EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comUniversity of Miami Hurricanes 'U' FlagALT: University of Miami Hurricanes 'U' Flag 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The “Cornell 7” should be in jail. But, since our f*cked up society probably won’t do that, they should at least never get to hold a job. Matthew Ingalls, Johnathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris, and Scott Kretzschmar 010
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ok Miami Hurricanes, let this be the learning/growing experience this season without being a loss. And just play better going forward. (And, heal!) #MiamiHurricanesstatic.klipy.comJeff Goldblum's 'Whew' MomentALT: Jeff Goldblum's 'Whew' Moment 010
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm not sure what to say, Steve... 824519
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m a little behind and very overwhelmed catching up on the news this week. But, if Ed Sheeran and Macklemore want to pose nude with sports equipment to promote Pink’s gambling site, Mitch McConnell can chill out about it. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem passed away and I’m guessing the White House flags will be lowered to half-mast any minute now… 010
Reposted by EvanJMDarin Patterson @darincredible.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TONITE!!!!! QED! ASTORIA, QUEENS! RUNNING THROUGH THE SPECIAL! @evanjm02.bsky.social HOSTING! @raesanni.bsky.social JOKING! ME JOKING FOR HELLA LONG! COOOME THRUUUU! 022
Reposted by EvanJMDarin Patterson @darincredible.bsky.social · 27/08/2026NEXT WEEK! I’m doing a dry run of my very first special at QED in Astoria, Queens! @evanjm02.bsky.social is hosting! @raesanni.bsky.social is joking! And then I'LL be joking for much longer! Come thru and be part of the magic! Ticket Link in Bio! 052
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Lowe’s is one of Flock’s biggest customers. From surveilling women seeking repro care to tracking protesters, we know that Flock cameras do not keep us safe. Demand that Lowe’s drop Flock now. share.weareultraviolet.org/s/0sPS05JOshare.weareultraviolet.orgTell Lowe’s: DROP FLOCK 000
Reposted by EvanJMDarin Patterson @darincredible.bsky.social · 17/08/2026IN! THREE! WEEKS! I’m running through my special and working out the kinks at QED in Astoria, Queens! @evanjm02.bsky.social is hosting! @raesanni.bsky.social is joking! I’m headlining the whole damn thing! Come thru! It’ll be magical! Ticket link in bio! 021
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 08/08/2026It’s International Cat Day and Sterling is turning this mother out. #internationalcatday 020
Reposted by EvanJMMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Today’s Civics Lesson Dr. Fauci honoring a congressional subpoena and then taking the Fifth Amendment: an example of someone respecting both Congress and the Constitution. Jim Jordan ignoring a congressional subpoena: an example of someone showing contempt for Congress. Lesson over. 378191275723
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Steve is busy contemplating his shenanigans for the day. 852166
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Of course the people who are rewriting American history books are already rewriting something that happened 6 years ago. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I know there are people that have short memories and only trust Fox News so I’m going to put this article from 2021 right here. www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...foxnews.comTrumps received COVID-19 vaccines at White House in JanuaryFormer President Donald Trump and former first lady Melania Trump received their COVID-19 vaccines in January at the White House, Fox News confirmed. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I can’t believe Christopher Nolan made a knock off “Oh Brother, where art though”. 000
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/07/2026BREAKING NEWS: Otter mum does a great job! 10830108
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I never stopped rooting for LeBron, even after he left Miami. I wasn’t sold on him coming back though. But, with people saying Miami WON’T be a top tier contender even if he goes back …NOW I want to see him back in Miami and shutting the haters the f*ck up. 000
Reposted by EvanJMSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife 20373471492
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Wait, which asshole senator died and which is in poor health? So much this week. 000
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Steve explains to a shell that he is the boss around here. 433422
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A rapist is getting 15 million dollars to do a UFC fight. 🙄 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Hats off to the baller I heard driving by my work in Manhattan blasting Air Supply from their car. 000
Reposted by EvanJM💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 01/07/2026🤎 nature is amazing. hope this brings ya joy 🪄 namaste 🤎🌿 1735707772
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 29/06/2026At this point I’m surprised he hasn’t just stopped having events so no event can be poorly attended anymore. And then make up some excuse that he’s stopping them to save America money or something. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Did you guys see that UFC event yesterday??? ..Yeah, neither did I. 🤣😉 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Not that anyone asked… But as a Heat fan living in NY for many years I am happy to see NYers excited for their Knicks. That is all. 000
Reposted by EvanJMAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252304863
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I love that the MAGAs think Trump on the $250 bill will “own the libs”. In a mostly electronic currency world we got by before a $250 bill and we’ll continue to not need it now. 020
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 18/05/2026That's no excuse for shenanigans, Steve. 328129
Reposted by EvanJMIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Are you trying your best, Steve? 1443150
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 04/05/2026With “respect to the good people of the Empire”, Tr*mp will not be attending any #maythe4th festivities. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 29/04/2026There are generations who will never know the the term “slow news day.” It wasn’t even an autofill dropdown as I typed this. 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 26/04/2026MAGAs sure are worried about these attempts given so many also think god sent him and has a vested interest in his life. 🙄 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 21/04/2026How even the thought of doing something so horrible to any woman let alone one you’ve sworn to love and care for… the actual f*ck is wrong with these guys?! 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 18/04/2026There’s a guy blasting Dion’s “The Wanderer” on the subway. F*cking kids. 😡 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I didn’t realize that was Ted Levine in “Something Bad is Going to Happen”. I guess he’s getting old. “It puts the lotion on …my sciatica.” Thank you and good night. 100
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 08/04/2026MAGAs: “He’s the anti war president and that’s why we like him!” MAGAs: “War with Iran! We love it and wouldn’t want a president who backs down! Oh yeah!” MAGAs: “A ceasefire cause he’s good like that and that’s why we love him! Oh yeah!” 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Trump to declare Larry Bird’s 60 point game in 1985 the “only highest scoring NBA game by a player the U.S. will acknowledge.” (I’m kidding but who knows? 🤷🏻♂️🙄) 000
EvanJM @evanjm02.bsky.social · 04/03/2026The legendary former coach of Notre Dame who oversaw their half of the start of one of the greatest rivalries my Miami Hurricanes has ever had. A formidable foe and amazing coach. #ripLouHoltz 000
