EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 The President of the United States doesn’t say those words. Tr*mp did. He’s not “being real”, he’s inviting the death of American citizens including armed service members. Defending this is the opposite of patriotism. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There is no “out of context” or “he didn’t mean that”. The President of the United States of America said something that, if any other president said it every his supporters would demand that president be held accountable. There is no excuse. Not even if it “was a joke”. 100
Reposted by EvanJMDebrianna Mansini-I’m Spartacus @dmansini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THIS IS THE REPUBLICANS WAR 163
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comUniversity of Miami Hurricanes 'U' FlagALT: University of Miami Hurricanes 'U' Flag 001
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The “Cornell 7” should be in jail. But, since our f*cked up society probably won’t do that, they should at least never get to hold a job. Matthew Ingalls, Johnathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris, and Scott Kretzschmar 010
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ok Miami Hurricanes, let this be the learning/growing experience this season without being a loss. And just play better going forward. (And, heal!) #MiamiHurricanesstatic.klipy.comJeff Goldblum's 'Whew' MomentALT: Jeff Goldblum's 'Whew' Moment 010
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm not sure what to say, Steve... 824719
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m a little behind and very overwhelmed catching up on the news this week. But, if Ed Sheeran and Macklemore want to pose nude with sports equipment to promote Pink’s gambling site, Mitch McConnell can chill out about it. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem passed away and I’m guessing the White House flags will be lowered to half-mast any minute now… 010
Reposted by EvanJMDarin Patterson @darincredible.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TONITE!!!!! QED! ASTORIA, QUEENS! RUNNING THROUGH THE SPECIAL! @evanjm02.bsky.social HOSTING! @raesanni.bsky.social JOKING! ME JOKING FOR HELLA LONG! COOOME THRUUUU! 022
Reposted by EvanJMDarin Patterson @darincredible.bsky.social · 27/08/2026NEXT WEEK! I’m doing a dry run of my very first special at QED in Astoria, Queens! @evanjm02.bsky.social is hosting! @raesanni.bsky.social is joking! And then I'LL be joking for much longer! Come thru and be part of the magic! Ticket Link in Bio! 052
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Lowe’s is one of Flock’s biggest customers. From surveilling women seeking repro care to tracking protesters, we know that Flock cameras do not keep us safe. Demand that Lowe’s drop Flock now. share.weareultraviolet.org/s/0sPS05JOshare.weareultraviolet.orgTell Lowe’s: DROP FLOCK 000
Reposted by EvanJMDarin Patterson @darincredible.bsky.social · 17/08/2026IN! THREE! WEEKS! I’m running through my special and working out the kinks at QED in Astoria, Queens! @evanjm02.bsky.social is hosting! @raesanni.bsky.social is joking! I’m headlining the whole damn thing! Come thru! It’ll be magical! Ticket link in bio! 021
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 08/08/2026It’s International Cat Day and Sterling is turning this mother out. #internationalcatday 020
Reposted by EvanJMMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Today’s Civics Lesson Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution. Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress. Lesson over. 377191215724
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Steve is busy contemplating his shenanigans for the day. 852166
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Of course the people who are rewriting American history books are already rewriting something that happened 6 years ago. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I know there are people that have short memories and only trust Fox News so I’m going to put this article from 2021 right here. www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...foxnews.comTrumps received COVID-19 vaccines at White House in JanuaryFormer President Donald Trump and former first lady Melania Trump received their COVID-19 vaccines in January at the White House, Fox News confirmed. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I can’t believe Christopher Nolan made a knock off “Oh Brother, where art though”. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 17/07/2026They try to make it seem fancier but it’s still bowling only with fancy lights. 010
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/07/2026BREAKING NEWS: Otter mum does a great job! 10830108
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I never stopped rooting for LeBron, even after he left Miami. I wasn’t sold on him coming back though. But, with people saying Miami WON’T be a top tier contender even if he goes back …NOW I want to see him back in Miami and shutting the haters the f*ck up. 000
Reposted by EvanJMSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife 20373451490
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wait, which asshole senator died and which is in poor health? So much this week. 000
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Steve explains to a shell that he is the boss around here. 433422
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A rapist is getting 15 million dollars to do a UFC fight. 🙄 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Hats off to the baller I heard driving by my work in Manhattan blasting Air Supply from their car. 000
Reposted by EvanJM💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 01/07/2026🤎 nature is amazing. hope this brings ya joy 🪄 namaste 🤎🌿 1735704771
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 29/06/2026At this point I’m surprised he hasn’t just stopped having events so no event can be poorly attended anymore. And then make up some excuse that he’s stopping them to save America money or something. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Did you guys see that UFC event yesterday??? ..Yeah, neither did I. 🤣😉 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Not that anyone asked… But as a Heat fan living in NY for many years I am happy to see NYers excited for their Knicks. That is all. 000
Reposted by EvanJMAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252214861
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 10/06/2026You can expect long lost family and friends to come out of the woodwork now. 😂 110
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I love that the MAGAs think Trump on the $250 bill will “own the libs”. In a mostly electronic currency world we got by before a $250 bill and we’ll continue to not need it now. 020
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 18/05/2026That's no excuse for shenanigans, Steve. 328129
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Are you trying your best, Steve? 1443150
