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Eve Harms, Orph Understander

@eveharms.com
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Exploitation/bizarro/horror authoress of books such as TRANSMUTED and CHASERS. Streaming with Bitter Karella at 10am PST every Weds. eveharms.com/links

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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/09/2026
Good news, they still sell candy cigarettes with the Original recipe containing real beef gelatin.
Candy cigarettes display at a pharmacy 
A box of Lucky Lighys Candy abd a candy cigarette put that kimd of looks like a thick lollipop stick
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026
Live now with the illustrious Bitter Karella, author of Moonflow! Come hang out and see us yap and get insight into our writing process. Our current WIP: a fake craft book by an extremely divorced wife guy and sword guy who becomes obsessed with horses. www.twitch.tv/eveharms
Screenshot from our stream
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/09/2026
Streaming with @bitterkarella.bsky.social in 35 mins
Selfie of me
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 02/09/2026
Cuties now live!
Selfie of me and bitter karella with a messy desk
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 02/09/2026
We're writing, we're gabbing. Come hang out with me and @bitterkarella.bsky.social at 10am PST today!
Promo graphic for our stream 10am-12:30pm
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/08/2026
Screenshot of a post by me that reads “Me sitting across from a friend at a diner after a light flickers once: This is just like a David Lynch film”
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 21/08/2026
My new nails are hypnotic
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 13/08/2026
During today's stream I official established that my fursona is an ambiguous anthropomorphic animal like Jim Woodring's Frank. Are they a bunny? A dog? A squirrel? A cat? No one knows. For now, my fursona is named Frankie in Frank's honor. I guess the next step is to commission a character sheet
Frank a sort of bunny, dog, squirrel, cat thing
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 12/08/2026
Yes, this is a good starter pack by Sage. But have you also considered this other very good starter pack by Sage that includes me specifically go.bsky.app/Hfawncw
Wildcards starter pack thumb
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/07/2026
We stream every Wednesday at 10am PST! Come join us and see how the fiction-writing sausage is made, ad-free
promo graphic "Bitter Karella and Eve Harms live writing & gabbin' stream!
JERK OFF THE HORSE
BUT ONLY FOR LEGITIMATE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY
PURPOSES YOU SICK BASTARD:
A NOVELLA ON CRAFT
Current
WIP collab!
EVEnV Du BITTER D
HARMS
KARELLA
Wednesdays 10am - 12:30pm PST
www.twitch.tv/eveharms"
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/07/2026
It's only been three months of streaming writing on twitch with @bitterkarella.bsky.social and we've already been invited to the twitch affiliate program where you can get paid! Extremely cool, but we aren't gonna to do it because we want to keep our streams ad-free. We hate ads!!
twitch path to affiliate dashboard that shows achievements
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/07/2026
I love doing book research 🥰
Wikipedia screenshot: “Homosexual traumatic insemination
See also: Homosexual behavior in animals
Traumatic insemination is not limited to male-female couplings. Male homosexual traumatic inseminations have been observed in the flower bug Xylocoris maculipennis! and bed bugs of the genus Afrocimex.!']
In the genus Afrocimex, both species have well developed ectospermalege (but only females have a mesospermalege). The male ectospermalege is slightly different from that found in females, and amazingly enough, Carayon (1966) found that male Afrocimex bugs…”
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/07/2026
Big brain individual
A crudely drawn comic that shows a guy with a huge head drawn twice side by side. The first version of the guy has a label “biggest brain individual “ and the second one has a cut out that shows inside his head revealing a simple brain cell. The at one has a label that reads “single brain cell”
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/07/2026
Feeling cute today
Selfie of me in a low cut top celebrating the fruits of my transition Selfie of me in a low cut top celebrating the fruits of my transition , also with neato fishnet tights and my ranma tattoo

Cute selfie
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/07/2026
We're writing a book together! A fake craft meta-fiction book called Jerk Off the Horse But Only For Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes, You Sick Bastard: A Novella on Craft And we're LIVE streaming the process! Come join @bitterkarella.bsky.social and I on twitch: www.twitch.tv/eveharms
Cute selfie of me
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/07/2026
This is was facism looks like on our college campuses
Sign that says “No posting”
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/07/2026
Streaming on twitch tomorrow 10am PST with the unstoppable Bitter Karella! Come join the party!
Bitter Karella and Eve Harms live writing & gabbin' stream!
JERK OFF THE HORSE
BUT ONLY FOR LEGITIMATE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY
PURPOSES YOU SICK BASTARD:
A NOVELLA ON CRAFT
Current
WIP collab!
BITTER 
HARMS

