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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dear @tonykhan.bsky.social and @aewontv.bsky.social, I am still numb today as I write this. But I feel like if I don’t then it will only hurt more later. I’ve been a wrestling fan my whole life, and my eldest son (now grown himself) and I have made many trips to see AEW since its start. 1/x

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I follow other scientists on this platform, but all the algorithm ever shows me is political stuff. So, you might not see this, but it matters (I know). If confirmed, it'll be a very important part of human history.

space.com

Scientists may have detected the 1st direct evidence of dark matter

"We expect dark matter events to be extremely rare, so only a handful could mark the first detection of WIMP dark matter."

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

After the amazing night that was #ALLINLONDON I take a night off and now am watching the #WWERaw replay. Within ten minutes they censor not only a man bleeding, but also the blood on the ground, I guess to avoid scaring young, impressionable parking lots watching at home.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just another day here in this, the worst conceivable timeline, getting our priorities set exactly as they were supposed to be:

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Ken Burns had the Civil War. The History Channel had WWII (and ironically a bunch of alien conspiracy shit that turned out to be pretty accurate). Certain eras of American history are perfectly captured by some documentaries. This one? Mystery Science Theater 3000 presents: 21st Century American’t

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Me and my new coworkers discussing why I left my old office: “Dude, it’s pretty deep red down there - doesn’t seem like that’d be you.” “Oh, it wasn’t. I’m definitely further left than anyone else was down there.” “How much further left?” “…viva la revolución”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

#SoloSikoa hilariously living rent free in the heads of his two older brothers is the absolutely best part of this entire #Bloodline retread. #WWERaw

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Me, hopping onto BlueSky: “hey everyone, I had a really bad year and took a mental health break, how’s everything go- aww, fuck.”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I miss #MainEvent Jey Uso. I’m sad that after all the amazing work he did and the mountain he climbed in #WWE, he’s now just switched roles with Solo Sikoa (and that’s not a knock on Solo who is great in his own right), or worse just pretending none of it ever happened. That sucks.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Respect to the OG #Bloodline storyline, but if you think a rerun of that is more compelling than anything happening with #WillOspreay and the #DeathRiders I’m here to say that it isn’t even in the same conversation. #AEWDynamite @aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Currently just hoping this #AEWWomensTagTitle match just ends before one or more of the women involved gets injured. I’m a fan of all four women involved, especially Shida and Stat, but this…let’s just say it has bowling shoes tendencies. @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWDynamite

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

NOW it “seems anything but…color blind and merit based” huh? So up until this point, the alcoholic military washout running the military (into the ground) was trying to do it all by the book? Only now does something seem amiss? Bang-up reporting work. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

theatlantic.com

Pete Hegseth Is Trying to Resegregate the Military

“Color-blind and merit-based” now seems to be anything but.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Honestly just the first half of that sentence is completely fucking wild. Just for a second, imagine the reaction - the sheer outrage - if any Democrat in the last 40 years had done anything like that. Ever. Instance career ender.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter. And I think today was an important turning point

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I’m dead. Fucking dead. They felt that the apparently highly complex nature of a choke point/bottleneck/narrow pass needed a fucking video explanation. You know what maybe humans should stop claiming to have evolved from simpler apes because it’s insulting to the apes. www.cnn.com/2026/04/14/w...

cnn.com

How do shipowners navigate Trump’s blockade? | CNN

Global shipowners are warning it is too risky to transit through the Strait of Hormuz, as US President Donald Trump’s naval blockade collides with Iran’s assertion of control over the vital waterway. ...

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Guys check it out - I did not realize that Red Cross doctors got title belts instead of, like, degrees or something.

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JD Random - RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

“So you screwed up and voted for a guy who thinks he’s Jesus…”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I’ve loved pro wrestling for almost 40 years now. So this comes from a place of love. Last week’s #AEWDynamite with Chaos in Canada between United Empire and Deathriders sold me #AEWDynasty on Sunday. Dynasty has me excited for Dynamite in a couple days. That is excellent build and booking.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

That is an excellent question. For more on this we turn to author and presidential mental health “expert” @jaketapper.bsky.social - Jake, when does you book on this come o- what’s that? Oh you just the hatchet job on Biden? Huh. Well carry on then…uh, “journalist” I guess.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Turns out after hearing about the opioid crisis for decades, the most abused drug in America is Republican copium. Yikes. That’s tough to quit. You gotta admit you have a problem first. And second you gotta admit that the orange chucklefuck you voted three times for IS THAT PROBLEM.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

You know, Trump didn’t think through this “hey look I’m Jesus” plan very well even for him. Because there are still some guys up there who he’d rather not cross. Oh yeah. Dig it?

