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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“it didn't quite meet the bar in terms of staying within scope and authorization”
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Skynet: Terminator's Neural Net AI
ALT: Skynet: Terminator's Neural Net AI
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An amazing meal in Palma tonight @ Fabrick. Husband and wife owner operators, menu changes weekly, world dishes with local ingredients. Chickpea Gyoza, Ox Tartare with Shokupan, Cauli Curry and Chili Pork Wanton. Simply delicious 😋
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is alright #Mallorca
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Phil Mellows @philmellows.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
'On the day' cancellations the latest customer trend causing food-led pubs grief | Morning Advertiser www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Article/2026...
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OPINION: The new type of ‘red flag’ customers you need to be aware of
Claire Alexander warns of affluent diners booking multiple pubs, cancelling last minute and ghosting calls, leaving hospitality businesses to absorb the cost.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Most pathetic loser of this week? Hard to call, some strong contenders (excluding the 🍊 💩 to give others a chance) -Tates’ push-up fanboys - Musks AI mental breakdown film - Farage not attending the results On balance, I think Farage; despite winning the by-election, he made a tit of himself
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m needing a new pair of glasses, Ray Bans are my frame of choice so was browsing the range. Young guy in the opticians was immediately “have you thought about the Meta ones”. I thought I had said “absolutely not” in my best “absolutely fucking not you little twat” tone, but apparently not!
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No, YOU’RE having a Haggis Lasagne Roll for your dinner
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Romero didn’t shake the orange felons hand so he might be alright
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Life comes at you fast.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Love it, viva Espana
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Send them all off
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am lifted that Trump will fucking hate this
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hope Coldplay do a version of “Yellow” for the orange prick
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A$AP Rocky will always be WhatsApp Ricky in my eyes, god bless you Liam Gallagher 😂
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fucks sake, I rushed watering the garden for this pish
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Pastor Vickie @vickspy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cabin week: last night’s custom cocktail was the reflecting pool, complete with a fruit roll up representing the peeling blue paint…. #lakelife
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/07/2026
One more and we keep the Bayeux Tapestry!
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I actually hate this Argentina side, dirty and cynical.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Good
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Dirty tactics
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Doing the periodic Company compliance course. Thinking how nice it would be if the President on the USA could also be held to these standards when it comes to bribery and corruption
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Joyful, not seen the Woodpeckers for ages!
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Brian Larkin @derrymanc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Leaving an event, and it’s shuttle buses to the car park; give your room number and the staff call it when it’s your turn. I overhear a grim looking bloke announce how “he is just going to get on the first one that comes”. He does indeed end up on the same minibus as us, where on departure he
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mark Bonar is raging #EngDRc
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just perfect
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Anyone who misses a broken-run penalty should be given a yellow card, and a slap.
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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hydration break
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/06/2026
A generation of children confined to exclusively posting on LinkedIn, humbled to share that they have been recognised as thought leaders in vertically integrating your mom's supply chain.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Big Dunc! #worldcup #itv
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Delicious
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh great, so he’s currently a trillionaire on paper, but because he’s successfully lobbied the US regulators, SpaceX stock will be forced into many pension and investment funds. When its value inevitably collapses under the weight of its ridiculous expectations, he and the other inside investors ..
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sky Sports App admin has been on the meths I see
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ban X. Charge Elmo. Absolute shitehawk
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Could murder a pint of Billy Bowie Special Projects IPA about now
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Had to explain to a bigot why this is a Star Wars reference and nothing to do with his petty sectarian shite.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Once again, I have to question the practice of charging €10 for a free-pour glass of a really nice sparkling wine versus €70 for the bottle. Who is buying the bottle when the glasses are clearly at least 175ml, more likely 200ml. Yes, I’m am Scottish
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Italy between Reggio Emilia and Modena this morning
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Oh do fuck all the way off mate
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Italians not impressed with my answer to the question “which Italian has been the greatest influence on you”
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Arrived abroad, passport control was actually spot on, no delay at alll BUT it boils my having to join the non-EU lane, just that feeling of something stolen by fuckwits
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Personally, I think it’s disgraceful there are no Hank Marvin gifs on this platform. There are a few Lee Marvin though. Yes, I am waiting on my food arriving
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Good.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
On a Teams Call, audience participation asked for on what made today a good day. Fighting the urge to say I didn’t have to use my AK.
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Evil Bill @evil-bill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Airports don’t bring out the best in me. But if you barge past me at the last step then stop abruptly blocking 2 lines to find your boarding pass, I will consider you a massive cunt.
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