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@evandroiden.bsky.social
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Androgynous android from the future

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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#Labyrinth.os
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Yadana @yadanathreefour.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Archetypes of girl
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me when i remember i can't cook
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dot_lvl @dot-lvl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i'll see my knees bent by time and my kingdom crumbled and grey ere i play THIS fucking diarrhea turd again!
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey! I can finally show off my latest short film: Microplastics Simulator 2 Whale Holocaust!!! (no, there is no Microplastics Simulator 1). I hope y'all enjoy it! It was a ton of fun to make! youtu.be/AcfA3hpgSII?...
youtu.be
Microplastics Simulator 2 Whale Holocaust
YouTube video by NishBae
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi, I'm that creepy old guy at the arcade when I was 9.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Xanna is one of the funniest posters on here, by far. Doing my part by sharing.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If any of my followers play Big Walk and wanna play, hmu. I'm trying to put together a group :>
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Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've been in Chicago for years now and i don't think i'm ever gonna feel deep dish pizza. It's like the inflation fetish version of pizza
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 17/04/2026
unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Guess what??? I watched every single 2026 Oscar nominated film!!! Thread:
Nish Bae pointing!!! At you!!!!
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
oops I dropped my discord alternative application ID (that you can feel free to add me on btw)
My Stoat User Card:
username is:
ev#7227
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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Im a porn account and even i cant condone this level of humiliation fetish
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
"The Superbowl Halftime show shouldn't be political," says man who would shit himself with glee if Kid Rock were performing with nothing but a gun and a case of Bud Light
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
who called it umamasume and not
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HybridCherub @hybridcherub.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
still my favorite portrait :) @evandroiden.bsky.social
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Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 23/01/2026
"Can you get to my address? Yeah, I live in the Forest Temple. I live in the room that contorts when you walk across it. Just after the flaming skulls and above the room with the ghost wolves, you can't miss it."
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 22/01/2026
Every Canadian who follows me please sign and share this
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nish bae @nishbae.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
what if everyone in th whole world goes to bed at the same time then we can all wake up and have synchronized breakfast
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
hawk tu et, Brutus?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Btw, for any other Canadians following me: You should sign this petition to get US billionaires out of the Canadian news media industry. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-6821 - Petitions
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Yay insomnia
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Which would be a better place for the 21st century Nuremberg Trials? Mar-a-lago or Epstein's Island?
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Soleil🐏 🔞🏳️‍⚧️| Fucking Tired Arc | Sheep Mom Vtuber @sheepmomsol.vtubers.racing · 01/12/2025
Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Delete the thing that removing would make anything better. Private Equity
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Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 29/11/2025
Sending myself things thru Substack because of my employer's firewalls feels like what i imagine smuggling contraband in your asshole feels like
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Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 19/11/2025
voice training is like anal training but for your throat's asshole
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"I need a way to pay/recieve payments" Payment processors: "that's all we do!" "oh perfect" Payment processors: "And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways" "huh?"
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Corporations when it turns from 12:59 on June 31st to 00:00 July 1st
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Fantastic what?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I was born after Ocarina of Time, but before Majora's Mask.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
hi
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Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 02/07/2025
Earthbound fans don't significant others, they have Magicant others
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rhi @rhi.party · 13/06/2025
It's too late, I've already depicted you as a Mugwump for your unwillingness to endorse the monetary policy of Social Credit
Old political cartoon entitled "this is a mugwump" with a horrific horse bird on a fence between Social Debt and Social Credit, with the text "A MUGWUMP b o bird that sits on the fence with its mug on OIM side and its wump on the other. Mugwumps don't
do anything but shoot off their mugs. They complain and grumble and sit on the fence waiting to take advantage
of what others do.
DONT BE A MUGWUMP. — COME TO A SOCIAL CREDIT MEETING AT .._
Hear Social Credit discussed and have your questions answered. When you are satisfied that the Social Credit
principals will solve a great many of your problems we would be glad to have you work with us and become a mem-
ber of the British Columbia Social Credit League."
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Centurii chan @centuriichan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
real friends are there for each other
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Dre 👂🏻👂🏽👂🏿 @pizzadinosaur.fineti.me · 15/05/2025
Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico
Tommy Tallarico's profile on Bluesky. He has 87 followers
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
How long have they been edging for?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Void Stranger
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 28/04/2025
Here's a thread of some of the gofundme campaigns set up for some of the folks who were hurt or killed yesterday at the Lapulapu festival. Please consider supporting these folks and share these links around your networks!
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Xanna @xannamachine.northsky.social · 25/04/2025
Seriously, I'm struggling with upcoming expenses
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Make the Bullies Bust
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Rad Venture @radventure.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
We're just about 75% of the way there!! Let's bump it up, y'all!!
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Post a meme made by you
Wario, with the subtitle " ER ECT!"
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Every conservative who supports this should have their PCs and search histories searched. The past has shown they do this to deflect from their own predatory behaviors.
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penny pipebomb @icutmyownhairs.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
no, i have no idea why VLC media player isn't working *shifts around uncomfortably with a traffic cone up my ass*
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