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Eve Jochnowitz

@evejochnowitz.bsky.social
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Yiddish, culinary ethnography, cookbooks, Yiddish cookbooks, cycling, dance, delicious food

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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so sorry. I was in Connecticut, and not only did M*pquest not have accurate directions, but instead of Tony Curtis I had the voice of the world's sulkiest and most aggrieved teenager. I had to shake hands with the devil and go back to G**gl*. I regret this accutely.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶 I'll be your little dog, just long as your big dog is gone . . . 🎶
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After being sent a Rover Safety Bicycle as a gift, Leo Tolstoy learned to ride at the tender age of 67 Happy #BicycleBirthday, Leo! September 9 (1828-1910)
Photo of a a man with a large beard standing with a bicycle.Text: Leo Tolstoy, The novelist learns to bicycle. The author of "War and Peace" took his first bicycling lesson at age 67, only a month after the death of his 7-year-old son, Vanichka. He was grieving, and the Moscow Society of Velocipede Lovers provided him a free bike and instruction along the garden paths on his estate. He became a devotee, taking rides after his morning chores. "Count Leo Tolstoy ... now rides the wheel," declared Scientific American in 1896, "musch to the astonishment of the peasants on his estate." A close friend noted: "Tolstoy has learned to ride a bicycle. Is this not inconsistent with Christian ideals?"
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rice and tofu with a little sesame oil is nice
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It really looks like “Tante Claus”
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For Reasons I am using mapquest. Today I took a long ride to parts of Bronx and Manhattan I had never seen. It was was fine but the voice of the reader of speaker or whatever is close enough to Tony Curtis's imitation of Cary Grant in "Some Like it Hot" that I was giggling deliriously for 25 miles.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Gloria Steinem foundation posted today, "Gloria was a proud New Yorker since the 1960s. Whenever she was asked why she didn’t drive, she’d reply: 'Because adventure starts the moment I leave my door.'” i feel that so hard
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sunset on Lake Ontario a few days after I defended.
Lake Ontario at sunset.  The sun has almost vanished into a bright orange puddle on the surface of the lake. Pink radial beams radiate from the center. darkly shadowed trees are in the forground.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
לשנה־טובֿה, טײַערער
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
זאָלזי האָבן אַ ליכטיקן גן־עדן❤️
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And the OTHER problem with streaming Chicago radio stations is I always think I have an extra hour. Aauughgh!
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I ordered a voiceless palatal plosive but I all I got was the choicest palatal cheesesplosive
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I thought I was already radical, but I had no idea.
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
GIRL SNAKE CATCHER. she makes a snug little income by securing reptiles for traveling shows SHE JUST GRABS THEM (The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
NYPL un YIVO. האָבן עקזעמפּלאַרן פֿון די זשורנאַלן www.academia.edu/41843739/A_Y...
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A Younger World EBSCO version
Vegetarian practice calls for deliberate avoidance of animal foods. Normative Jewish practice, which forbids the combination of meat and dairy foods, offers, in the dishes of the dairy repertoire, a b...
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How did I totally forget this episode? She promised him a cheesy paradise!
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It was such a blissful few seconds before i remembered "Ralph who ran for president four times"
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That is challenging. This must be why Lieutenant Columbo always brought eggs everywhere.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
pumpkin seeds?
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Truest sentence ever wrote.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I thought I was the last holdout. You are my hero
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
inmolaraan.blogspot.com/2006/11/red-...
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אין מױל ארײן: The Red Emma
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Jewish currants!
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This sounds wonderful, but I think for me nothing could possibly be more resonant than a Nice Cup of Tea
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
or even expensive cologne
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
and something about chocolate too.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgian blues
Two cows in a green field. The are white with bluish gray markings
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Long view of a windmill
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Lakers wanted a guy who could walk but also, and this was important, kessle. Huge signing.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I had gut shapes once, but I drank distilled water and got better
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I had one once
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My email corrected "I hope you had a lovely shabes" to "I hope you had lovely shapes," and that is what I am going to say from now on, because I DO hope you had lovely shapes.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
you have to click to see the legend
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm the Duke of IRL
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Brigit @brigit.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Watching soccer
Beavis and Butthead are asked how long they’ve had these feelings of “everything sucks” and they reply “since everything started to suck”
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When I saw this map, I thought it was about beans.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“So if you put a tomato in a blender…” [base hit, brief discussion of the game] “… So if you put a tomato in the blender.. that’s a fruit… so is that a smoothie?”
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
To listen as one listens to the tomcat (the cat is accusative)
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Every restaurant not permitted, but REQUIRED to provide a curbside outdoor dining pavilion. Drugstores, dress shops, and others retailers get curbside kiosks too.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
When I was little, the city was a much more dangerous place than it is now, but somehow everyone was allowed to walk in and out of City Hall Park with no ill effect. Even if one accepts the excuse for security gates, there is no possible excuse for having parked cars right in front.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The historian Gordon Wood, who died yesterday after being run over by a motorist in East Providence, was my dissertation advisor. He was 92. Here are some memories of him. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/gordo...
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Gordon Wood Dies at 92
I just heard the news that Gordon Wood, a towering figure in...
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love this too, but you know, I have never met anyone born here who takes the city for granted. I think all of us born in New York are spiritual newcomers too.
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Me too
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
my main issue with this post is that it wasn’t particularly slowly, he showed everybody his wolf bite before covering it up with a replacement tattoo that said “awroo,” he went on a podcast hosted by an American werewolf in London, and posted on Reddit about how much he loved mauling children
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I keep seeing the announcement "You can now go live on Bluesky" and wondering, is that supposed to be good?
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Like so totally
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇
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Eve Jochnowitz @evejochnowitz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
nitrogen is shtikshtof, stranglestuff
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"
Lin Manuel Miranda in Hamilton
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