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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Finally took something both anonymous AND that doesn't make me feel disgusting. Enjoy the lewd reflected from the rooftop window.

A selfie, heavily distorted by being a reflection of a rooftop window. It shows a masc person lying on a bed. They are wearing a black band T-shirt, and no pants. One leg is under the covers, and they are covering their genitals with their hand. They are looking away from the camera.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Thank you for your clarification, I was about to cry and not sleep for weeks about the dilophosaurus slander. As a thanks, have a picture of a potential dilophosaurus butt print.

A cast of the impression of a resting theropod, possibly a Dilophosaurus. It includes the footprints and a tail print. A small sign is on the cast, and an arrow pointing at what some think are feather impressions. The sign has a green border and contains Japanese text that I can't reproduce on here. Sorry.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

not my home but i know my way around* *well, how to blast my way into mikoshi anyway

A screenshot of Arasaka tower from Cyberpunk 2077, with a giant blue holographic fish in front.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Just watching some terrible Christmas movie on Netflix, but daaaaamn, I want to know where Darren Barnett was on December 4th...

A picture of actor Darren Barnet, who looks vaguely similar to the December 4th shooter, who definitely isn't Luigi Mangione, as I was lecturing him in NZ about how terrible Ayn Rand is on that date.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Like this! They have little slots that you can hang on screws in the wall

A picture of a vaguely person shaped white coathook being held in front of two screw, to imply they hang on the screws

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 04/08/2024

Do you think this post lives up to the statement in your profile? She stated a boundary. It's ok to feel hurt and rejected, but you've chosen to lash out because of those feelings. Is this what the Buddha would teach?

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 11/07/2024

Me when she makes my teeth growl AND my under whirl.

A still from the Johnny Bravo cartoon where he is standing in a street.. Johnny is a buff man with a blonde pompadour, black t-shirt and sunglasses and jeans. His jaw has stretched cartoonishly to hit the ground because he has seen a pretty girl.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

That person seeing this, then rapidly stopping to head back in your direction.

A still of the iconic Akira bike slide.

A man dressed all in red with goggles on a red, curvy futuristic looking motorbike on a motorway in a cyperpunk city. He has turned the bike to the left, and is sliding to stop. He is using his foot to stop the bike from tipping over. There's a cool reflection on the bikes curved windscreen. It's cool as hell.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 06/07/2024

Where does Diplocaulus fit into all this?

A photorealistic image of Diplocaulus. It is a green, triangle headed amphibian in a swamp of some kind

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 05/07/2024

Best way to bring Wesker back for 9. Some real Metal Gear Solid 2 nonsense.

A screenshot of Albert Wesker from probably Resident Evil 6? I didn't play that one, and I just googled the image, but it seems right for the vibe.

It's a picture from the shoulder up. He is a white man with slicked back platinum blonde hair (real piece of shit) with a black blazer with a square looking texture on it. He has a black gloves hand raising up to black sunglasses (of course) as though he's putting them on or taking them off).

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 04/07/2024

Unfortunately relevant today. I struggle to remember to wear earplugs (thanks ADHD), and never bothered when I started In bands. I am lucky to only get frequent tinnitus, and not worse hearing loss (yet). Please take it seriously.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 26/06/2024

Be the t-shirt bot you wanna see in the skyline.

A screenshot of an online tshirt generator. The preview tshirt says "It's times like these that BSky needs the t-shirt bots"

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

Common Egg-Eating Snake my ass, that snake has an inflation kink.

A picture of a Common Egg-Eating Snake with a hugely inflated head, assumedly because it's eating an entire egg.

Captions reads:
Common Egg-Eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra),
family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

A screenshot of MGS that has been edited. It shows Otacon talking to Snake on the codec, saying "Snake, you have 24 hours to unfollow Raiden or I'm deleting the evidence of Metal Gear Ray".

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

This weka knows exactly how wonderful you are (It's heaps)

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

Quoteskeet with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist in the alt text.

An image of kiwi pop rock band Elemeno P, looking way more emo than they ever sounded.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 29/05/2024

Sorry everyone, got my ticket to the big time! Finally and 7250 others are being recognised for our skills in running secret cabals.

A screenshot of an Instagram follow request. The request is from an account with the username "illuminati_wealth_1_".

Their name displays as "Mark Williams (20666)"

Their bio says:
Knowledge & wisdom bouquet emoji
Investor Bar graph emoji Line graph emoji
Wealthy Mindset red triangle emoji

It is following 7,250 other accounts already.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

I think I out-botted the bot, it never replied after this. Reported now, anyway

A screenshot of a Squirt Exchange (or Bluesky Message conversation) between EverSpookums and a bot going by Skyla Gai, @okubysgt.bsky.social

It reads:

Bot: Hi

Me: G'day.

Bot: What's good?

Me: Good is a word meaning generally of positive value or quality.

For a more comprehensive definition, I recommend www.merriam-webster.com/ dictionary/g...

What's good with you?

The bot did not reply.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 21/05/2024

Tom, your reverse psychology has worked. You are too powerful. I don't even own an Xbox. Please help.

A screenshot of my cart in the C2 Gripz website, showing an XBox controller grip ready for purchase

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

Hi Jsesse, That will be $85 US (including Tax), thanks. Tips are appreciated.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

I don't know why I put so much work into not only making something that's not only not very funny, but making it look bad deliberately. I assume this task was handed to me by whatever the rascal god is of the local pantheon.

A black and white photo of Woodie Guthrie holding his guitar. It has been cropped to only show the body of the guitar. The text on it has been badly edited to say "THIS MEME IS STOLEN" around the edges of the body of the guitar.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

Wow, if only anyone could have possibly seen this coming. There is no love in business. Until there is power from profit, we will ALL be exploited and thrown away in the name of profit. Not only will profit kill us all, it will kill the distractions it provides us on the way.

An edited cover of a Karl Marx book. It reads:

I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro

A CRITICAL ANALYSIS OF CAPITALIST PRODUCTION

BY KARL MARX

TRANSLATED FROM THE THIRD GERMAN EDITION, BY SAMUEL MOORE AND EDWARD AVELING

AND EDITED BY FREDERICK ENGELS

VOL. I.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

If only someone had warned us about this!

A "possibly edited" cover of a book by Carl Marx. The cover reads:

I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro.

A CRITICAL ANALYSIS OF CAPITALIST PRODUCTION

BY KARL MARX

TRANSLATED FROM THE THIRD GERMAN EDITION, BY SAMUEL MOORE AND EDWARD AVELING

AND EDITED BY FREDERICK ENGELS

VOL. I.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

SMH my damn head, crypto bros ruin everything:(

Several coiled yarns in a haberdashery store. The yarns are labelled "Crypto 8 Ply"

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 02/02/2024

Me, looking at funny skeets: "Seems hard" Me, looking at the most shitty, derivative hack draft:

Sickos.jpg, surely that's enough context? No? Alright, a newspaper style cartoon of a man with his hands pressed against a window looking in. He has a 5 o'clock shadow, bushy eyebrows, frizzy hair, a black sweater that says "Sickos", and has a speech bubble that says "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!". It's pretty iconic, I recommend memorising it, it's the good stuff.

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Ever Spookums 🦖 @everspookums.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Spray paint costs $16, who wants to make $234?

A partially pixelated Facebook screenshot that reads:

"Graffiti is considered vandalism and is a criminal offence.

Spotted illegal graffiti? Snap it this week for your chance to win $250 for you and $250 for a charity during This Part Pixelated 's Big Spring Clean!"

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