iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

look, I’m not here to tell you that your kid shouldn’t walk around with an open upside-down bottle of hot sauce (honey mustard will do in a pinch).

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you like baseball you probably also like competitive pokemon.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Let me know if you want any recommendations for whatever!

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Originally I took a better picture but I had to fit Thief of Time in.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Instantly transported back to old high school DnD where we’d mostly just visualize and sometimes draw stuff out quickly on printer paper. Also your dad using a d12 to explain to me what the world was when I first joined the sesh with you guys

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Checked out some stuff. Not pictured: the amount of money we spent.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If I fill my pickup bed with water can I use the carpool lane?

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I like this weather because it’s windy and cloudy. That’s 2 weathers. It’s bonus weather!

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I caught this urge in 2023, have since frankensteined my own recipe from several others on the internet.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

A movie about a person suing Opti-Free, but both the person and company understand and respect each other at the end. It would have an anti-capitalist leaning based on a hot mom not being rescued because a poor child couldn’t see her

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Doing this made me less work friends than I had hoped.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Note to self I am workmaxxing a lookshop joke.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

At that point where I’m brainstorming cosplays I could realistically do for Gencon.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My house is probably a 25 minute drive but Powderhorn to Kingfield was my neighborhood for years and I miss it. Yes I will help move stuff around as necessary. I have a pickup, I can be your friend with a truck.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Wait whaaaat I want more details such as when and where. Probably I should just text you

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Not to alarm anyone, but this year I will be TAKING MY WIFE TO GENCON. That’s right, I have a WIFE who wants to go to GENCON. With ME.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Listened to the most recent @diceexploder.com episode and let me tell you, I am PUMPED. This feels very much like a game I’d play with a certain school friend of mine and then talk about playing it with that same friend while eating China Buffet.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

This is not my genderless burger experience.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I like to think that Guy Fieri and Adam Richman have a very Goku/Vegeta relationship.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Strawberries also taste objectively worse (or at least not as good) if you eat them in the dark.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

No one seems willing to say what we’ve all been thinking: nuts are just edible wood.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Proposal: fruit flies, but with firefly butts.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Given the upcoming snowstorm I’m grilling everything I have right now

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

If you add extra words to “if I could go back in time, I would…” you’re thinking too hard.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Wahlburgers can do the best possible thing for their brand right now but we know they won’t.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I wonder if that autoclave is still available…

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

My heart is in the right place but my character count led me to use a term you know I don’t mean. Accessibility is important.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I drop access badges off at a disabled home every Monday (we have concerns about the safety of people living there). There’s almost always a disabled space open. I park in the “no parking: fire lane” spot. I’m there for 2 minutes. It takes some folks that long to get out of a car. I can walk 30 feet

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I remember commercials for Boston Market when I was young. Always wanted to go because I like seafood. The only one I was aware of physically is now a Wedding Day.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I want to say that I think I’m bad at deck-building games, but realistically I think I’m just bad at decision-making games.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I guess I need to get a steam deck so I can play it on the couch.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Also recommend whatever MN places that have burgers please.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Burger places (available in MN) I’ve never eaten at: Five Guys Wahlburgers Matt’s 331 Club Johnny Rockets Snuffy’s Malt shop A&W Hardee’s (actually have but not in adult life) Quarterback Club Smashburger White Castle Send me your burgers

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I need a lot of people to buy Big Macs to count the number of sesame seeds so we can find a satisfactory average.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

McDonald’s says there are ~380 seeds per bun, but 93.3 “The Drive” reports an average of 178, whereas J. Kenji Lopez Alt says he’s counted 600. We need to find the truth.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

75% of Mexican sesame seed production is used for McDonalds Big Mac buns, globally. To calculate how many sesame seeds Mexico grows per year: Count the number of seeds on a Big Mac bun (multiple if you want an average), multiply by 1.2 billion (900mil burgers sold/yr and factoring that’s 75%).

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I definitely did, I was stunned to see clips from the first web series episode in an AMC.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Matt and Jay, you truly are my genderless burger experience. Nothing like a good feeling.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I am seriously so happy NTBTS got a move AND I SAW IT IN A THEATER. Those beautiful singing geniuses have been so close to my heart for so long. Never would’ve imagined that finding this web series in 2010 would directly lead to me playing Smash Bros with my favorite band 13 years later.

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/02/2026

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Spacebar should be a valid key when creating passwords fight me

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

The Blue Prince is the best game I’ve ever backseated.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Yes I told my wife about it and yes she is helping.

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