Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/09/2026Thank you to everyone who joined us during the stream! We had a blast as always. If you missed it this time, you can catch us next Wednesday at 10am PST or on the VODs on my profile. And make sure to follow to get stream notifications! 021
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/09/2026I'm a writer of bizarro and exploitation horror and love to listen to Russian Dark Drum and Bass when I write! #HorrorWritersChat 172
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Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Calling all Jerkers! @eveharms.com and Bitter Karella are livestreaming progress on the hot new novella JERK OFF THE HORSE BUT ONLY FOR LEGITIMATE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY PURPOSES YOU SICK BASTARD: A NOVELLA ON CRAFT www.twitch.tv/eveharmstwitch.tvEveHarms - Live on TwitchWorking on a fake writing craft book by an extremely divorced sword-guy | !qotd !keepadfree !socials | Streaming writing & reading. 0125
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/09/2026Come! See! We're streaming! Live now with @bitterkarella.bsky.social !! www.twitch.tv/eveharmstwitch.tvEveHarms - TwitchI’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like. Lately I'm streaming Bitter Karella and I's novella WIP — EveHar... 041
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 28/09/2026do we live in the same general weather zone area? I was knocked out all weekend with a migraine and the pressure change would explain a lot 000
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/09/2026After giving them a try, these would be a decent quitting aid. Maybe that’s why they were at the pharmacy by the register lol 170
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/09/2026Tastes a bit like a Neco wafer, not sure what the gelatin is for because there’s no squish. Not bad tbh 140
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/09/2026Good news, they still sell candy cigarettes with the Original recipe containing real beef gelatin. 2311
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Thank you to everyone who tuned in! We had a blast as always and continued the saga of Gary. If you missed it, come see us next Wednesday at 10am PST 022
Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderEve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Live now with the illustrious Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow! Come hang out and see us yap and get insight into our writing process. Our current WIP: a fake craft book by an extremely divorced wife guy and sword guy who becomes obsessed with horses. www.twitch.tv/eveharms 152
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026But you should watch anyway because of my massive wit 010
Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Eve Harms and Bitter Karella are live on twitch working on JERK OFF THE HORSE BUT ONLY FOR LEGITIMATE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY PURPOSES YOU SICK BASTARD: A NOVELLA ON CRAFT www.twitch.tv/eveharmstwitch.tvEveHarms - TwitchI’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like. Lately I'm streaming Bitter Karella and I's novella WIP — EveHar... 0104
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026This is an older screenshot, my boobs aren't out today 130
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Look I own a dictionary and I'm showing it off!!! 130
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Live now with the illustrious Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow! Come hang out and see us yap and get insight into our writing process. Our current WIP: a fake craft book by an extremely divorced wife guy and sword guy who becomes obsessed with horses. www.twitch.tv/eveharms 152
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Streaming with @bitterkarella.bsky.social in 35 mins 0195
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026An upscale lingerie store for trans women named Tuck’s 5th Avenue 0100
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026A clothing store for edgy trans women that sells sensible but stylish basics named EunuchQlo 2110
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026An underwear brand for trans women named “Tuck Everlasting” 14510
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026SAME. And now it’s in half of YouTube videos 010
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026And, if you are yelling your narration or commentary the entire time, that's also a skip and block for me. Talk in a normal voice and say something worth my time 040
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/09/2026I've made a rule for myself to no longer watch any youtube videos that edit in clips from popular films and TV shows as if the characters are responding to the contents of the video. It's agonizing. Enough 290
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 17/09/2026I love that film so much, and it had a profound effect on me and my work. I need to rewatch it, it’s been way too long 020
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Reposted by Eve Harms, Orph UnderstanderLesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We're live!!! It's time to stream @eveharms.com and Bitter Karella's weekly moment of "Jerk off the Horse But Only For Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes, You Sick Bastard: A Novella on Craft" www.twitch.tv/eveharmstwitch.tvEveHarms - Live on TwitchWorking on a fake writing craft book by an extremely divorced sword-guy | !qotd !keepadfree !socials | Streaming writing & reading. 0104
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 16/09/2026Ever wanted to know how high quality horror-paranormal-mystery-metafiction-parody craft books are written? Tune in to the stream with me and @bitterkarella.bsky.social now to find out! www.twitch.tv/eveharms 084
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 16/09/2026I'd recommend it! I like pretty much everything she's done but I feel like it's a cut above 010
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 16/09/2026I’ve been watching Inuyasha for the first time and it’s great. Incredible monster design 2140
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/09/2026I just saw the video and now I don't know what to think 120
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 12/09/2026Man, Goodwill has really gone off a cliff hasn’t it 280
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 10/09/2026I love how it starts off as aggressively Canadian as possible 030
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 10/09/2026If you didn't want your AI to go rogue, then maybe you shouldn't have made it operate off of statistical predictions based on a model trained with millions of stolen conflict-based stories including hundreds of thousands of ones about an AI going rogue 0121
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 10/09/2026Every tech company is constantly trying to wrap you up into some bullshit new feature you don't want to steal your time and attention, you can't buy certain things without useless subscriptions, raising prices because they can, and they are all buying and abusing your private info. Big mad about it! 0140
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 10/09/2026Today, I walked to Vons, a US grocery chain, and bought a few items. They no longer have handles on their paper bags, which is particular annoying for people who didn't drive. The cashier said that everyone has complained but they won't do anything about it. It's these little cuts over and over 2190
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 10/09/2026I hate how every single corporation has become actively hostile to its customers. It used to mostly be a thing with telecoms, but at some point open season was declared on us and every single one of them finds ways to make our day worse to save a few pennies. It's disgusting 2401
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