Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Why does it look like Schumer is being held up by a wire on the ceiling? Is it to counter the claims he lacks a spine? Because it looks like he lacks a spine… 012
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Incubus is on the restaurants speakers right now and not sure if whoever’s in charge is my age or I’m now at “Your youth is now the classic rock station” part of life. 100
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Pretty sure circumcision had nothing to do with my daughters autism…. I’m not a medical professional though. Oh neither is RFK jr? Go figure. 021
Reposted by Evan Amesjordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 12/08/2025Jeff Bezos buying James Bond, buying the broccoli family out, just so his rebound wife can be fucked by James Bond on camera is the most divorced anyone has ever been 19573109
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Why is the Trump administration so hardcore on making 14 year olds legally adults. He says it labor, but we all know the real reason… #releasetheepsteinfiles 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I’m insanely annoyed by how talented my buddy @comicbooktimmy.bsky.social is because now he’s flying off all the time to do book signings for you plebes instead of drinking 7 and 7s on the porch dreaming about writing funny books for a living. 010
Reposted by Evan AmesChris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Perfect headline, no notes 5534114
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Live footage of Iron Shiek meeting Hogan at the gates to ship his Jabroni ass off to hell! 010
Reposted by Evan AmesAdam Gorham - NYCC F07 @adamgorham.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Me to my family this weekend… 1385
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Working on ridiculousness with @dungeonjanitor.bsky.social 020
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Guys I regret to inform you that Superman was really fucking good. 4/5 stars. It will get a 5/5 if the Blu-ray has deleted scenes of Wendell Pierce saying “Great Caesar’s Ghost!” And Sean Gunn in a mocap suit playing Krypto. 030
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 07/07/2025What a bunch of pussies. “I need full tactical load out and a horse to take down an elote man! Because people who speak Spanish make me afraid.” 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Ventura Nationals 2024evanames.comVentura Nationals 2024 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Finally had a moment to shoot again! Futzing with the settings on Classic Chrome #photography #fujifilm #x100vi #ventura #california 040
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Just saw the latest news commented with “TEMU ass bush administration!” And yeah… 10/10 no notes. 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 22/06/2025We used to be a great country. Back in the day if you had a problem with a guy; you’d challenge him to a surf off and the winner would get the girl.media.tenor.coma joker and a batman are dancing together in a blurry photoALT: a joker and a batman are dancing together in a blurry photo 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Weird vibes this long weekend. Here's a random distraction for someone. A fun puzzle game i already own. Extra copy is for whomever activates it first. 100
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025One more - Wolfenstein New Order. Steam key - happy friday 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Happy Friday to whoever redeems this (random steam keys for you because I already own these games!) 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Haven’t been posting work online in a bit due to AI scraping everything made out of pixels but I might start again if these poison pill apps like Nightshade work. 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 03/04/2025As someone whose day job is finance I knew these morons we’re fucking stupid but Jesus Christ… 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Jesus fucking Christ this guy is the epitome of self own. 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Watching Elon carry his kid around as a human shield really makes me reevaluate the Batman and Robin relationship in retrospect. 100
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025St. Luigi the Adjuster.media.tenor.comtwo men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cottonALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a crowd and one of them is saying that 's a bold strategy cotton 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Over heard at work, “Elon, that dudes got the Mierdas touch!” 10/10 no notes. 000
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Walked to the post office this morning to drop off some packages and spotted some hotties on the block. #photography #classics #chevrolet #acura #rsx #honda #crx #blackandwhite #fujifilm #x100vi #everydaycarry 050
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The worlds worth saving guys! #photography #skyporn #ventura #california #sunset 0120
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 17/02/2025V1 vs V2 of this project. Accidentally made the coaster convex instead of concave. V2 is slightly taller with fillet edges. Angle is slightly higher to help larger books. #3dprinting #prototyping #productdesign 020
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Using the last meters on a few spools to test new prototype designs…. #3dprinting #prototyping #cad #productdesign 010
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Spotted on my way home. #photography #classiccar #rainyday 030
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Got a shot of the full moon before the atmospheric river hits us. #photography #fullmoon #stormyweather 0150
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/02/2025When old classics and retro revivals meet! #photography #chevy#classiccar #hyundai #nperformance 190
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Toto talking crap about Bottas’ mullet doesn’t want him selling his nude calendar because “we’re Mercedes”. Meanwhile Tesla is worth 50x mercedes and is run by a ketamine addicted racist. Let Bottas be weird and make you some money you cranky Austrian! #f1 #mercedes #valtteri #bottas #totowolff 230
Reposted by Evan Amesnattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs 274102788
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Took the backroads home to avoid traffic in the rain. Felt like if Steinbeck was a goth. #photography #rainydays 0110
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I heard you like bi-polar weather dawg so I fogged in your town before I gave you an epic sunset dawg! #photography 060
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Watching Trump “pause” his Mexico tariffs after the Dow dropped 600 points is a reminder that Trumps business acumen is the same as Side Show Bob stepping on rakes…media.tenor.coma red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on itALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it 040
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Been a minute since I posted new ish. Lot driving to the opposite side of the county. #photography #skyporn 0151
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Meta pushing the new administration in to peoples friends and follows is a pretty good method to get users to leave your platform. 020
Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 21/01/2025We already knew Apartheid Clyde was a white supremacist. He’s just showing that he lacks creativity in making his brand of racism unique. 020