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evelyn: the larp!

@evelyn.pet
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📍Chicago | She/They | MDNI | 🚃🚍💻🖤🎬🎹 This is basically my After Dark.

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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 30/09/2026
Tarp speaks is the voice of our generation btw
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 18/09/2026
I LOVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️ BEING IN THE HOT WATER PLACE 🤩🤩🤩🤩SHOWER🧩🧩🧩🧩
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 10/09/2026
This weekend i WILL be asking what your kirksona is btw
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Cube @cubert1996.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Have you seen this
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/08/2026
just bought peak domain
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 26/08/2026
TV news, headline saying “polyester is the new insult for Gen Z”
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/08/2026
It’s queer shit so they should be chill it’s just hella embarrassing lol
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/08/2026
just replied to an important email using the WRONG email address that has my DEADNAME even though the signature has the CONTACT INFO I ACTUALLY WANT USED
Guy crashing out on his knees
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four* @f0urst4r.net · 06/08/2026
White people entering desktop mode and opening librewolf on their steam deck to watch malcolm in the middle clips on tiktok #Opsec
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 25/07/2026
youtu.be/XMBPeSFNZzU?
youtu.be
Arcade Craniacs Scary - FREE Sound effect for editing #shorts
YouTube video by Game Sounds
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 25/07/2026
evelyn is problematic medias btw
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 18/07/2026
I’m always wondered why heads and hoods don’t get made with acoustically transparent material, I know some people use microphone systems in suits but that seems far more complicated!
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 16/07/2026
I guess the air that kills you is just gonna be a thing during my adult life lol
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 01/07/2026
jane remover side hustle?
Building at sunset with a sign reading “JR tools repaired, electronic, air, electric”
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socks. @socks.onl · 23/06/2026
taco bell should be free for women with penises
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 22/06/2026
Most regional/local places > Rosati’s > Little Caesar’s > most frozen pizza > dominos/papa john’s/etc
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 22/06/2026
L take Little Caesar’s is better than most chain pizza esp when they got the pretzel stuffed crust
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/06/2026
do NOT drink the sprite tea it tastes like vomit!
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 15/06/2026
June has just been CTA hell month so far they must hate gay people or smth
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frax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 04/06/2026
the best ppl that i know who have actually stood beside me in ways that count are literally all either union members, strippers, problematic furries, tgirls with weapons, or in legal trouble with at least one NATO state. happy pride
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/05/2026
HELL YEAH!!
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 19/05/2026
The original “it’s so over, we’re so back”
Chart illustrating the Dunning–Kruger effect
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 13/05/2026
how to dislike a bluesky post chatgpt help me
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 11/05/2026
TEN ELEPHANT
elephant green screen effect
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 08/05/2026
why are they doing this to me
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 30/04/2026
yet another questionable follow from what was supposedly meant to be a normal account where I follow normal people
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/04/2026
*added, not adding. fuck my joyous life
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/04/2026
For me she/her implied an identity tied to hyper-femininity that I frankly never really identified with, gender is fake anyways so why conform to anybody’s standards but my own. Ik there’s masc she/hers out there but I flag what I am by keeping They in the mix, feels right to me.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/04/2026
my trick is that I went straight to she/her to avoid this before just accepting the fact that I’m transfem in the nonbinary way and adding the They back in (and am happier for it)
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/04/2026
you appear so much in my for you feed that I’m kinda afraid of following you atp
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 29/04/2026
I’ve had 1 (one) singular Mountain Dew Midnight™ from Taco Bell where the syrup ratio feels anywhere near correct
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/04/2026
more people riding transit makes better transit. more ridership = more advocacy = more funding = better service, infinite loop meme!
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 23/04/2026
currently doing the gen alpha version of this with the Wega family lol
Tomadachi Life: Living the Dream on a Nintendo switch:

Jake Senior and Wega welcome their new baby into the world. Jake Senior is taking photos while Wega shows the baby a copy of “The Experience” with Jake Jr. & Sr. on-screen in their normal meme format.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 18/04/2026
who is that
A bear pride-looking pyramid among normal tomodachi life houses.
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine
Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 15/04/2026
saw her today ❤️
green acer princess peach on a bridge in chicago
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 14/04/2026
guy at the bank just asked if I could just use zelle to pay my taxes instead of getting a check how tf is he employed there
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 13/04/2026
is this canon? in anything?
I don’t fucking know
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 12/04/2026
my life is a youtube poop
iOS screenshot showing two home screen widgets. A photo library widget showing a Fraxiom concert on April 7th, and a Chicago widget showing that it’s 67 degrees.
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Micah Callari (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @micahcallari.com · 09/04/2026
juckport # A William Dollars
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 08/04/2026
the cta 56 bus aka the bus you can outwalk most of the time
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 07/04/2026
Pancakes and waffles moment, I know most of the community is anti war but I won’t lie and say there’s not a “being annoying” problem in this space.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 07/04/2026
I’ll admit, it’s been a bit annoying seeing oil prices going up and urbanists using it as a gotcha moment for public transit and good infrastructure. Yes, but also people are dying. Priority one is people not dying I think.
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 03/04/2026
/// MARIO GALAXY MOVIE SPOILERS luigi is canonically into ageplay now i don’t make the rules
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Micah Callari (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ @micahcallari.com · 27/03/2026
Love all around me — An album by Micah Callari. Made with love <3 OUT NOW EVERYWHERE !!!!!! ffm.to/lovemicah
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 26/03/2026
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker is just Nintendo’s special interest
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 24/03/2026
it says consumer grade, so are we about to make homelab networking mainstream for anyone who cares about this type of thing lol
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 24/03/2026
guess I’m staying on WiFi 5 forever babyyyyy
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evelyn: the larp! @evelyn.pet · 20/03/2026
I’m brewing up a cumcocktion #wordplay
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