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

The one and only change I would nitpick about on the go-home #AEWDynamite before #AEWDynasty was I would have reversed the last two segments. I know it’s the cliche of having the world title match promo close it, but there was zero chance MJF and Omega promo battle follows #UnitedEmpire #DeathRiders

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Say what you will, but at least when #AEW books a Devil vs. God match and actually having god wrestle the match. #AEWDynamite @aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

How are there so many titles in #prowrestling and all of them are not on the machine that is Claudio?! #AEWDynamite #ChaosinCanada

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I can’t tell if Claudio legit hurt his leg on that ladder splash Francisco hit on the #DeathRiders to the floor, but Daniel Garcia is either 1. dead or 2. selling like a motherfucker. So much I snort laughed. #AEWDynamite #ChaosinCanada

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Not that “legal man” is a HUGE concept on #AEWDynamite but I thought Darby tagged Jack and Bandido at the same time and I so wanted Aubrey to just say they were BOTH the legal men and let them double team legally. @aewontv.bsky.social

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Don Callis is one of the best talkers in pro wrestling and that’s why I’m so perplexed about his promo: the Jordan/Pippen reference was fantastic, but the rest felt so…janky. KF is a loss, but he runs the biggest stable this side of the nWo - it seemed like he was just making shit up as he went.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I’m late starting but let me say this about the open to #AEWDynamite - people that hate on AEW will complain about giving this away in free tv with no build, but guess what - it sold me the PPV on Sunday which is the whole point of a go home show. @aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It’s one thing to be glad she’s gone, which I am. She was inept, unqualified, unethical, and an embarrassment to a profession that many people, including me, have dedicated our lives to in hopes of making a difference and dispensing justice. But…can we not treat it like a high school breakup please?

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Listen, I know the AG getting fired is a news rightfully headline. But, both for Bondi and just the general public - how are any of you surprised even slightly? How many more warnings did you need? How many more ways does he have to show over his infuriatingly long life that this is what he does?

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Hot take: #Okada making every single solitary feud or issue or promo the #DonCallisFamily has into a cheesy, over-the-top way he personally is “unlike TAKESHITA” is some of the funniest shit in pro wrestling right now. #AEW @aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

“We are now seeing to solve a problem that we created.” Basically summarized the entirety of the US from 1776 until right now. I defy anyone to find me an era or portion of our post-colonial existence that cannot be accurately summarized with that sentence. I’m laughing and crying into the void.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

The problem with this picture (other than the person I saw it from disabling comments - because why would we want to have discussion on a SOCIAL media app?!) is that the “you lost, you lost, you’re next” targets are all the same. It’s the same people. Just different flags. They’re like cockroaches.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I say this as an attorney: I am not sure that it is actually, legally possible to defame him at this point. The entire point of defamation claims is intentional publishing of statements, true or false, done solely and maliciously to harm the victim’s reputation. Nobody harms that more than he does.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I cannot make this clear enough: this woman, as well as every person both above and below her who contributed to her actions, cannot - CANNOT - suffer enough for me. Ever. The limit does not exist. I can think of no scenario for them where I think “maybe this is too much” for even a moment.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I am intrigued and concerned (which I’m sure is the intent) at the decision to remove @hangmanpage.bsky.social from the world title picture for good. His story arc is one of the best in pro wrestling, and he is a gifted performer. But they tried this with Cody Rhodes in 2020 and it didn’t go well.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

34 years…fucking hell. My little tiny in between generation - the Daria generation - we’re all getting fucking old.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Clark Connors providing our once-per-show murder of Darby Allin with the sickest spear I’ve ever seen. #AEWRevolution

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

It’s worse than that. Sure, Iran may get a new administration that’s slightly more pro-American than the last - low bar as that is. But the leaked videos of Hegseth and generals exhorting troops that this is a “Christian war” or “Armageddon” is set the US against all of Islam; a religious crusade.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

You know what I’d love for someone to ask #KristiNoem? “Was it worth it?” Was destroying your life, your career, your marriage, mangling your face from what a human looks like into some kind of wax nightmare, losing any and all respect you may have had from your colleagues and peers,

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Pete Hegseth: a racist, sexist, white supremacist, alcoholic, war-mongering, pathetic wannabe warrior who was a disgrace in every phase of his life. He went from being a never-was dumbass jock to a worthless washout soldier to a drunken potted plant in a propaganda machine for AmericaNazi extremism.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

“Some inside her department felt Ms. Noem was using her perch as secretary to advance her political ambitions.” It wasn’t as if she disguised it so well you’d have to be sleeping with her to figure it out. And even if she had a lot of people would still know. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

nytimes.com

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Catching up on #AEWGrandSlamAustralia and seeing what Orange Cassidy, Timeless Toni Storm, and their friends did to Wheeler Yuta's hair, all I can say is that if he leaves it like that, #Yutamania is gonna be runnin' wild, BROTHER! @aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Hello, 911? Yes, I’d like to report a murder. No, no, don’t send help - I just wanted to let you know it was pretty fucking brutal. 🔪

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Like…just for a second let’s step back and just appreciate and mourn for something not treasured until it was gone. In the late 90s-9/11, if you had said this unironically in public, you’d be a pariah. You couldn’t run for dog catcher. And now…this. Fucking hell, America. The terrorists did win.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Meanwhile, in the actual, civilized world, we have something not objectively horrific to discuss. Bless all of you that are out there, keeping the flame of hope alive.

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