𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 34mIf dog2dog psychic communication isn't real how come when I focus my qi with the problem anxiety pup at daycare she chills out and starts licking my face immediately 140
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊zero ultra bimboween @zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social · 2ha chastity cage is a sort of mech if you think about it hard enough while really high 1294
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Nui Onoue's fortune-telling toad statue stan account @dansedelectre.bsky.social · 17hThis is a scheduled update on the ongoing situation in San Bernardino: everyone is still turned into an animal. 182
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Jimmy's Hell Cousin @negaversebuffet.bsky.social · 19hMonday we ascend.........TO HELL 033
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊piper 🍉🏳️⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THINGS TO SAY TO A MOVIE THEATER EMPLOYEE "I saw it 𝘃𝗶𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗿𝗶𝗽 already" "I brought my own 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻" "I'm talking too loud? 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘁" "Can I 𝗽𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 the movie?" "Let me speak to 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗱𝗺𝗮𝗻 directly" "You people 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 this shit?" "Sell me this 𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗫" "I prefer 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘀, thank you" 0353103
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 23hsharing again because squirrels ate my bike seat & have been getting into my apartment & ate a bunch of my food & I have to replace it :( 1612
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 22hWendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog. 51252332
𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 22hHassan piker caught all those condemnations at once and shriveled into a dehydrated legume 200
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 22hdone with tweeting i am only into hitting dabs now 1428
𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 23hin United States of amerika if you try to spit on every car with a nazi dog whistle bumper sticker you will be dehydrated so quickly 1120
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23hHere’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 18824779
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 23hHey everybody! New York City has expanded the criteria for New Yorkers to get their Civil Service Exam fees waived? Check it out today! 062
𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 30/09/2026god, that feels good, the lack of a few hundo is gonna hurt next month but I can breathe again and don't feel like the walls r closing in 080
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 121338213
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.gofund.meDonate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra ArielloHi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery 30918932
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If a white person shows you their favorite REM song, its a sign of enormous respect in their culture 17213
𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 30/09/2026www.patreon.com/evil_pet/pos... Some patreon news, returning to previous pricing structure in November and no longer offering art as a tier rewardpatreon.comi don't wanna be around anymore (patreon restructuring) | evil.petStarting this November I am going to be reorganizing the patreon tiers, there will no longer be a tier for art rewards and pricing for viewi 160
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This henny making me want to go to the mall, and do something crazy 03214
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Diskette Press @ A2CAF @diskettepress.com · 30/09/2026today, make sure you really fuck it up sloppy style 0319
𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 30/09/2026They should teach about shame boners and dbt in grade school health class 😮💨 140
𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 @evil.pet · 30/09/2026Anyways if I had a dollar for every time someone jerks off to large people but cannot handle seeing extra weight on themselves or potential romantic partners without having a temper tantrum she wouldn't have to keep drawing porn 0172
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Meriel "wouppy" Sartha @sartha.dog · 30/09/2026my evil fetishes, li- what no not the rape stuff. no not the snuff thing either. the- no not butchbreaking either! come on I said *EVIL* fetishes. like gaining weight 1559
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 30/09/2026Head of paranoia and danger would be a sweet job title 0124
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hate to ask but I haven't eaten in a day. Almost completely stuck in bed. Please help me order something. V: @marghoul CA: $helpmarghoul 02228
