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Ethan

@ethhestu.bsky.social
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There ain't a cloud in site. He/Him

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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it should be legally okay to give Ben Shapiro a wedgie whenever he's in public.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I genuinely don't get men who don't want to date OF models. If their content is having sex with other people, then I can understand that. But if she literally just sells naked pictures of herself, then how is that a turn-off? If anything, it's a bragging point that you have sex with them for free.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YOU LITERALLY DID THE PERFECT PREMISE MONTHS AGO! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
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The Bore of Whabylon @thaddeusjames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The company that couldn't figure out how to make a Blade movie also can't figure out how to make a Muppet Show? They made copyrights last for a century just so they could sit on this stuff and shrug like buffoons about it?
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It sucks that Harry Potter is mid, and J.K Rowling is a transphobic monster. Because the Hogwarts Express is so cool.
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Minyung | Deacon Shaw @minyung.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rest in peace, Mr. Cullen 🕊️ #Maccadam
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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@CarrickOfTheOrd

Michael Caine in A Christmas Carol works because he plays it completely seriously opposite a bunch of muppets.

Tim Curry in Treasure Island works because he is a muppet. In the best way. He and Miss Piggy reveal they used to f*** and you don't doubt it for an instant.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The DCU has been a giant fucking shit show this year, oh my god!
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 31/07/2026
ms rachel has endorsed peggy flanagan for minnesota's US senate seat!
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's always fun when you're watching a show with child voice actors, and you can tell when they started going through puberty.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here's a better idea if you're a PS5 owner: cancel PS Plus, make sure you buy physical whenever you can, and don't buy digital games from big studios at full price. vote with your wallet until they reverse this decision.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
James from Dead Meat looks like Asmongold if he was actually well kempt.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I often think about the Duck Dodgers episode where Daffy gets Hal Jordan's Green Lantern suit and the fact that they just flat out put a kink joke into a kid's cartoon.
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Toy Story 5 is outperforming the live-action Moana remake by a steep margin. So, obviously, Pixar is the studio that gets punished. What a farce.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
feeling old is remembering that the middle schoolers who started doing TikTok during its infancy are now technically adults.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love cats
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GigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The exact kind of article you expect from someone who is the perfect combo of stupid and bootlicker to still be running a Tesla podcast in 2026.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 09/07/2026
We gotta treat anybody who caped for XBox's acquisition spree - and doubly so people who bemoaned the FTC 'wasting their time' trying to stop it - as the Iraqi War Boosters of the gaming industry.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There are a lot of dumb things in the Pokémon Anime. Pokelantis is by far the dumbest.
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The executive class are operating under a level of delusion previously only accessible by mad kings and despots.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We don't deserve cats
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Women
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why Women Choose The Bear: Part 7 Billion
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Currently on my Transformers arc. Watching Revenge of the Fallen is like a test to see how long you can go without wanting to kill every single human in the movie.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The final Fortnite event needs to be the live execution of Tim Sweeney.
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Win98 Tech Support @win98tech.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oh my god they're trying NFTs again actual brainless industry off your local CEO
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Void Rivals is so fucking fascinating. "What if Romeo and Juliet but in space and also the Montagues and Capulets are orchestrating the conflict to prevent the end of the universe and also Juliet is the chosen one and also the supporting cast is full of Glup Shittos from Transformers and G.I. Joe"!?
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 17/06/2026
it's so fucking cool how you can never trust anything xbox says or does. nobody does it like them. that game we showed 4 times? it never even entered real development. We knew we were canceling it after the second time we showed it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@johnpavlovitz
In your own words, how would you describe Libertarians?

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House cats. They are convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
kal el no
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
That Ketamine overdose can not come soon enough.
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Numbers @numbers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Charlie Kirk's ghost on the day the anti-deepfake act passes
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Vanellope's Game Over Scare
ALT: Vanellope's Game Over Scare
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Apple! @applepecan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
kingdom hearts is a good franchise because they actually paid wallace shawn to say this
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026
in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
good morning!! happy pride month once again!
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Jesus Christ. Apparently in the new Scary Movie, the Black non-binary character is stabbed to death on a train after saying “my pronouns are they/them” and a crowd stab them saying “fuck your pronouns!” Legit a hate crime against the most vulnerable minority in real life for fucking “comedy”.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 04/06/2026
if you're not mad enough about something to confront someone directly over a thing you should probably just let it go instead of vagueposting
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I read Persepolis in high school for English class. Between it and Maus, it really captivated me and is part of the reason I love and appreciate the comic medium. Rest in peace, Mrs. Satrapi.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It should be legal to destroy ai data centers.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I generally like F.D. Signifier's content, but man, the dude becomes unbelievably condescending and patronizing when talking about "White Leftists."
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Will Shop of Horrors ☠️ (SpaceTree Studios) @spacetreestudios.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh a video about someone who stole legos this should be a funny video to pass the time *2 and a half hours later* What do you mean Utah is a rogue LEGO Mormon controlled police state
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I love gay people
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Dark Horse Workers United @darkhorseunion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU
Photo of the Dark Horse Workers United statement. 

For ALT TEXT readers, the statement is too long to fit into ALT TEXT. Please find the full statement on the DHWU website, linked in our bios
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Mitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry.
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🐸Zoe with a Y🐸 @artistzoey.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Remember Chip Chilla? Well, here she is now, venting with a friend she met at College abroad. ♡My Art ♡ #Bluey ♡ #ChipChilla ♡ #Satire
#myart of adult Blue sitting beside a Chippy Chilla (a transitioneed Chip Chilla) as she laments her father wasn't as great as Bluey's. She says, "It's so cool that you have a great relationship with your dad. I wanna say the divorce changeed mine, but truth is he was never a good person."
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hasan and Code Pink committed the unforgivable crime of bringing food and meds and diapers to a country we're illegally starving. Zero Epstein pedophiles arrested, but this fascist terrorist regime is making humanitarianism a crime.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Historic Railways should consider themselves lucky that autism exists.
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