how good they could be, if they get 50% or lower i have to review it. it will not show me the questions or their responses. I just have to fucking guess??? my nightmare is that its racially profiling people based on name (it might be?)
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
family day out
a drawing of gastly, haunter, and gengar from pokemon. they are drawn with lots of looping, overlapping lines, with few colors underneath, using the resulting hatching as shading. its inspired by the pokemon tales books drawn by aya kusube that feature this pokemon evolution line.
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
oh im going to be in trouble today forgot to send a email yesterday that some techs will be in this morning woke up to automated security voicemail that multiple alarms went off 😳
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
perhaps ive too many plushies
a picture of my freshly made bed (got a duvet cover haha) featuring a giant crochet blanket at the foot of the bed and many, many plushies. here is the list:
Anya from mouthwashing, stitch pillow pet, life size stitch, both sam and max from their titular series, moomin, smiley bone from bone, a whale i got at the zoo, bites a lot bat the snughoul, a devil build a bear in a suit, Dingle from itemlabel, a koala webkinz and multiple crane game toys (a pumpkin head guy, a heart print bear, and a puppy with a heart). off camera are like 20 other plush items hanging in a crocheted net over the bed. 

partially just posting because I have been like. really going through it the past 2 years and it's been uh. a year since I cleaned my bed actually. and im proud of myself for doing it finally :)
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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
hello hacker fucker this is matt furniss heres the deal. if you hack this game i will find you where ever you are and break your legs and thats a promise
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
im normal im having a normal time
a screenshot of a forum post from 2015. the topic is "Rikki Don't Lose That Number: Lyrical Interpretations" for added context, in the top left corner you can see the Spotify (im using up the end of my subscription believe me it's canceled as of like. a week from now) bubble saying that the song Rikki Don't Lose That Number by Steely Dan is currently playing and that also it's 2:02 am. Anyway the text of the post reads:
This song is sung from the p.o.v. of a gay man who has had a sexual experience with a straight man. The straight man, horrified at what he has done, wants nothing more to do with the singer and the song is the singer's gentle way of urging him not to cut off all communication channels because of what happened, leaving the way open for at least a platonic relationship.

I'm not the only person who's interpreted the song this way, although Donald Fagen (understandably) prefers to leave things ambiguous.

There are other interpretations, but I think the one I've given is the strongest. Unless you know better...?a reply to the previous forum post. note that the song playing now is Brian David Gilberts cover of Lay All Your Love On Me (in the styling of a vampire) anway. the forum post quotes the initial query and responds with: I agree, but I always thought the gay man was urging the other guy to try and accept himself and leave himself open to the idea of a sexual relationship.
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Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
making my mom a sweater today
my setup for machine knitting. im using a bond ultimate sweater machine (I primarily use worsted weight yarn and I don't have the room for a fingering weight machine so. it works its only a little jank). hanging from the machine is most of the front piece of a sweater, knit using lion brand Heartland yarn in the color "Dry Tortugas" . there are weight clips on the yarn, placed there to ensure even tension the longer the piece gets. im about to start neckline shaping wish me luck
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"some movies are good... and some movies... I dont like" -my regular guest's review of Him
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
its not done yet but im very proud of myself so far hehehe #deltarune
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
im trying out tapestry crochet, very fun but also. ive frogged this row 3 times :)
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
very sad that incorporating bits of dark crystal dialogue is not normal outside of my family and like 10 people online. the kids at work ask me a silly question and i say "dont know!" in an aughra voice and they call me things like "old" and "weird" as if they are insulting adjectives to have
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 22/09/2025
Update: Yeah... he's getting an ass beating.
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
a woman yelled at me because she wanted a receipt, did not ask for a receipt, and then walked away without a receipt, and claimed i should have psychically communicated with the person who rang her up (thats right. wasnt even me) that she needed the receipt so she could "write off" her 3 icee cups
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
robert reich's movie is going to be playing here and if any of the guests are mean to us i WILL be tattling mark my words
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/09/2025
fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.
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PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Twitter post about it’s ok to be lazy
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cap @caplog.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Meme of Professor Layton on the ground severely injured in a flashback. The text has been poorly edited.

"My ["friendliness pellets."] were so [Die.], I was [UNDERTALE] for a month. I was lucky to be alive."
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mart • commissions open @martapreliy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Okay, it seems like I haven't been here for a long time
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
people on Tumblr are reblogging my homestuck fanart from 10+ years ago. i was still in high school no one needs to be looking at that stuff please. roses head was an oval i beg you
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
took my lil bro to the mall yesterday (it was his bday!) and there was this store called earthbound and while we were standing there going "earthbound? why not mother 2?" another set of guys came up and said "earthbound?! where's the halloween hack!"
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i burned a capcut free trial to make this
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
cannot wait for ditto quest builders, genuinely
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
at the mall food court and theres a family across from me and the dad looks exactly like vinny vines vinesauce but like. a well-adjusted vinny vinesauce
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
no one does it like your local corner store
a hot dog advertisement from a gas station convenience store. it reads as follows:
I am hungry. Aren't you? We got the "Hot Dog" freshing made available here. (the word available is in red text). inserted after this is a picture of a hot dog with a checked gray and white background, indicating a copy and pasted "transparent" image. the text on the sign continues: Cheap and tasty to fill the hunger instantly. Visit the back vaping room for the food and rest. (the word food is highlighted in yellow)
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
just saw a billboard that was a "rip Charlie Kirk " thing but the tagline on it said "a Turning Point is never forget" and im still trying to parse exactly what is being said
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lilith (lilith) @latiphyte.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
hornet saying "im into fat bitches"
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
started playing silksong. this game is full of lesbians
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
hank green crying apology video for the knitting catastrophe when
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fern 🐌💥 @fernsnailz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
been missing them
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
too blunts...
a screenshot of a reddit post on r/whatisthisbug from the user SherrySourTits
it's a picture of a bug (identified by the sub as a bald faced hornet) on a gray staircase. the post title reads "Who's this well dressed guy i smoked too blunts with ?"
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
death note really fell off during the "paul hollywood is the 5th kira" arc but maybe itll pull through
a picture of my TV. on the screen is Netflix, which says we are looking at deathnote, with the logo and episode description being correct. however, the trailer playing is for the great British bake off, with Paul Hollywood saying "it's quite a warm day today"
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 08/09/2025
East Liberty. Hays Street. Caller says two people are arguing in the street. As it heats up, they both keep taking clothing off. Unknown how close they are to kissing at this time.
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
me: hey you guys sent these materials but I haven't received instructions for them where should I put them corporate:
img text: HAMILTON left SPLITSVILLE Only To Cross Paths With A TWINLESS LURKER Looking For A THREESOME
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
a discord is not a forum. I don't want to join your product's community; I want to read the solution to my technical problem from two posters who worked it out 4 years ago
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
im going to explode this building with my mind
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Fisher @ohheythatfisher.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
the amount of times i get told "we're supposed to follow all of these steps in this order or it could explode and kill you, but it takes forever so I skip half of them" is rising at a concerning rate
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
im so tired of the monroeville car dealership ai baby diaper joke commercial im going to flood the monongahela river
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i think we need to collectively relisten to neil's mouth albums again
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Indie! @indiealpa.ca · 30/08/2025
Please please please tell me it's finally happening
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sammy @evileidolons.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
we got this gem at work yesterday
the back of a 50 us dollar bill, showing the Capitol Building. a stamp has been used on it, reading in all caps red ink "DONALD TRUMP LIVES HERE " with an arrow pointing at the building. for those unaware of us politics, he in fact, does not live in the capitol building.
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Fisher @ohheythatfisher.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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