Wednesdays 10am - 12:30pm PST
www.twitch.tv/eveharms
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 23/07/2026
I'm not exactly sure what possessed me to make this, but it just had to be done
Photo edit of the Hasbro guy with two versions of him, one mirrored with each side, and one looking good and one evil because of the lighting. The evil one is lurking behind the other
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/07/2026
Current inspo images up on the screen for this hot tub scene we're writing
pixel art of lady in hot tub from leisure suit larryscreen grab of the game Leotard Leslie in the land of luscious lard ladies
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 09/07/2026
Just one example, there are many ways to do this
A narrative arc chart but it's mirrored vertically so that it resembles a butt plug
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/06/2026
Product as imagined by Joe Koch and myself. Shadow child approved
Photo edit of an Android Milk carton with a chest burster in a Missing Children frame
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 27/06/2026
Here we go
Photo edit of an Android Milk carton with a chest burster in a Missing Children frame
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/06/2026
Sometimes you Jerk Off the Horse (But Only for Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes, You Sick Bastard), and sometimes... well sometimes the horse jerks you off. We don't know why the horse does that
Mysterious cowboy from the Big Lebowski played by Sam Elliot
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 24/06/2026
I stumbled upon these photos of this fantastic guy, and it felt criminal to not share them with you all
Photograph shows side view of a cat wearing a winged helmet and breastplate armor in the role of the valkyrie Brünnhilde from the opera Der Ring des Niebelungen. Photograph shows front view of a cat wearing a winged helmet and breastplate armor in the role of the valkyrie Brünnhilde from the opera Der Ring des Niebelungen.
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 18/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right
Guy riding a farting corpse across the ocean from Swiss Army Man
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 17/06/2026
Now streaming our work in progress Jerk Off the Horse But Only For Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes You Sick Bastard: A novella on craft with @bitterkarella.bsky.social . Come hang out with us! www.twitch.tv/eveharms
Bitter Karella and Eve Harms live writing & gabbin' stream! Wednesdays 10am - 12:30pm PST
www.twitch.tv/eveharms
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/06/2026
I went to Goats and Ghosts, the spooky book and craft fair and petting zoo! It was such a joyful and cool event, there was a hairless guinea pig, a horns vendor, readings, a teeth witch, and lots and lots of books.
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 03/06/2026
We're streaming! Come hang out www.twitch.tv/eveharms
Bitter Karella and Eve Harms live writing & gabbin' stream!
JERK OFF THE HORSE
BUT ONLY FOR LEGITIMATE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY
PURPOSES YOU SICK BASTARD:
A NOVELLA ON CRAFT
Wednesdays 10am - 12:30pm PST
www.twitch.tv/eveharms
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/05/2026
UPDATE: James Hurley has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration
Screenshot of James Hurley in The Return
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/05/2026
Why did Trump and company think pissing off the UFO/Alien Conspiracy community would be a good idea. This feels like a big domino
Reddit post about the aliens.gov site recently released after teasing alien disclosure but it’s an anti immigrant site with nothing to do with extra terrestrials. Text : 

The administration is discrediting all the government whistleblowers who came forward and testified in front of Congress. The embarrassing
ALIENS.GOV website needs to be taken down immediately and people behind it need to issue a public apology.

Screenshot:
Anonymous
@YourAnonNews
..•
They just discredited all of the government whistle blowers who came forward about the UAP/UFO topic and testified in front of Congress.
They're using this as a fascist attempt at dehumanizing immigrants.
The White House Y
@WhiteHouse • 14h
They walk among us.
ALIENS.GOV
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: GWAR has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration
Photo of the band Gwar looking satanic and gnarly
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you have in your phone.
My tuxedo cat Bob with adorable yet villainous crossed paws
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 21/05/2026
The trolley problem meme but all the little guys are grogu, and if you pull the lever it actually kills the group of grogu instead of just one. idk I'm just goofin off don't think about it too hard
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 19/05/2026
A broken zipper and escaped cats have led to innovations in carry-on packing technique
Me with a duct taped bag give me a thumbs upA blue duffel bag wrapped around and around with duct tape on a airport carpet
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/05/2026
Look at me with my gay little mocktail that I specifically requested a tiny umbrella for because I was feeling left out
Me with a drink
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 15/05/2026
Bizzarocon? More like BAR-zzarocon amiright
Me with Arden Hughes, Bitter Karella and Josh Millican at the bar looking cute
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 14/05/2026
I just came across the aftermath of what I can only assume was a legendary bout of flatulence This should be in a museum!
A wooden chair with a wicker bottom that is blown out
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 14/05/2026
I went to the video rental store Movie Madness in Portland yesterday! They had one of the ears from Blue Velvet, and a section curated by bizarro authors (which is where I found Hundreds of Beavers). It was an awesome experience! I think I’ll join one of the local video stores by me when I get home.
The early from blue velvet and a frame, it looks very grossA display with a sign that says curated bar by bizarro con, it has movies like Titane, eraser head, and necromantic
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 14/05/2026
Watching Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
hundreds of beavers
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 13/05/2026
My nails for Bizarrocon. I’m obsessed 😭
Photo of purple chrome nails, and a blue background
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 12/05/2026
Someone else is angry
My tuxedo cat with his paws crossed looking cross
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 12/05/2026
Someone is sad I’m leaving for Portland
My ginger cat looking sad
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 04/05/2026
Guess which one comforts me when I'm sobbing and which one yells at me to shut the fuck up and snap out of it
Photo of my black tuxedo cat Bob next to my orange tabby cat Miso laying together on a cat bed looking cute
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 30/04/2026
He’s in a mood
My tuxedo cat Bob looking like he’s in a mood because he is
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/04/2026
Here's the cover so far!
Cover for Jerk Off The Horse But Only for Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes You Sick Bastard: A Novella on Craft, that features a freaky looking horse
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/04/2026
That curious fellow playing with street light in the background is Eyeball-san. He's one of my favorite "residents"
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 29/04/2026
This is peak gaming. It literally does not get better than this.
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 22/04/2026
All these remakes and these cowards refuse to touch Theodore Rex (1995)
Theodore Rex with Whoopi Goldberg movie poster. Whoopi is in a black skin tight body suit next to a goofy human sized dinosaur puppet
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 11/04/2026
Someone brought their beautiful cat to the repair cafe
A beautiful white cat on a lease around people and a bush
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 31/03/2026
Me on tdov
Photo of a Hottie casually walking through a plate glass door and smashing it to bits
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