Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/09/2026Good news, they still sell candy cigarettes with the Original recipe containing real beef gelatin. 2311
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Live now with the illustrious Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow! Come hang out and see us yap and get insight into our writing process. Our current WIP: a fake craft book by an extremely divorced wife guy and sword guy who becomes obsessed with horses. www.twitch.tv/eveharms 152
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026Streaming with @bitterkarella.bsky.social in 35 mins 0195
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 02/09/2026We're writing, we're gabbing. Come hang out with me and @bitterkarella.bsky.social at 10am PST today! 093
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 13/08/2026During today's stream I official established that my fursona is an ambiguous anthropomorphic animal like Jim Woodring's Frank. Are they a bunny? A dog? A squirrel? A cat? No one knows. For now, my fursona is named Frankie in Frank's honor. I guess the next step is to commission a character sheet 3262
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 12/08/2026Yes, this is a good starter pack by Sage. But have you also considered this other very good starter pack by Sage that includes me specifically go.bsky.app/Hfawncw 051
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/07/2026We stream every Wednesday at 10am PST! Come join us and see how the fiction-writing sausage is made, ad-free 085
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/07/2026It's only been three months of streaming writing on twitch with @bitterkarella.bsky.social and we've already been invited to the twitch affiliate program where you can get paid! Extremely cool, but we aren't gonna to do it because we want to keep our streams ad-free. We hate ads!! 181
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/07/2026We're writing a book together! A fake craft meta-fiction book called Jerk Off the Horse But Only For Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes, You Sick Bastard: A Novella on Craft And we're LIVE streaming the process! Come join @bitterkarella.bsky.social and I on twitch: www.twitch.tv/eveharms 1282
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/07/2026This is was facism looks like on our college campuses 050
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/07/2026Streaming on twitch tomorrow 10am PST with the unstoppable Bitter Karella! Come join the party! 010
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/07/2026I'm not exactly sure what possessed me to make this, but it just had to be done 0101
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/07/2026Current inspo images up on the screen for this hot tub scene we're writing 090
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 09/07/2026Just one example, there are many ways to do this 0132
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/06/2026Product as imagined by Joe Koch and myself. Shadow child approved 510221
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/06/2026Sometimes you Jerk Off the Horse (But Only for Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes, You Sick Bastard), and sometimes... well sometimes the horse jerks you off. We don't know why the horse does that 2120
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 24/06/2026I stumbled upon these photos of this fantastic guy, and it felt criminal to not share them with you all 55614
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/06/2026At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right 190
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 17/06/2026Now streaming our work in progress Jerk Off the Horse But Only For Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes You Sick Bastard: A novella on craft with @bitterkarella.bsky.social . Come hang out with us! www.twitch.tv/eveharms 070
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/06/2026I went to Goats and Ghosts, the spooky book and craft fair and petting zoo! It was such a joyful and cool event, there was a hairless guinea pig, a horns vendor, readings, a teeth witch, and lots and lots of books. 1151
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 03/06/2026We're streaming! Come hang out www.twitch.tv/eveharms 192
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/05/2026UPDATE: James Hurley has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration 173
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/05/2026Why did Trump and company think pissing off the UFO/Alien Conspiracy community would be a good idea. This feels like a big domino 0144
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/05/2026BREAKING: GWAR has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration 0121
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/05/2026Pick a Bond villain from the photos you have in your phone. 1120
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 19/05/2026A broken zipper and escaped cats have led to innovations in carry-on packing technique 2150
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/05/2026Look at me with my gay little mocktail that I specifically requested a tiny umbrella for because I was feeling left out 040
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/05/2026Bizzarocon? More like BAR-zzarocon amiright 2120
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 14/05/2026I just came across the aftermath of what I can only assume was a legendary bout of flatulence This should be in a museum! 1101
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 14/05/2026I went to the video rental store Movie Madness in Portland yesterday! They had one of the ears from Blue Velvet, and a section curated by bizarro authors (which is where I found Hundreds of Beavers). It was an awesome experience! I think I’ll join one of the local video stores by me when I get home. 1210
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 04/05/2026Guess which one comforts me when I'm sobbing and which one yells at me to shut the fuck up and snap out of it 1222
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/04/2026That curious fellow playing with street light in the background is Eyeball-san. He's one of my favorite "residents" 000
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/04/2026This is peak gaming. It literally does not get better than this. 170
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 22/04/2026All these remakes and these cowards refuse to touch Theodore Rex (1995) 2724829
Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 11/04/2026Someone brought their beautiful cat to the repair cafe 2392