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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Why does it look like Schumer is being held up by a wire on the ceiling? Is it to counter the claims he lacks a spine? Because it looks like he lacks a spine…

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

After 3 “elixirs of the elder wizard”… “This game is bullshit!!!” ::flips table:: ::passes out:: ::pees self:: 4 hours later: “fuck I need some water and berries of Tyla-knoll!”

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

No zombies before Christmas!

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

::cough cough::piratebay::cough cough::

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I hated the band “Lit” as a kid. And I still hate the band “Lit” as an adult so at least I know that even though my taste in music has changed overtime that objectively crappy music is not an opinion but a measurable fact.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Incubus is on the restaurants speakers right now and not sure if whoever’s in charge is my age or I’m now at “Your youth is now the classic rock station” part of life.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The one Chris Carter hated so much he came back and ruined the series??? I loved this season too; I just love that story is real.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

No notes. 10/10 Analysis from California.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

A horror story inspired by a trip to a lake you say… I know a guy who is excited to read it.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

To the surprise of absolutely no one!

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Pretty sure circumcision had nothing to do with my daughters autism…. I’m not a medical professional though. Oh neither is RFK jr? Go figure.

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 12/08/2025

Jeff Bezos buying James Bond, buying the broccoli family out, just so his rebound wife can be fucked by James Bond on camera is the most divorced anyone has ever been

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Chaos AD. No porn on the street. Wholesome police cucking the plebs…

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Sepul-smut Sunday on a Monday. Fair play good sir!

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Why is the Trump administration so hardcore on making 14 year olds legally adults. He says it labor, but we all know the real reason… #releasetheepsteinfiles

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Hopefully this ends up like here in LA where the media points out the national guard and military just standing around cosplaying authoritarian rule until it’s just embarrassing to keep the act up.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I’m insanely annoyed by how talented my buddy @comicbooktimmy.bsky.social is because now he’s flying off all the time to do book signings for you plebes instead of drinking 7 and 7s on the porch dreaming about writing funny books for a living.

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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Perfect headline, no notes

Variety headline: Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver Fighting in 'Marriage Story' Is Being Used by the USDA to Scare Off Wolves and Save Cattle: 'They Need to Know Humans Are Bad'

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Live footage of Iron Shiek meeting Hogan at the gates to ship his Jabroni ass off to hell!

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Adam Gorham - NYCC F07 @adamgorham.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Me to my family this weekend…

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Guys I regret to inform you that Superman was really fucking good. 4/5 stars. It will get a 5/5 if the Blu-ray has deleted scenes of Wendell Pierce saying “Great Caesar’s Ghost!” And Sean Gunn in a mocap suit playing Krypto.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

What a bunch of pussies. “I need full tactical load out and a horse to take down an elote man! Because people who speak Spanish make me afraid.”

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Finally had a moment to shoot again! Futzing with the settings on Classic Chrome #photography #fujifilm #x100vi #ventura #california

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I know it my daughter wants one but they are sold out everywhere. After market is ridiculous

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Just saw the latest news commented with “TEMU ass bush administration!” And yeah… 10/10 no notes.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

We used to be a great country. Back in the day if you had a problem with a guy; you’d challenge him to a surf off and the winner would get the girl.

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a joker and a batman are dancing together in a blurry photo

ALT: a joker and a batman are dancing together in a blurry photo

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Need to kitbash these asap! I can make some bootleg labubu faces on the 3d printer!

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Weird vibes this long weekend. Here's a random distraction for someone. A fun puzzle game i already own. Extra copy is for whomever activates it first.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

One more - Wolfenstein New Order. Steam key - happy friday

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

steam key for Doom (2016). Happy Friday

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Happy Friday to whoever redeems this (random steam keys for you because I already own these games!)

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Jesus. I gotta keep an eye on mine now…

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Haven’t been posting work online in a bit due to AI scraping everything made out of pixels but I might start again if these poison pill apps like Nightshade work.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

“Even a broken clock is right twice a day” as the saying goes…

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

As someone whose day job is finance I knew these morons we’re fucking stupid but Jesus Christ…

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Jesus fucking Christ this guy is the epitome of self own.

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Evan Ames @evanames.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

“You must always walk in the shadows… here’s a bright red and yellow suit!” -Batman

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