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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ThatsInsane
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Text which says "My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse."
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dis you @juux.com
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
<block risk critical>
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“it didn't quite meet the bar in terms of staying within scope and authorization”
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Skynet: Terminator's Neural Net AI
ALT: Skynet: Terminator's Neural Net AI
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An amazing meal in Palma tonight @ Fabrick. Husband and wife owner operators, menu changes weekly, world dishes with local ingredients. Chickpea Gyoza, Ox Tartare with Shokupan, Cauli Curry and Chili Pork Wanton. Simply delicious 😋
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is alright #Mallorca
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Palma for 6 nights. Warm weather clothing only packed
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Edinburgh-Palma this Thursday, cannot wait 😁
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know who they are
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dealers choice
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s ok, they are all year round tree decorations, no C-word uttered 😉
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Phil Mellows @philmellows.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
'On the day' cancellations the latest customer trend causing food-led pubs grief | Morning Advertiser www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Article/2026...
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OPINION: The new type of ‘red flag’ customers you need to be aware of
Claire Alexander warns of affluent diners booking multiple pubs, cancelling last minute and ghosting calls, leaving hospitality businesses to absorb the cost.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Horrendous and selfish behaviour, how people can do this to an already struggling hospitality sector is just beyond me.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Exactly this. Maybe the perpetrators of all the worst shit going on right now know we are already past saving, so they are living out their hedonistic and fascist fantasies while they still can. Why care about consequences/ legacy if the world is on fire in 5 years?
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Of course he admires the late Rob Ford, another absolute walloper 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A pub where I live re-opened under new ownership and all their signage and promotional materials are like this. It’s tragic.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Biggest wine disappointment of recent years was believing the hype about English sparkling wine. More expensive than a decent Cremant but not even as good as an entry level Cava.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Most pathetic loser of this week? Hard to call, some strong contenders (excluding the 🍊 💩 to give others a chance) -Tates’ push-up fanboys - Musks AI mental breakdown film - Farage not attending the results On balance, I think Farage; despite winning the by-election, he made a tit of himself
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I mean he got soooo much sympathy when his helicopter crashed
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You win 😂
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And that was because he had a pair which he was desperate to show me, and did indeed run over to his desk to get them. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m needing a new pair of glasses, Ray Bans are my frame of choice so was browsing the range. Young guy in the opticians was immediately “have you thought about the Meta ones”. I thought I had said “absolutely not” in my best “absolutely fucking not you little twat” tone, but apparently not!
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
ALT: Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No, YOU’RE having a Haggis Lasagne Roll for your dinner
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Papitos Bar is cool for drinks
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
His “friends”
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Man Gives Thumbs Up
ALT: Man Gives Thumbs Up
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Apologies, that wasn’t how how I read it 👍
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
*enabled
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No it doesn’t, and you have just proven the point. An e-bike provides assistance via a hub or crank mounted motor and is only anabled with the pedalling action. No pedal : no motor. If the motor runs without pedalling it’s an illegal electric motorbike regardless of what it looks like
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Yeah, I remember it but it was a hilarious addition in the playground, not part of any advert as far as I recall
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Romero didn’t shake the orange felons hand so he might be alright
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Life comes at you fast.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Worldwide derision? Pricks
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enjoy your losers medals
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And also, fuck Argentina, worst sportsmen ever
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Love it, viva Espana
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They are the absolute worst
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Send them all off
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am lifted that Trump will fucking hate this
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hope Coldplay do a version of “Yellow” for the orange prick
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A$AP Rocky will always be WhatsApp Ricky in my eyes, god bless you Liam Gallagher 😂
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fucks sake, I rushed watering the garden for this pish
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Pastor Vickie @vickspy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cabin week: last night’s custom cocktail was the reflecting pool, complete with a fruit roll up representing the peeling blue paint…. #lakelife
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/07/2026
One more and we keep the Bayeux Tapestry!
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Soon to be banned Transatlantic Translators TransPennine Express Transmission Trance music (hello 1990!)
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