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Disco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This email could have been a fist fight

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The corrupt media won't tell you this but you can just make up a sick car and draw it and shit. Absolutely wild

A pencil sketch of a sick bubbly hatchback car the back wheel is much larger than the front wheel. It has chunky headlights.

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

HONT! DAWG! 😤

A pixel art hot dog on a bun with mustard and relish

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow Bad day for it, but it hurts waaaay less than I thought... So far.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Is this a band name already!? If not , we should start a band...

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Okay, this time with feeling! A reupload of a less immature pic in this pallete

Pixel art of a red haired woman lounging in a blue bikini on neon pink and purple grid field with a striped orange and yellow setting sun in the background.

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Would you slurp of the bubbling green brew? Y/n?

A pixel art cauldron with a misty bubbling green fluid in front of a grungy brick wall. There's a small shelf with a bottle of bright blue potion in a round bottle on the wall.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

YOU: Please act normal. You need these people to like you. ME: You keep saying that. PEOPLE: Hi! ME: The letter C is superfluous . A soft C is just an S, and a hard C is just a K. We could eliminate it or use it for the sound we currently write as "Ch", which would really make sense.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 30/04/2024

I'm sorry I missed your wedding, bro, I was trying to break the Jurassic Park arcade shooter speedrunning record in the "Just drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas" category. Almost got it, too. Next time, though, I'll be there for sure.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

The only good thing about Mother's Day when your mother has passed away is having the ability to ruin anyone else's mother's day with just a single sentence. The power? Sexual & overwhelming.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 19/05/2024

ACAB includes the entire year of 1312. Fuck the Council of Vienne's approval of a new crusade. That was some horseshit, and I'm glad it didn't eventuate.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 01/07/2024

My hobby? Making posts I think are funny and relatable then deleting them when I realise actually it's more a therapy thing.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

Wow! That person you knew in High School who was always making movies on the weekend and moved to Hollywood after college has finally given up their dreams and moved back in with their parents! Inspiring!

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

Hiring a physics tutor to explain conservation of energy to noted producer, musician and large hat aficionado Pharrell Williams.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 08/08/2024

Me, looking in a mirror: "What if we put cum in it?"

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 10/08/2024

Writing a sitcom called "The French are coming!" starring Dawn French and French Stewart, but every episode is just them silently day-drinking in a different hotel room.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 05/09/2024

Breaking my back to take a shit down my own throat to own the libs.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Do you ever wonder if someday, maybe in the 5th Age when elves have settled into Myth in the mind of man, some great human explorer sets out across the ocean, finds the undying lands and absolutely LOSES HIS shit?

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

That's what the splash blanket is for, right?

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

See, I consider her optimistic but foolish, like me.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

It is! There's so much going on in that face

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Please also enjoy this vampire woman who is about to beat ass after drawing first blood.

A sketch of a woman in a crop tube top and undies half kneeling while examining blood on her fingers during a fight.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I mean, he'll level up and learn moves faster, it's totally a meta move. 👀 Don't worry about how the stats increase!

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I've met too many people this could describe recently 😂

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I'm not even being dumped, they aren't "relationships", it's just friends making changes that will undoubtedly be better for their lives... But my brain hasn't quite got used to that yet, and it huuuuuurts.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The best laid schemes of mice and sadists...

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Ah, so like the inverse of Zak Bagans?

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I have an amazing 59 DC in Seafoam that the original owner painted the white hardware bright pink. God, I love it so much

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Beck Zegans sounds like an alternate universe version of the guy from Ghost Adventures.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Sure, threesomes are fantastic, but noone warns you about sometimes having two beautiful women snoring like fucking bandsaws in your bed all night

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

It's cum, by the way. The pineapples taste like cum.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

They better have them, or I will have serious words with them on your behalf.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Do I actually find overly explaining jokes and putting disclaimers on them funny, or am I just masking my innate desire for literalism?

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willow with a reese's peanut butter pumpkin 🐈🎃 @willow.kissesgirls.online · 02/07/2026

(reaching across the table and picking your nose and eating it) got one for you queen

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eaei @tape.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

there should be an hour of everyday where its encouraged to scream for artist reasons

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⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸ @andreaceleste.meangirls.online · 02/06/2026

since it's pride month you can give money to a trans woman by buying my music! any support is much appreciated 💞

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I think antlers would definitely suit you

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Hey, it's me, I'm Shakespeare! Not literally. I'm team Shakespeare.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The seeds sown by your example at a fairly pivotal point in my life definitely helped put me on the path to be a better person, and I definitely would not be where I am today had that not happened. I think it's important you know that !

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I have eaten the pizza you left in the fridge which you forgot while being distracted by my wife Forgive me it was delicious such sweet pepperoni.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Please gods grant me the strength to resist getting high and sending parodies of William Carlos Williams "This is Just to Say" to my metamours.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

If you had a dollar for every time I thought of you fondly, you would definitely have more dollars than you expect, I think.

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.

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Madam Snazzy @moatatamaira.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Did I know that the NZ union movement started with miners in Blackball? Yes. Did I know that it was initiated by a man not being allowed to finish his pie? No. But pies do loom large in the national psyche so... this feels right.

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