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Euphoric Mess

@euphoricmess.bsky.social
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Ex-socialite. Award-winning actor. Model. Professional oversharer. Real therapy required actual self-reflection, so I bought a microphone instead. Look out for my podcast coming soon where I lecture you on why people need to stop lecturing each other.

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Kevin @emptymindz.bsky.social · 4h
I just saw someone liken Burnham’s praise of City’s owners for the money they’ve put in around Manchester, to Jimmy Saville’s charity work 💀
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 4h
£900m invested falsely .... Just for players right.... All the money only went on players...
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 4h
All these clubs up and down the country, from premier to Sunday league thought it was tika taka they needed to get peps success and it was actually £900m+ and 115 charges
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 5h
Let's not forget the sports washing at city was not solely for a British or English audience. This was an international attempt. They wanted to look great on the international stage. Their comments in the media and actions are for that international audience
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 6h
Etihad airways to sue the premier league?
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 6h
The mad thing with this city stuff is the pl defo didn't want this to happen. They'd much prefer to have turned a blind eye. They did as much. Just they got outed by a hacker Only irrefutable evidence would be if the pl knew and city have proof they knew and were ok with it before it came out.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 6h
Is there any impact for man city ladies?
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 8h
When Darth Vader was young did he get post to Master Vader?
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Back to back to back olé olé @yetigoosecreat.bsky.social · 8h
Burnham there, literally proving the efficacy of sportswashing. FFS.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 8h
So they have receipts on Burnham. Not at all surprising.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 9h
Angela Raynor was paid £20k a few months back to do a five minute speech at the propertymark conference. If you don't know who they are, they provide estate agency qualifications Angela Raynor has just announced mandatory qualifications required for all estate agents.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 9h
Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60.00 today... Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
If you had inflated the money into a club by over £900m, you surely don't leave it to a ref on £100k to decide games.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
Few people have left city in the last 12 months or so including tixi, pep, rodri, Silva and others.... Haaland stayed. Wonder if he had the info they did? Wonder how he feels
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
Pep couldn't come out and say "I can't believe it, so I'm not a genius tactician" He had to follow the city line.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
Not into conspiracies like, but since the pl announcement on city we all seem to have forgot about the lads on a camping trip that got arrested for terrorism and then let off
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 13h
Bezos will be watching how this all plays out with city and the commercial impact on the league. He will want zero hour contracts and max benefits from his investment
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 13h
Got a call from a car dealer seeing if I wanted a new car. Said I was open to thinking about it. They asked about my car to see what the value would be. One of the questions was whether the fuel tank was full or not
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 13h
Id give city two options. Expulsion or a 200 point premier league points deduction which will remain in place however long it takes to earn those points back.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 14h
Seeing people saying it's the owners fault and man city is a fabulous football club. What makes them a fabulous football club? They are cheats. The owners own the club. They run the club. They are the club. Pretending they aren't is why there is sports washing
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 18h
If labour increase taxes for normal people in this next budget they will be out of power for 15 years come the next election. They need to pick the harder options. They need to go after the ultra rich and companies to start paying their way
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
City have had 8 years to prove their innocence but we are meant to believe they have sat on this irrefutable evidence all this time.... I know the country has been gullible to billionaires but come on
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s the story tainted glory
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers with "premier league years" fans Just lost a massive amount of content to farce
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jurgen Klopp Says Boom!
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Called this months ago, but the fact that AI companies are now going to use security concerns as a reason that they don't hit the financials they promised is hilarious if you ignore the impending financial crisis because of their misinformation
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely finding this whole arrest at the airport thing fascinating. Can Netflix do a special on it?
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage told us they were Iranian spys. But police say they are UK nationals.....
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump saying - We've been following these guys for ages. Then they are bailed....
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Diesel above £2 and the same stories about shortages are out in force again. The same shortages where flights would be grounded by July.... Oil companies making record profits. Planes still flying.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 27/09/2026
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Toy story 5
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No Thanks I'M Not Crying
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Birdfeed @birdfeed1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it makes it worse that the Republic of Ireland team are going to wear black armbands to replace their backbones.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The issue with that kuensberg show is that she thinks it's about her as her name is on it and she has that pathetic David Brent style intro. Too many presenters, pundits and commentators think they are the story She has been set up to fail, although I doubt she needs any help.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I've never got is my payments through tax to the NHS are an insurance type payment. I hope I never need to use it, but will be made up it's there if I need it. We all accept mandatory car insurance but there like American healthcare, a company takes profits from our payment.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How my boss looks at me when I turn up to my annual appraisal with just one piece of paper containing the name of the person he is having an affair with and his wife's mobile number.
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Tom Hiddleston's Worried Face
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rarity. An enjoyable game involving England
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rodri absolutely furious with that penalty being given because, as we know, he doesn’t believe in retrospective punishment for clear wrongdoing.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Games gone.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bellingham with a second dive of the game.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fitting tribute to the earl Spencer book with Diana and harry scoring.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Diving by England is pathetic
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anderson just been embarrassed there by olmo
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The money city have spent to sports wash and win trophies is mad. However the money they've spent on legal types to get their arses handed to them is incredible. And if you have ran the process and have to answer to the heads of Abu Dhabi.... That can't be a comfy position to be in
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How unlucky for pep that he happens to be linked to two of the biggest club sporting scandals in football
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David Rose: That Would Be A Crazy Coincidence!
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