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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 02/10/2026

Stop trying to make Raymond happen

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 28/09/2026

À la recherche du temps perdududu.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/08/2026

Sugar is so, SO much better than it has any right to be.

A dog and a man in a suit, sitting next to each other, looking into each others’ eyes. In the unfocused background, a black and white film is playing on the hotel TV.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 19/08/2026

Ever struggled with deadlines, or estimating when you’ll finish? I made something to help. Here’s Soonwise! It’s a to-do list with a unique feature: it forecasts when you’ll finish your work. And it’s free to try! If you try it, please let me know! Reposts & ratings hugely appreciated ❤️

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Soonwise: a to-do list with date forecasts! Syncs across iPhone, iPad, and Mac.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/07/2026

TIL: there was a stage adaptation of the Illuminatus! trilogy (which is not an adaptable work, the whole thing is basically LSD and it's like six million pages long), it was a 5-play cycle, Bill Nighy & Jim Broadbent were in it, and the set designer and an audience member went on to form The KLF.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 17/07/2026

I feel stupid for not thinking of this before

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 16/07/2026

At the top of the mountain, I met the oldest, wisest frontend engineer. And I asked them, “at long last, please import to me the difference, O seasoned one, between UI, and UX.” And the wise engineer showed me this, written in bolts of lightning,

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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 15/07/2026

The fun thing about software is that you could absolutely suck total shit at it and still enjoy a long, distinguished career if you're determined and self-interested enough.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 28/06/2026

I’m considering acting like I think “ok” is pronounced “ock,” as a bit

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Morris Day and The Time responds: "Contrary to rumor, Morris Day & The Time will not be performing at the 'Great American State Fair.'"

Morris Day and The Time: "Contrary to rumor, Morris Day & The Time will not be performing at the 'Great American State Fair.'"

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/05/2026

Apple bottom jeans (Jack) boots with the fur

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/05/2026

…but doctor, I _am_ Facebook Plus

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 07/05/2026

“Google participates in the web standards process the way a bear participates in the ‘camping’ process.” wil.to/posts/googles-prompt-api

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 21/04/2026

J. Edgar Hoover ran the Bureau for 48 years. Kash Patel has been alive for 46 years.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 15/04/2026

@gruber.foo I read that cryptocurrency scam story and thought “wait, that can’t be *the* G. Love?” But it is.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 12/04/2026

Does this mans think this is Uno

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 09/04/2026

If you hear cries of relief, joy, and exultation from the East, take heart; soon it will be April 9th for you as well. Blessings upon all of you on this very special day.

An official proclamation from the Mayor of Kent, WA, declaring that April 9th is Evan Stoner Day.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 03/04/2026

Everybody knows Tex-Mex; what the Taco Bell menu these days presupposes is that…maybe North Dakota-Kansas instead?

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 29/03/2026

@shall001.bsky.social Robin Williams sighting in the park just now

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/03/2026

Combos are just Snausages for humans (complimentary)

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 17/03/2026

My 8th-grader’s response to the new principal’s admonishments to the school over Zoom: “this could have been an email”

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 01/03/2026

Shia LaBeouf (5’9”) claiming he’s got a “small man complex” is some stolen valor bullshit.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 26/02/2026

Today in weird exclave news: there’s an exclave of Uzbekistan… …entirely inside of Kyrgyzstan… …populated mostly by Tajiks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokh_District

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 21/02/2026

My whole life I've assumed that the Cyrillic alphabet was invented by Saint Cyril. But no, he invented Glagolitic. Thank you for your well wishes at this challenging time.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 18/02/2026

they are bread, and hammer

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 12/02/2026

Wonder Man is the best Marvel show in a while. Highly recommend.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 11/02/2026

Was not expecting a Dune-themed ice dance at the Olympics

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 09/02/2026

McDonald’s chasing the prized hangover demographic

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 09/02/2026

Sandstorm by Darude sighting

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 09/02/2026

Maybe don’t get diet advice from a dude who eats literal human ears

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 09/02/2026

I appreciate the strong sugarcane representation

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 04/02/2026

“The Piña Colada Song?” Doesn’t ring a bell. Oh, you mean The Piña Colada Song’s _monster_ —

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 02/02/2026

extremely pleased to learn that Zach Galifianakis will be playing Helen of Troy in Nolan’s Odyssey, establishing pure integrity and objective beauty

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 29/01/2026

If it was possible to claw back $8B in lifesaving foreign aid, and $1B of public media funding, sure seems like we better claw back $180B of DHS money. You know, to run the country like a business.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/01/2026

“Try that in a small town,” to coin a phrase

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 26/01/2026

The noise cancelling on AirPods Pro is really impressive at blocking out Vengabus specifically.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 23/01/2026

What kind of evil piece of shit do you have to be to be cruel to Minnesotans, of all people?

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 21/01/2026

oh sure, somebody wants to be called “xe/xir” and it’s crickets, but the second _I_ want to be referred to as “the United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia” everybody’s all like “no you’re not” and “that’s illegal”

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 17/01/2026

The optimal Yelp review.

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