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Androgynous android from the future

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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 9h
So small, so the power is so concentrated.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 9h
Not really, but you rock, and you should know that.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 16h
*opens auto clicker*
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You would not believe your pants If 10 million fire ants 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜…
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Robotgirls you say? What game???
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i just bathed, it's true
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love how we have to assume from the cock to ball ratio that two have had an orchiectomy.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure. I live in that building there.
it's the fucking CN Tower
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it a Loblaws gift card I can use to buy bread?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's the best photo of the SkyTrain controls I've seen. They look so aesthetically pleasing!
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So are they adding you to a bird hater list next then?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I actually think about that a lot.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Incredibly, I am right now. How'd you know?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And yet nobody is taking the names "embezzling public funds" or "exploiting workers".
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, but there's more comfortable places to sit around here.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Halo 3: ODSTQ2S+
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It took alot of mental energy for me not to reply with a gif to this post just to be a little shit.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can come to our's, but we play Jerma985 in the background. Non-negotiable.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally, a puzzle game my Nanna can play: Sterling Puzzle Exchequer
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clark please, decide which party you want to be in charge of, BC Liberals, Conservatives, Federal Liberals, now this?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's exactly my idea of a convention
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can you host SkyWanCon instead?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think I've ever actually seen a game have a money system with weird, or non-decimal denominations. Like, where's Money Puzzle Exchanger but with pre-decimal £sd coins?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If this is for VotV, I can guarantee Joel will scare himself with it eventually.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The account is visible at least. I'm assuming your selfie must have melted their servers, that's the most likely explanation.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Far-right billionaire, and funder of the BC conservatives, on that list. It's so funny that his funds likely went to him being investigated.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are always asking ME this.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ken Sim would absolutely do that.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#Labyrinth.os
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You forgot the ukulele apology video. That part is important.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you draw great stuff. I'm always happy to see a new post.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Metamours and N64amours
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh are you also dating the Poe sister?
The Poe sisters, from left to right: Joelle, Beth (top);
 Amy and Meg (bottom)
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Best I can do is an old Geordie woman talking about football and formula one racing.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Orange as a concept has so much potential to be funny. Being an asshole for no reason? → Curse of 400 lbs.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Atleast hockey fans generally only disrespect property ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
you mean OUR wife
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can never understand those who can go out of their way to bother another who's minding their own business. We had a bunch of similar people here during FIFA (although those are archetypical football fans so what can we really expect).
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And I made sure to bring some back so everyone who was avoiding going in there gets to smell it too!
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Aww I'm sorry to hear that. 🫂 The good fox deserves better
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Let me guess, "western warmongering" is actually about them actually being Putin supporters, and "free-speech" is freedom from consequences?
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
great makeup as usual!
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I remember when "Catch and Release" was first airing, the TV guide description was something like: "We finally get a look in Steven's Bathroom", which is the most hilarious description of that episode i can imagine. Shit, I wonder if all of my old theory and analysis posts are still out there...
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Around the time of the cluster arc, CN accidentally leaked a season worth of episode names really early. Imagine us seeing names such as "Hit the Diamond", "Gem Harvest", or "Steven vs. Amethyst", and theorising the possibilities of where the show was going to be in a year.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Deal. It'd be sad if he had to grow up with only one mom... :(
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Actual size (small) dot plushie
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Waou pretty
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think they meant screen transitions in the overworld, with BotW & TotK didn't have.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thought I should add: Treason not in particular to the State, but the people. A whistleblower might be "betraying" the state, but doing a service to the people.
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Ev @evandroiden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hot take: The ONLY thing that should be punishable by death is treason, high treason, and similar abuses of public trust (specifically by a politician or by a person with extreme influence, like the super wealthy).
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