iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 02/10/2026

Stop trying to make Raymond happen

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 28/09/2026

À la recherche du temps perdududu.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 21/09/2026

fuckin pumped to see what kind of extra special relativity she comes up with

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 20/09/2026

mine feels that Apone, Vasquez, and Hudson are plummeting through the atmosphere to bring me my coffee beans and kitty litter

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 04/09/2026

For me it was pintle and gudgeon! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pintle

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Pintle - Wikipedia

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/08/2026

Sugar is so, SO much better than it has any right to be.

A dog and a man in a suit, sitting next to each other, looking into each others’ eyes. In the unfocused background, a black and white film is playing on the hotel TV.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/08/2026

and joe don baker, in the role that mitchell trained him for

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/08/2026

i’m still befuddled that Laura Linney is in that

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 19/08/2026

Ever struggled with deadlines, or estimating when you’ll finish? I made something to help. Here’s Soonwise! It’s a to-do list with a unique feature: it forecasts when you’ll finish your work. And it’s free to try! If you try it, please let me know! Reposts & ratings hugely appreciated ❤️

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Soonwise

Soonwise: a to-do list with date forecasts! Syncs across iPhone, iPad, and Mac.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 17/08/2026

do you want Seinfeld? Because this is how you get Seinfeld en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apo....

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The Apology (Seinfeld) - Wikipedia

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 15/08/2026

Yeesh, everything alright?

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 12/08/2026

Fully agreed, he’s incredible, it’s like he was born to wear that hat

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 12/08/2026

I have no answers, just observations: Peter O’Toole was in the Thomas Kinkade vanity biopic not long before he died. Raul Julia last appeared in Street Fighter. Orson Welles capped off his career with the Transformers movie. I think about this a lot.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 28/07/2026

i’m glad we’ve destroyed all credible sources and can just imagine correctness

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/07/2026

that’s weird, I see a notification but the message is blank

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/07/2026

TIL: there was a stage adaptation of the Illuminatus! trilogy (which is not an adaptable work, the whole thing is basically LSD and it's like six million pages long), it was a 5-play cycle, Bill Nighy & Jim Broadbent were in it, and the set designer and an audience member went on to form The KLF.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 25/07/2026

the Evil Dead II spinoff we never knew we needed

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 23/07/2026

I knew I liked the cut of your jib

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 22/07/2026

Tired: what is AI calling us to Wired: what is AI calling us

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 21/07/2026

This zone isn’t going to flood itself

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 19/07/2026

no algorithm can contain me

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 19/07/2026

proudly proclaiming my truth in my basement office, camera off

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 17/07/2026

I feel stupid for not thinking of this before

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 16/07/2026

At the top of the mountain, I met the oldest, wisest frontend engineer. And I asked them, “at long last, please import to me the difference, O seasoned one, between UI, and UX.” And the wise engineer showed me this, written in bolts of lightning,

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 15/07/2026

did you ask them if they’ve met the banana

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Hieronymus Josh @josh.mast.zone · 15/07/2026

The fun thing about software is that you could absolutely suck total shit at it and still enjoy a long, distinguished career if you're determined and self-interested enough.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 10/07/2026

The first time I ever went to NYC, a tourist couple asked me how to get to Houston St, and I pointed them east, parallel to Houston. They may have just walked into the East River.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 09/07/2026

beloved theme song of the hit spinoff show “angel” starring David Bananas

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 09/07/2026

I’m invested, when’s the sequel

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 28/06/2026

I’m considering acting like I think “ok” is pronounced “ock,” as a bit

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/06/2026

Veniero’s in the…I think East Village? But that’s far from where you’ll be. I’ve spent a little time in Harlem but can’t remember any food. You could get a chopped cheese at Hajji’s!

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/06/2026

That was what surprised me, there’s all this tamarind and stuff going on in there. Surprisingly flavorful. I was expecting something like British potato chip flavors, which are like Savoury Roast or Chicken Supper or Haddock, and all of them just taste to my palate like salt and brown or yellow.

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Evan Stoner @evanstoner.com · 27/06/2026