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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 34m

Well this just seems insulting…to dying aliens everywhere.

Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Imagine how far you’ve fallen when Ron Desantis - RON FUCKING DESANTIS - is like “oh damn that seems a little too monstrous even for me - maybe nominate one of the alligators I use as mascots and prison guards in the concentration camp I gleefully built for mein Fuhrer.”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pretty sure their McConnell playbook goes back further than Biden’s presidency…

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Bernie's Poolside Chill

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bold of them to assume I was ever believin’ in the first place. Given the complete and utter lack of anything worth believin’ in that they offer.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Technically you can…but not for very long. Like, at all. Unless you’re using one of the weirdest suicide methods I’ve yet heard. Even then though…it won’t be long.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You know, for the first time in 100 years the “Time Traveler’s Dilemma” isn’t the baby Hitler scenario anymore. It’s got a new candidate for debate. Except it’s not a debate, it’s not really a dilemma, and the answer is “go back further and eliminate the parents ever living to meet to be sure.”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, when you’re trying to distract from (checks notes) oh shit, your sitting president a month before a crucial midterm election just asked a foreign state that he STARTED A FUCKING WAR WITH to nuke the cities of his political opponents…your normal bullshit won’t cut it. You need BULLSHIT X-TREME!

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Coma Jesus ain’t fucking with Danny Trejo. Danny Trejo doesn’t care if you’re the messiah or not - he will cut a bitch.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah, but what does it say about THIS motherfucker if there actually is an all-loving god who could only tolerate him for 18 days before yeeting back down to us? Fuck, he didn’t even wanna subject Satan to this asshole, and that is saying a LOT.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And really it’s also got a lot of surrounding area (read: Florida in general) that…could be construed as acceptable collateral damage.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How the fuck does he know? He’s asked about current events happening literally in his presence on a daily basis and he’s never heard of any of them but he’s got a magic fucking crystal ball to tell him how quickly things will happen in the event his party loses seats in the House next month?!

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Unvarnished truth: if anyone but this motherfucker had said that out loud within earshot of anyone with a microphone they would, literally, be calling for lynch mobs and firing squads for the traitors. Imagine any other president saying “please nuke the cities of my political opponents” to the world

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Losing” inhibition control implies previously having any which I have seen nothing in the entirety of his life let alone his regime that leads to that conclusion.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Even with Steiner math these numbers don’t compute…

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If his prescribed medications had an unforeseen complication between them, say that and don’t let vapid online “influencers” control the narrative trying to portray PAC, a professional in every sense of the word and a kind, loving; and good man, as “just another wrestling death because it’s bad.”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So I sincerely hope that when the results of the full toxicology are released, the lazy parts of the media and media he politicians are using to spin every event every day as proof undeniable that they are right and their opponents are won’t - even they had nothing to do with the argument itself.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

with mental health issues and take anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds to combat these. Any number of other afflictions can limit them - high blood pressure, repeated major surgeries and each time being told not to wrestle anymore only to go back to the thing they love and feel most at home doing

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

To keep their bodies strong enough for both looking imposing and being strong, flexible, agile, athletic and conditioned for the grueling demands of their sport on their body. Many have to utilize - doctor controlled packs of steroids to promote healing and strength after injury. Many also struggle

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Some wrestling fans may understand this, but some will not. Even so…as they draw closer to a definitive “cause of death” for #RIPPAC I’m not sure I really want to know. He was such a kind soul who loved wrestling, and he family both my blood and choice. That world comes with an amount of sacrifices.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We’re born, we scrap and fight and kill just to stay alive another day, and then do it all again - so tell me, what is it that separates us from other animals? Oh yes - other animals rarely do that to their own species. That’s a fairly rare trait found most strongly in…humans. How noble.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The moment we normalized the phrase “earn a living” we gave up. Like, imagine being introduced into a situation you had no part in making, no choice in entering, and had no tools to deal with, and being told by those responsible “now how are you gonna pay us back for bringing you into this world?”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well he weighs as much as a centaur, and there is a decent chance Natalie is making of the rear legs and ass if he’s had another accident.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I had the very good fortune that my oldest son and I got to meet PAC on more than one occasion. He was everything all who knew him have said - kind, and funny, and humble. He LOVED wrestling and wrestlers so much. We’ve spent the last week…kind of numb. He was someone you just always pictured here.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Literally everyone in tangentially linked to her family when she says this:

