Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am so sorry. I was in Connecticut, and not only did M*pquest not have accurate directions, but instead of Tony Curtis I had the voice of the world's sulkiest and most aggrieved teenager. I had to shake hands with the devil and go back to G**gl*. I regret this accutely. 000
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🎶 I'll be your little dog, just long as your big dog is gone . . . 🎶 010
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzCool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026After being sent a Rover Safety Bicycle as a gift, Leo Tolstoy learned to ride at the tender age of 67 Happy #BicycleBirthday, Leo! September 9 (1828-1910) 1458
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Rice and tofu with a little sesame oil is nice 011
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026For Reasons I am using mapquest. Today I took a long ride to parts of Bronx and Manhattan I had never seen. It was was fine but the voice of the reader of speaker or whatever is close enough to Tony Curtis's imitation of Cary Grant in "Some Like it Hot" that I was giggling deliriously for 25 miles. 140
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Gloria Steinem foundation posted today, "Gloria was a proud New Yorker since the 1960s. Whenever she was asked why she didn’t drive, she’d reply: 'Because adventure starts the moment I leave my door.'” i feel that so hard 159974
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sunset on Lake Ontario a few days after I defended. 020
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And the OTHER problem with streaming Chicago radio stations is I always think I have an extra hour. Aauughgh! 010
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzDaniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I ordered a voiceless palatal plosive but I all I got was the choicest palatal cheesesplosive 091
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I thought I was already radical, but I had no idea. 000
Reposted by Eve Jochnowitzjordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902) 402254649
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026NYPL un YIVO. האָבן עקזעמפּלאַרן פֿון די זשורנאַלן www.academia.edu/41843739/A_Y...academia.eduA Younger World EBSCO versionVegetarian practice calls for deliberate avoidance of animal foods. Normative Jewish practice, which forbids the combination of meat and dairy foods, offers, in the dishes of the dairy repertoire, a b... 130
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026How did I totally forget this episode? She promised him a cheesy paradise! 110
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It was such a blissful few seconds before i remembered "Ralph who ran for president four times" 010
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026That is challenging. This must be why Lieutenant Columbo always brought eggs everywhere. 010
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I thought I was the last holdout. You are my hero 000
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026inmolaraan.blogspot.com/2006/11/red-...inmolaraan.blogspot.comאין מױל ארײן: The Red Emma 110
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This sounds wonderful, but I think for me nothing could possibly be more resonant than a Nice Cup of Tea 111
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The Lakers wanted a guy who could walk but also, and this was important, kessle. Huge signing. 5223
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I had gut shapes once, but I drank distilled water and got better 020
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My email corrected "I hope you had a lovely shabes" to "I hope you had lovely shapes," and that is what I am going to say from now on, because I DO hope you had lovely shapes. 192
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When I saw this map, I thought it was about beans. 110
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“So if you put a tomato in a blender…” [base hit, brief discussion of the game] “… So if you put a tomato in the blender.. that’s a fruit… so is that a smoothie?” 36510
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026To listen as one listens to the tomcat (the cat is accusative) 120
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Every restaurant not permitted, but REQUIRED to provide a curbside outdoor dining pavilion. Drugstores, dress shops, and others retailers get curbside kiosks too. 031
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026When I was little, the city was a much more dangerous place than it is now, but somehow everyone was allowed to walk in and out of City Hall Park with no ill effect. Even if one accepts the excuse for security gates, there is no possible excuse for having parked cars right in front. 000
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped) 82706356
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The historian Gordon Wood, who died yesterday after being run over by a motorist in East Providence, was my dissertation advisor. He was 92. Here are some memories of him. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/gordo...talkingpointsmemo.comGordon Wood Dies at 92I just heard the news that Gordon Wood, a towering figure in... 601686233
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I love this too, but you know, I have never met anyone born here who takes the city for granted. I think all of us born in New York are spiritual newcomers too. 020
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzIsaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026my main issue with this post is that it wasn’t particularly slowly, he showed everybody his wolf bite before covering it up with a replacement tattoo that said “awroo,” he went on a podcast hosted by an American werewolf in London, and posted on Reddit about how much he loved mauling children 2335
Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I keep seeing the announcement "You can now go live on Bluesky" and wondering, is that supposed to be good? 000
Reposted by Eve Jochnowitzlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇 1105330883
Reposted by Eve JochnowitzJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?" 301182269