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Evan Ames

@evanames.bsky.social
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Photographer. Painter. Wannabe Driver. Occasionally make bad jokes.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Why does it look like Schumer is being held up by a wire on the ceiling? Is it to counter the claims he lacks a spine? Because it looks like he lacks a spine…
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Good mail day! @artofcoop.bsky.social
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Incubus is on the restaurants speakers right now and not sure if whoever’s in charge is my age or I’m now at “Your youth is now the classic rock station” part of life.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
To the surprise of absolutely no one!
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Pretty sure circumcision had nothing to do with my daughters autism…. I’m not a medical professional though. Oh neither is RFK jr? Go figure.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 12/08/2025
Jeff Bezos buying James Bond, buying the broccoli family out, just so his rebound wife can be fucked by James Bond on camera is the most divorced anyone has ever been
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Why is the Trump administration so hardcore on making 14 year olds legally adults. He says it labor, but we all know the real reason… #releasetheepsteinfiles
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I’m insanely annoyed by how talented my buddy @comicbooktimmy.bsky.social is because now he’s flying off all the time to do book signings for you plebes instead of drinking 7 and 7s on the porch dreaming about writing funny books for a living.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Perfect headline, no notes
Variety headline: Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting in 'Marriage Story' Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare Off Wolves and Save Cattle: 'They Need to Know Humans Are Bad'
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Live footage of Iron Shiek meeting Hogan at the gates to ship his Jabroni ass off to hell!
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Adam Gorham - NYCC F07 @adamgorham.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Me to my family this weekend…
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Working on ridiculousness with @dungeonjanitor.bsky.social
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Guys I regret to inform you that Superman was really fucking good. 4/5 stars. It will get a 5/5 if the Blu-ray has deleted scenes of Wendell Pierce saying “Great Caesar’s Ghost!” And Sean Gunn in a mocap suit playing Krypto.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
What a bunch of pussies. “I need full tactical load out and a horse to take down an elote man! Because people who speak Spanish make me afraid.”
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
DISNEY DOOM
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DISNEY DOOM
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Ventura Nationals 2024
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Ventura Nationals 2024
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I should paint again…
Master shake from aqua teen hunger force Mickey Mouse as doctor doomLando Calrissian posing like Billy Dee Williams colt 45 commercial Acerak playing an arcade game
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
2003 to infinity
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2003 to infinity
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Finally had a moment to shoot again! Futzing with the settings on Classic Chrome #photography #fujifilm #x100vi #ventura #california
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Just saw the latest news commented with “TEMU ass bush administration!” And yeah… 10/10 no notes.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We used to be a great country. Back in the day if you had a problem with a guy; you’d challenge him to a surf off and the winner would get the girl.
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a joker and a batman are dancing together in a blurry photo
ALT: a joker and a batman are dancing together in a blurry photo
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Weird vibes this long weekend. Here's a random distraction for someone. A fun puzzle game i already own. Extra copy is for whomever activates it first.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
One more - Wolfenstein New Order. Steam key - happy friday
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
steam key for Doom (2016). Happy Friday
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Happy Friday to whoever redeems this (random steam keys for you because I already own these games!)
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Haven’t been posting work online in a bit due to AI scraping everything made out of pixels but I might start again if these poison pill apps like Nightshade work.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
“ArT oF tHe DeAL”
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
As someone whose day job is finance I knew these morons we’re fucking stupid but Jesus Christ…
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Jesus fucking Christ this guy is the epitome of self own.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Watching Elon carry his kid around as a human shield really makes me reevaluate the Batman and Robin relationship in retrospect.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
St. Luigi the Adjuster.
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two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Over heard at work, “Elon, that dudes got the Mierdas touch!” 10/10 no notes.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Walked to the post office this morning to drop off some packages and spotted some hotties on the block. #photography #classics #chevrolet #acura #rsx #honda #crx #blackandwhite #fujifilm #x100vi #everydaycarry
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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
happy birthday, music !
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The worlds worth saving guys! #photography #skyporn #ventura #california #sunset
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
V1 vs V2 of this project. Accidentally made the coaster convex instead of concave. V2 is slightly taller with fillet edges. Angle is slightly higher to help larger books. #3dprinting #prototyping #productdesign
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Using the last meters on a few spools to test new prototype designs…. #3dprinting #prototyping #cad #productdesign
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Spotted on my way home. #photography #classiccar #rainyday
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Got a shot of the full moon before the atmospheric river hits us. #photography #fullmoon #stormyweather
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
When old classics and retro revivals meet! #photography #chevy#classiccar #hyundai #nperformance
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Ohhh hell yeah. #photography #sunset #skyporn
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Toto talking crap about Bottas’ mullet doesn’t want him selling his nude calendar because “we’re Mercedes”. Meanwhile Tesla is worth 50x mercedes and is run by a ketamine addicted racist. Let Bottas be weird and make you some money you cranky Austrian! #f1 #mercedes #valtteri #bottas #totowolff
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Took the backroads home to avoid traffic in the rain. Felt like if Steinbeck was a goth. #photography #rainydays
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I heard you like bi-polar weather dawg so I fogged in your town before I gave you an epic sunset dawg! #photography
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Watching Trump “pause” his Mexico tariffs after the Dow dropped 600 points is a reminder that Trumps business acumen is the same as Side Show Bob stepping on rakes…
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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Been a minute since I posted new ish. Lot driving to the opposite side of the county. #photography #skyporn
Neon sign for a Mexican restaurant in Camarillo Sunrise through the clouds over Oxnard Sunset at Cemetery ParkSunset on the 101 north
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#comicsdna
Love & RocketsGiant Size X-Men #1Silver Surfer The Max
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Meta pushing the new administration in to peoples friends and follows is a pretty good method to get users to leave your platform.
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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
We already knew Apartheid Clyde was a white supremacist. He’s just showing that he lacks creativity in making his brand of racism unique.
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