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

…goddammit this guy is going to wind up making me reexamine my lifelong assessment of organized religion as a negative influence at best and the root of innumerable historical atrocities at worst. Then this guy from Chicago gets Pope’d and behaves like a decent reasonable person.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t understand why we are giving airtime to these assholes to just be allowed to lie without being challenged on it. It is infuriating to watch this shitshow.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It was never an accident. That’s what makes me and people like me who have been saying for TEN FUCKING YEARS that it wasn’t an accident and that these people are the Nazis except we actually are in MORE danger because they’re accomplishing their agenda faster than Hitler did so upset. We warned you.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

…good. I mean, I kinda feel bad for hell, I’m not sure what the team that runs that plane of existence did to really deserve these rancid dumpster fires for all eternity, but better there than here.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Made even more impressive by fact that NYC had to overcome the tremendous handicap of being located in the US under its current regime. That’s no small feat.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Here’s my question: at what point do we draw the line with people still - STILL - supporting him and say “ok, that’s it - you people get set on fire with him?” So many are now saying he betrayed them, he lied, etc. but there are still some at these events cheering him. When do we cut them lose, too?

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“People have asked my thoughts-“ Oh, I’m gonna stop you there because in order for anyone to ask you about your thoughts it would require 1) them to be so dim that they give a damn what you think and 2) you to be capable of independent thought. Neither is likely, but both? No. Please stop existing.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Here’s the thing: I don’t want him remembered. I want him unpersoned. I want him, his family, his friends, anyone who supported him all gone. I want his name scrubbed from any record or building or page. I want any trace of him burned to ash. That is the worst punishment for him - being forgotten.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“I’m won’t respond to everything because frankly I haven’t been able to think of excuses or alibis for a lot of them, but as I do I will roll them out on an ad hoc basis. I tried asking my father-in-law for advice, but he just kept saying my mother should’ve drowned me in the bath when I was young.”

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

…there was luster? Like, ever? I do not recall this luster, unless you mean his lust-her, and that was also always gross.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You know, despite already acknowledging that we live in the worst timeline, it somehow never occurred to me that it was the one that ends with zombies. It was all right in front of me, but I just didn’t put those pieces together.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Please, please, Santa, god, Jesus, Mary, Joseph and his amazing technicolor dreamcoat…please tell me he bled out waiting for help. Even if it’s just one MAGA less…that is still an improvement.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hegseth, like the rest of his fascist cohorts, knows nothing about “the pillars of Western civilization” - what he means by that is “white male supremacy.” He is proof positive that life is not sacred - it can be wasted on someone like him who has nothing of worth to give to the world.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Western” arts and culture developed on stages where every role was played by men, in drag if the character was a woman; myths of great warriors like Achilles, who was not moved to take the battlefield by his leaders, but by the death of his lover Patroclus, and brought low by a single arrow.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Rome considered men having sex with other men to be a natural and even beneficial part of life. “Western civilization” grew from roots in ancient Athens that taught students to question authority at every turn, through enlightenment scholars who held learning and knowledge superior to military might

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As a prosecutor and a law professor, just in case anyone had even the slightest bit of doubt about this, can confirm OP is 100% correct on this. And frankly if you DID have any doubt about it, you are part of the problem.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pete Hegseth is the literal personification of the concept of “some people just need to get their ass kicked” taken to its absolute extreme. Literally any person from anywhere on earth could walk up and without a word beat him to the point of death and it would probably still count as self-defense.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Timely? This asshole is running WAY the fuck behind. Dude needs to take that scythe and mow through the entire capitol like it’s wheat harvesting season. Swing for the pentagon on his way out. Shit by the time he gets caught up on all his late work, Charon the ferryman is gonna look like Chief Brody

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What really sucks is that of course it wouldn’t occur to you or me or anyone with even a basic moral compass, but…once you heard it, it didn’t really surprise you, did it? This is who America is now. This is what we show the world.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s like someone watching in horror as a train derails, bursts into flames, and then explodes in a twisted inferno of metal and death…and THEN realizes that the train she’s on is barreling down the same track.

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve been crying and smiling for over an hour now. Modern pro wrestling is this funny, crazy family of amazing athletes and storytellers and fans - and a huge part of that is because of amazing people like PAC. We love you and we miss you. #ForeverOurBastard #AEWDynamite #TributeToPAC

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Evil Wizard, Esq. @evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The sheer level of cognitive dissonance it takes for this plastic-cheeked, spray-tanned, hair plug horror story to refer to literally ANYONE ELSE as a “clown” should cause him to burst into flames on the spot. It would be comedy if it wasn’t a dystopian shitshow that’s gonna kill so many people.

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