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evelyn: the larp!

@evelyn.pet
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📍Chicago | She/They | MDNI | 🚃🚍💻🖤🎬🎹 This is basically my After Dark.

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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 22h
Tarp speaks is the voice of our generation btw
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 18/09/2026
I LOVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️ BEING IN THE HOT WATER PLACE 🤩🤩🤩🤩SHOWER🧩🧩🧩🧩
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 10/09/2026
This weekend i WILL be asking what your kirksona is btw
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Cube @cubert1996.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you seen this
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/08/2026
just bought peak domain
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 26/08/2026
TV news, headline saying “polyester is the new insult for Gen Z”
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/08/2026
just replied to an important email using the WRONG email address that has my DEADNAME even though the signature has the CONTACT INFO I ACTUALLY WANT USED
Guy crashing out on his knees
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four* @f0urst4r.net · 06/08/2026
White people entering desktop mode and opening librewolf on their steam deck to watch malcolm in the middle clips on tiktok #Opsec
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 25/07/2026
evelyn is problematic medias btw
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 16/07/2026
I guess the air that kills you is just gonna be a thing during my adult life lol
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 01/07/2026
jane remover side hustle?
Building at sunset with a sign reading “JR tools repaired, electronic, air, electric”
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socks. @socks.onl · 23/06/2026
taco bell should be free for women with penises
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/06/2026
do NOT drink the sprite tea it tastes like vomit!
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 15/06/2026
June has just been CTA hell month so far they must hate gay people or smth
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frax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 04/06/2026
the best ppl that i know who have actually stood beside me in ways that count are literally all either union members, strippers, problematic furries, tgirls with weapons, or in legal trouble with at least one NATO state. happy pride
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 08/05/2026
why are they doing this to me
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/04/2026
my trick is that I went straight to she/her to avoid this before just accepting the fact that I’m transfem in the nonbinary way and adding the They back in (and am happier for it)
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/04/2026
I’ve had 1 (one) singular Mountain Dew Midnight™ from Taco Bell where the syrup ratio feels anywhere near correct
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 18/04/2026
who is that
A bear pride-looking pyramid among normal tomodachi life houses.
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine
Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 15/04/2026
saw her today ❤️
green acer princess peach on a bridge in chicago
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 14/04/2026
guy at the bank just asked if I could just use zelle to pay my taxes instead of getting a check how tf is he employed there
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 13/04/2026
is this canon? in anything?
I don’t fucking know
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 12/04/2026
my life is a youtube poop
iOS screenshot showing two home screen widgets. A photo library widget showing a Fraxiom concert on April 7th, and a Chicago widget showing that it’s 67 degrees.
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Micah Callari (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @micahcallari.com · 09/04/2026
juckport # A William Dollars
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 08/04/2026
the cta 56 bus aka the bus you can outwalk most of the time
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 07/04/2026
I’ll admit, it’s been a bit annoying seeing oil prices going up and urbanists using it as a gotcha moment for public transit and good infrastructure. Yes, but also people are dying. Priority one is people not dying I think.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 03/04/2026
/// MARIO GALAXY MOVIE SPOILERS luigi is canonically into ageplay now i don’t make the rules
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Micah Callari (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @micahcallari.com · 27/03/2026
Love all around me — An album by Micah Callari. Made with love <3 OUT NOW EVERYWHERE !!!!!! ffm.to/lovemicah
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 26/03/2026
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker is just Nintendo’s special interest
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 24/03/2026
guess I’m staying on WiFi 5 forever babyyyyy
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/03/2026
I’m brewing up a cumcocktion #wordplay
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Kara Transit Authority @stormykara.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I think above anything the IL-09 race shows that we badly, badly need Ranked Choice Voting in the state of Illinois, and it's frankly shocking that it hasn't been implemented yet.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 07/03/2026
[guy with an undiagnosed piss kink] “yeah there’s just something I really like about the jackson red line station.”
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 24/02/2026
I kinda hate wearing my non-meta normal no surveillance state spyware ray bans out in public now even with the logos scratched off the lenses, probably should find something new soon
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 22/02/2026
talking to the tea guy like he’s my drug dealer because he basically is
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 16/02/2026
starting to see bluesky posts on instagram meme pages I think we’re doing sometimes right over here
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 05/02/2026
saw discourse on twitter so frustrating that it made me finally deactivate my account, and I’m still debating if I wanna post the hot take I walked away from that moment with.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 04/02/2026
If your website breaks because I’m using privacy and security tools, fuck your website.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 10/01/2026
Took the kind of shower where our oversized water heater runs out of hot water 🔥
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 17/12/2025
Listening to the polar express soundtrack because I’m fucked in the head
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 08/12/2025
yo why are they kinda cooking with the new dr who spin off
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 05/12/2025
Guy on the train reading a newspaper with a magnifying glass, truly a classic type of Guy
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 09/11/2025
I love that they felt the need to print and post this map
CTA map at Jarvis red line station. Showing Jarvis and Howard as the only two stops due to Jarvis being the second to last stop on the line.
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Better Streets Chicago @betterstreetschicago.org · 31/10/2025
We saved transit.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 30/10/2025
do we have enough soap bottles? thinking about getting more
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 11/10/2025
the loop is gone because i have built the g r i d
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 10/10/2025
Gotta euthanize my roommate
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road. "Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!" source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...
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