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Eva 😇

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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 24/09/2026
virtual riot broccoli haircut looks like an edit it's really messing with my head
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angel jelly @angeljelly.love · 21/09/2026
new song “hold me like a secret” out friday
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 11/09/2026
i think i might‘ve died a few weeks back
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frax @fraxiom.minecraft.lgbt · 10/09/2026
don’t call them outsider artists bro
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kickfliptommy.bsky.social @kickfliptommy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
⟡ ݁𓍯♫ 𖧧᭄᭡♪⟡˖ ݁♬⋆
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 03/09/2026
why is it impossible to spend money on a decent product.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 30/08/2026
“focus knock kindest all week. dancing forever feed for my aches” — #fridgle 16 fridgle.net/p/1KF
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daily fridge poetry toy
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 29/08/2026
instagram ad. a snowy forest scene with a figure in a white cloak overlayed with text saying “The ultimate gamer _cloak_”.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
09 Aug 2026
Heathcliff is riding his ham car, a car made out of a giant ham with wheels and a little dome for a windshield. He rides off a cliff and the car transforms, its wheels folding in and some wings folding out, becoming a submarine. He rides through the ocean, seeing a bunch of undersea life, before popping out and transforming the machine back into a car, driving on the beach. A few fishermen watch him drive past, and one says "Amphibious ham."

The Kitty Korner reads "Zach Lewis of Longmont, CO, says that his cat 'Mazy' likes to spin and chase her own tail!"
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/08/2026
Aaron Swartz deserves more justice and reconsideration than almost anybody in this century
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/07/2026
okay fair play charli you got me back i’m sorry i misjudged you since brat
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't think heterosexuals should engage with the paradigm. I think when they do it they're reinforcing bullying.
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kickfliptommy.bsky.social @kickfliptommy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
philly furries & freaks there is only 1 place u should be 1 week from tomorrow & it is at this show
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 22/07/2026
i love her, idc
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 21/07/2026
A crude MS Paint doodle of Rayman as a Yoshi. He is saying, "What're you waiting for, big boy? Hop on."
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 18/07/2026
woman with a breeding fetish eating cigarettes to simulate morning sickness.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 17/07/2026
this is literally how it is
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 12/07/2026
girl who’s estimate got u to 25 mil i think u gotta find a new statistician
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angel jelly @angeljelly.love · 03/07/2026
don’t honk at me i’m listening to HIGHPASS #BITCH by angel jelly and jane foster (out now)
photo of me sitting by my workcover art for highpass #bitch with jane foster. it’s a mock web ad that says “do you want to learn how to be a BITCH? These women are here to help you!” and it’s a photo of me and jane from chicago.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 03/07/2026
it sucks how they made like 100 incredible noir films between 1930-50, then nothing incredible till they made chinatown, then literally bunk since.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don’t need to see some quiz that shows you’re 42% chud. Have some self respect
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/06/2026
i love movies !!!!!
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birdiot 🪶 @n2owo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ever since i was a child i wanted to be the size of olimar from pikmin so i could eat a blueberry like it's a watermelon
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 05/06/2026
the beach boys are just so absurdly beyond every band from the era it like still feels unmatched
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 29/05/2026
state of the industry
top two new and trending on steam right now. “Loli Ninja Village” over “Mina the Hollower”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/05/2026
and yes i know this is an exaggeration.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/05/2026
like just one game have two women be normal to each other just one time and i’ll buy it and recommend it to everyone i know but like it doesn't exist.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/05/2026
and for the record portal is like okay in isolation its the pattern. even shit with a sexualized as fuck protagonist could be okay but its every. single. game.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/05/2026
every time i see a new contender the top review is some fake-woke fuck saying “its ____ but with hot women!” like they are any better than the people buying like futa maid mother simulator.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/05/2026
it sucks how there are only ~5 games ever with actually decent feminine protagonists. every game is either goon-slop (ie motorslice) or just a woman in lore (ie portal). like for the love of god can all gamers just die PLEASE.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 24/05/2026
there are just so many people deserve to die a very painful death
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 23/05/2026
or you bike or walk instead of going way out the way on a bus just because it’s there.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 18/05/2026
i ated like 2/3 of a hard salami and now i feel like the spongebob
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 14/05/2026
lowtiergod treat yourself now
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 11/05/2026
why is every app so bloated?? cashapp does not need 500mb. how did it get here
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Ky @ky.fyi · 11/05/2026
today’s sighting: double-crested cormorant
A black bird with a long neck and an emerald eye cranes to preen its body.A black bird with a long, s-shaped neck, an emerald eye, and a hooked beak looks into the sun.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 10/05/2026
just found a site that sells 5 packs of circumcision trimmings
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
That's weird. I could swear I had a quote tweet of this. What happened? We need to contact Bluesky moderators.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 08/05/2026
interstellar shoulda ended with a goofy alien
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ravarcheon @ravarcheon.com · 06/05/2026
doors came flying off
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 03/05/2026
one of the things that gets me with clavicular is that after all the shit he does he sorta just looks like an average white guy. like he isn’t any more physically attractive than the average person i see out and about even within his own metric of attractiveness.
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 03/05/2026
fucker sent me a mailer with my deadname despite it being legally changed for yearsssss and having not received a single piece of mail with it at my current or previous address.
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kickfliptommy.bsky.social @kickfliptommy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
epic tattoo time #handpoke
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 29/04/2026
i usually see either if the forge you are using has some sort of wiki you can put them there, or a bunch of markdown files in a folder in the repo
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 29/04/2026
just had the best piss of my life ##BLUESKYREALNESS
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I love when someone claims to have “realized” they are poly. What? “Ohhhh I have the fat slut gene”
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 26/04/2026
this shit is so fucking funny nobody gives a fuck man. like not a single person has even brought it up at work 😭 like every one of us went ah well
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Eva 😇 @eva.fish · 22/04/2026
bless 🙏
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