iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

look, I’m not here to tell you that your kid shouldn’t walk around with an open upside-down bottle of hot sauce (honey mustard will do in a pinch).

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you like baseball you probably also like competitive pokemon.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Checked out some stuff. Not pictured: the amount of money we spent.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If I fill my pickup bed with water can I use the carpool lane?

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I like this weather because it’s windy and cloudy. That’s 2 weathers. It’s bonus weather!

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

A movie about a person suing Opti-Free, but both the person and company understand and respect each other at the end. It would have an anti-capitalist leaning based on a hot mom not being rescued because a poor child couldn’t see her

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Doing this made me less work friends than I had hoped.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Note to self I am workmaxxing a lookshop joke.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

At that point where I’m brainstorming cosplays I could realistically do for Gencon.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Not to alarm anyone, but this year I will be TAKING MY WIFE TO GENCON. That’s right, I have a WIFE who wants to go to GENCON. With ME.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Listened to the most recent @diceexploder.com episode and let me tell you, I am PUMPED. This feels very much like a game I’d play with a certain school friend of mine and then talk about playing it with that same friend while eating China Buffet.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912)
Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park
Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I like to think that Guy Fieri and Adam Richman have a very Goku/Vegeta relationship.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Strawberries also taste objectively worse (or at least not as good) if you eat them in the dark.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

No one seems willing to say what we’ve all been thinking: nuts are just edible wood.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Proposal: fruit flies, but with firefly butts.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Given the upcoming snowstorm I’m grilling everything I have right now

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

If you add extra words to “if I could go back in time, I would…” you’re thinking too hard.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Wahlburgers can do the best possible thing for their brand right now but we know they won’t.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I wonder if that autoclave is still available…

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I want to say that I think I’m bad at deck-building games, but realistically I think I’m just bad at decision-making games.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Burger places (available in MN) I’ve never eaten at: Five Guys Wahlburgers Matt’s 331 Club Johnny Rockets Snuffy’s Malt shop A&W Hardee’s (actually have but not in adult life) Quarterback Club Smashburger White Castle Send me your burgers

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

75% of Mexican sesame seed production is used for McDonalds Big Mac buns, globally. To calculate how many sesame seeds Mexico grows per year: Count the number of seeds on a Big Mac bun (multiple if you want an average), multiply by 1.2 billion (900mil burgers sold/yr and factoring that’s 75%).

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I am seriously so happy NTBTS got a move AND I SAW IT IN A THEATER. Those beautiful singing geniuses have been so close to my heart for so long. Never would’ve imagined that finding this web series in 2010 would directly lead to me playing Smash Bros with my favorite band 13 years later.

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 21/02/2026

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Spacebar should be a valid key when creating passwords fight me

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

The Blue Prince is the best game I’ve ever backseated.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I had to watch someone die today on CCTV. Nor a murder, just someone… passing away, I guess? It was awful and I’m not okay.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I haven’t brought it up and neither has she, but I know that my wife and I are both thinking that what happened today happened right where we confirmed “yes, we’re dating.” There’s so much love in that neighborhood and don’t think for a second that I’ll stand for anyone saying otherwise.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

“The world is crazy right now.” “Yeah, it’s basically like playing Earthbound and paying attention to the plot.”

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Preordered @jasonkpargin.bsky.social’s new book today, so I must have faith that things will be at least okay enough that I’ll be able to read it.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Hey folks, if anyone needs an ICE whistle, I have 2 that I’m printing and sending out to anyone who needs them. One is loud as heck and one has an emergency number on it. Let me know any I’ll mail you however many you want.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Touch-and-go for a bit - mobo soldering from the factory failed but I fixed it. We’re up and running! My comeback to existing on the internet is imminent.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Super excited to say that after a long hiatus, I’m going to be returning to streaming after Christmas!

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I think I know why general tso’s popcorn isn’t a thing

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

It’s still funny to me that Nidoran is the only pokemon that makes gender a central part of its identity.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

I think it’s kind of funny that just like 20 years ago, you can tell if a game is going to be good or not based whether they use their own soundtrack or a licensed song in the commercial.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

My wife died. According to the mortgage company. Weird phone call to get given that she just pulled into the garage.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I’m 37 and I still love Pokemon. Gimme a kid and I will dress its room in Swablu.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I took Paxil this morning and since have felt HORRIBLE. Other than that, no feelings.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Send me your warhammer paintings. This is for my wife.

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If you’re opening a clothing store, feel free to call it “Clothes to Perfection.”

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Waiting patiently for Trader Joe’s two-buck Chuck version of THC drinks

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

No picture, but I got to watch a belted kingfisher today. In Apple Valley of all places!

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Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin @evanlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Got a new Stetson and couldn’t be happier with it.

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