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Euphoric Mess

@euphoricmess.bsky.social
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Ex-socialite. Award-winning actor. Model. Professional oversharer. Real therapy required actual self-reflection, so I bought a microphone instead. Look out for my podcast coming soon where I lecture you on why people need to stop lecturing each other.

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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 1h
Premier league has another scandal coming. Pgmol. Paid decisions.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 2h
Arteta very defensive. Obviously he was there so he knows. It wasnt just paying players. City defo paid refs. Only arsenal have had near the favourable decisions that city get from refs.... Coincidence
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 3h
Marescas press conference should have led to absolute ridicule by the journalists in the room. None are worth a penny. League should just fuck them off now. LFC should refuse to play the game
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 5h
The game on Sunday shouldn't happen. However the idea that it should be reffed by a man from Manchester is absolutely insane
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 5h
It's only a friendly now anyway
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 7h
The players know. Pep knows. They are trying to cling to the glory. As much to convince themselves they were not part of the biggest cheats in football as to convince everyone else
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 8h
Since 1995 only one club in the football leagues has not been able to celebrate a trophy or a promotion. No wonder they released derby win dvds
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
And if petrol prices are too high go buy a £15k car that is priced at £40k on finance to have an EV where you pay luxury tax and will have to pay an extra per mile subsidy and electricity prices are going up.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
Petrol getting up to £2 a litre and Burnham thinks the answer is for Google to tell you the price of petrol at stations near you. So you can drive the five miles to a different station costing you 20p a mile to save 1p a litre on your 60 litre tank
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
Petrol is so expensive it's now cheaper to drive the car games in service stations than to drive your own car.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
Funny how money from certain countries into our politics is fine. Maybe if Farage was funded by reform friends of Russia it would be deemed completely normal
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
What next? NHS waiting lists getting you down? We put all the times on Google maps so now you can pick your hospital with the shortest (but likely still fucking massive) queues
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 10h
Burnham is taking the piss isn't he. Rising fuel costs and his answer is to get us to Google maps prices. No cutting fuel duty, no vat reduction, no pressure on countries to stop illegal wars driving prices, no push on companies to stop profiteering from illegal wars Nah Google maps it lads
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 11h
Fsg have been very clever investors. They bought at the right time. Did the sensible. Got lucky with klopp and some signings and most importantly are getting out before the shit hits the fan
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 11h
As opposition they can claim they are and the media can help them. This is why labour don't stay in power long generally, but certainly not when you've got a plumb in power.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 11h
Starmer was a well intentioned guy who was difficult to corrupt because he couldn't make a decision. Media then launched the Burnham campaign funded by.... To get him in. Tories now have easy target. Follow the money and show he's not in it for the normal people.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 11h
Add in that now Everton is for sale Burnham will be wanting to focus on that as well to get the best for his bank balance and Everton. No hope for normal people labour pretend to represent.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 11h
I wonder if Burnham had to choose to cut ties with Abu Dhabi or Israel which he'd choose. Would he consider it morally or is it just on who pays the most?
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 11h
Cost of living increases which is gonna lead to interest rate rises as banks want in on the corrupt money grab too and our politicians are talking about man city and about words that might upset genocidal leaders
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 23h
So the premier league has been as legitimate as the umbro cup for 18 years Good process
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Liverpool should be refusing to play the game. 18 other clubs should back it. They won't. Weak as fuck
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ronaldo acting like a petulant prick who doesn't like the word no?
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can we sack the internet off and bring back Teletext and bamboozled?
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Paul M @paulmlfc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
90 minute (!) programme about padel on 5Live, just given the moniker "Tory Tennis."😄 Actually seems closer to this year's "wild swimming" in that anyone who does it won't stop banging on about it.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kyle walker defending city's cheating?
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Mr Bean: Too Easy Smile
ALT: Mr Bean: Too Easy Smile
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The issue is the league can only do that for the premier so multiple season impact makes a mockery of the EFL if they yo yo - I don't think they would... Id have gone 200 point deduction they have to earn back but it has the same problem It has to be expulsion
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Id say what you are saying too... But we'd be back.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've two predictions. One the punishment will be greater than that. Two were that to be the only punishment you and others would say you are done, but you'd not be.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is a vote winner. One day I might be a millionaire is more believable to the middle earners than one day I may need support.... Despite one being considerably more likely than the other.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seems ASOS issue yesterday came from phishing. Awkward for whoever it was
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Followed 5 miles by women in bikinis in a convertible A4. Blaring dance music, flashing lights & beeping. I pulled over, they got out and told me they were gonna suck me dry... Any chance anyone is going down the east lancs with a jerry can of super please?
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rumours news on city punishment could come on Friday. Anything except expulsion is not acceptable
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Check his bank account
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine thinking man city throw £900m into a club fraudulently and not pay off lads on £100k
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Disappointed that 19 clubs haven't come out and refused to take part in this farce and so will not play against city. The game is equivalent to the football played when a linesman keeps their flag down despite everyone knowing it's offside
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And they still haven't released the Epstein files but lots of people in power want you to forget.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
£110 to fill my car with fuel all so guys can bomb countries and billionaires can get richer
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listening to TAW and it's mad how quick it's unravelling for Burnham and people are now talking about the corruption. "If he were a Tory...." Is the perfect statement. Where he, he's be abused by the people who love him, for doing what he has done.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Braverman has her platform as she is willing to say the racist things her white financial backers know they'd get more abuse for Some can have their morals bought so easily
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not one normally influenced by celebs but I bought some new trainers after seeing a celeb buying them. Joe Pasquale talked very highly about the new nike air max trainers
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Protests in France about poor schooling, Spain due to poor housing.... We must have great schooling and housing.
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Euphoric Mess @euphoricmess.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Tierney after an all expenses trip to Saudi to referee a friendly.
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