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evelyn: the larp!

@evelyn.pet
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📍Chicago | She/They | MDNI | 🚃🚍💻🖤🎬🎹 This is basically my After Dark.

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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 26/08/2026
TV news, headline saying “polyester is the new insult for Gen Z”
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/08/2026
just replied to an important email using the WRONG email address that has my DEADNAME even though the signature has the CONTACT INFO I ACTUALLY WANT USED
Guy crashing out on his knees
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 01/07/2026
jane remover side hustle?
Building at sunset with a sign reading “JR tools repaired, electronic, air, electric”
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 19/05/2026
The original “it’s so over, we’re so back”
Chart illustrating the Dunning–Kruger effect
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 11/05/2026
TEN ELEPHANT
elephant green screen effect
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/04/2026
currently doing the gen alpha version of this with the Wega family lol
Tomadachi Life: Living the Dream on a Nintendo switch:

Jake Senior and Wega welcome their new baby into the world. Jake Senior is taking photos while Wega shows the baby a copy of “The Experience” with Jake Jr. & Sr. on-screen in their normal meme format.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 18/04/2026
who is that
A bear pride-looking pyramid among normal tomodachi life houses.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 15/04/2026
saw her today ❤️
green acer princess peach on a bridge in chicago
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 13/04/2026
is this canon? in anything?
I don’t fucking know
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 12/04/2026
my life is a youtube poop
iOS screenshot showing two home screen widgets. A photo library widget showing a Fraxiom concert on April 7th, and a Chicago widget showing that it’s 67 degrees.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 17/03/2026
Curious George putting his ear up to a giant speaker and listening intently.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 09/11/2025
I love that they felt the need to print and post this map
CTA map at Jarvis red line station. Showing Jarvis and Howard as the only two stops due to Jarvis being the second to last stop on the line.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 30/10/2025
do we have enough soap bottles? thinking about getting more
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 11/10/2025
the loop is gone because i have built the g r i d
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 10/10/2025
Gotta euthanize my roommate
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 01/10/2025
Still thinking about how good this movie was ngl
My Letterboxd review of “one battle after another”

Username @evelyn_brown
Watched Sep 29, 2025, one like.
“So glad I didn't pass this up holy shit”
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 09/09/2025
apple event filmed in chicago, we’ve announced the new fuckass strap for your phone only $50 or whatever
A crossbody strap holding an iPhone like a purse
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 04/09/2025
Dinner
A large pretzel stick sitting on a paper towel
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 02/09/2025
Come see the *place*!
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 17/08/2025
Obsessed with this Dunkin’ INSIDE fare control at Rosemont, $2.50 fee for a coffee
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 03/08/2025
Oh to live in the gay purple spire
A brick building with a purple, castle-like tower sticking out over the sidewalk. The pride progress and trans flags can be seen in the windows.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 02/08/2025
rate my movie lineup
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 19/07/2025
who the FUCK bought a “trolly style” bus and painted it white just get a normal bus atp
An ugly white bus built to look like a trollyThe same bus, another angle
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 01/06/2025
When I’m in a kicking cans down the road competition and my opponent is Chicago politics
Terrified Squidward
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 11/05/2025
gorgeous day today
CTA Pink Line train at a street crossing in Cicero
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 21/04/2025
being blasted at Millenium Park is amazing
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 10/04/2025
do you think they’ve explored each others bodies
A bunch of greyhound busses sitting in an otherwise empty lot
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 06/04/2025
The Window Dot Express 💀
A Chicago PACE Pulse bus, completely covered in a purple livery.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 05/04/2025
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 30/03/2025
tonight was like a youtube poop
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 26/03/2025
This mf
Chester Cheetah from Cheetos
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 25/03/2025
#goodlunch
Cheeto’s Mac and cheese and Red Bull as my lunch
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/03/2025
new mrbeast vid looks crazyyy
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 15/03/2025
The crown jewel of Chicago isn’t the bean or sears tower, it’s the fucking goth target.
A Target store in downtown Chicago with gothic ornamentation surrounding the building.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 11/03/2025
foamer shot
The lake street bridge as seen outside the back of a CTA train car leaving State/Lake station
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 06/03/2025
girls once I get settled in it’s gonna be real foamer hours
The first car of a CTA Pink line train at Washington/Wabash Station
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 30/11/2024
real
ilok manager screenshot, text reads "zero downtime, information"
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 25/11/2024
chat is this wicked (2024)?
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/11/2024
I’m going in
A nearly sold-out theater seat map for “Wicked: early access screening”, Dolby cinema AMC
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/11/2024
That purple guy from Crash and Bernstein circled with a red arrow pointing to the image’s alt text describing him and his inflated belly
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/11/2024
why is he big for us
the purple guy from Crash and Bernstein inflated on the couch
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/11/2024
they should have made her a 1’ tall glass figurine with sharp edges imo
Official BFDI Ruby Plush stock photo
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 15/11/2024
It’s hitting
Steps: 22,585
Distance: 10.79 miles
Flights Climbed: 31
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 13/11/2024
#76 bus stop, you have been eliminated with 13,172 votes!
Picture of a CTA sign, reads “CTA, bus stop closed, This bus stop has been eliminated. Board 76 diversey buses in either direction at a new stop located on opposite side of station.” Map of closed and new bus stops.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 28/10/2023
How to know things aren’t going well in a friends life:
League of legends discord activity status
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