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@ethhestu.bsky.social
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There ain't a cloud in site. He/Him

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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 8h
No joke, we literally got the Justice League Origin story as a flashback b plot in the COIE Trilogy that ended the universe.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh, the irony of asking for handouts to adapt an Ayn Rand story.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You guys should go for the AS Trilogy that was such a shit show that they kept changing actors and directors for each part.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Skarloey Railway and its Engines are objectively the most interesting part of the Thomas The Tank Engine mythos.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On a more serious note. This just means it's now more important than ever to support and build up independent projects.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be so awesome if the Ellisons [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shout out to the white dudes I see on my Facebook feed, who look like they have horrible politics but are actually super progressive. You're doing the Lord's work.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zach Hadel has apparently been liking tweets calling him a groomer. There's a strong chance this is real.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I had your confidence that Newsom is gonna eat shit.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also, Disney & Skydance
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it should be legally okay to give Ben Shapiro a wedgie whenever he's in public.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't get me wrong, you are right in that annoying people do use disagreements on media as being "illiterate", But it is also true that literacy is going down.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They're tangentially related. Schools having to pass failing students means they're not getting an effective education, and that can include English (and by extension media literacy).
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean, it is kind of true. No Child Left Behind kind of ruined public schools.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Will the Villain be a knock-off Jin Kariya?
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TBF, if you streamed 8 hours a day as your job, you'd probably say some really off the Cuff shit.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
ALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mr. Krabs ass company.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Disney has literally been sunsetting all of their action mobile games. It's only hope is if it's a gooner game, which they aren't going to do since most Disney princesses are under 18.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also, celebrities get naked all the time for movies and TV shows, and no one calls their partners simps or cucks.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I genuinely don't get men who don't want to date OF models. If their content is having sex with other people, then I can understand that. But if she literally just sells naked pictures of herself, then how is that a turn-off? If anything, it's a bragging point that you have sex with them for free.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some limp-dick executive probably wanted to put THEIR stamp on the Muppets brand.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Like we genuinely need to break up all these entertainment giants. Maybe then, things will get actually made, and we won't have to deal with all these glue huffing middle managers stalling the creation of art because they need to compensate for having small dicks.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YOU LITERALLY DID THE PERFECT PREMISE MONTHS AGO! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!?!?!
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The Thadness (2021 film) @thaddeusjames.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The company that couldn't figure out how to make a Blade movie also can't figure out how to make a Muppet Show? They made copyrights last for a century just so they could sit on this stuff and shrug like buffoons about it?
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They went out to get the milk. They'll be back any day now.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was at the theater, and they had a cardboard version of the Express. My only thought was, "God Damn I love that design. J.K. Rowling still needs to burn in Hell. "
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It sucks that Harry Potter is mid, and J.K Rowling is a transphobic monster. Because the Hogwarts Express is so cool.
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Minyung | Deacon Shaw @minyung.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rest in peace, Mr. Cullen 🕊️ #Maccadam
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I expected it. Nintendo hates its fans and anything they make with a burning passion.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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@CarrickOfTheOrd

Michael Caine in A Christmas Carol works because he plays it completely seriously opposite a bunch of muppets.

Tim Curry in Treasure Island works because he is a muppet. In the best way. He and Miss Piggy reveal they used to f*** and you don't doubt it for an instant.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This one really sucks because I really appreciated the Thomas & Friends game they did.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It was so funny how everyone thought Trump winning was a sign everyone was becoming more right wing, when in reality it's just that the democrats put up a dogshit candidate no normal human would be excited for.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The DCU has been a giant fucking shit show this year, oh my god!
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
remain blessed, my sweet summer child.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There's also a subplot of him buying the rights to a bunch of ips and making crossover fanfics. Ernest Cline is a walking soyjack.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Israel is coming to her in her dreams. They're telling her to cancel everything.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He truly is MCU Iron Man's protégé.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 31/07/2026
ms rachel has endorsed peggy flanagan for minnesota's US senate seat!
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's always fun when you're watching a show with child voice actors, and you can tell when they started going through puberty.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Non-Zero chance this was AI written.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The copyright abolition discourse should be reserved for when we no longer need to live under capitalism. That being said, it is still way too long and needs to be shortened significantly.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here's a better idea if you're a PS5 owner: cancel PS Plus, make sure you buy physical whenever you can, and don't buy digital games from big studios at full price. vote with your wallet until they reverse this decision.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That's because James Gunn (despite what anyone thinks about him) actually likes making movies and telling resonant stories.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
James from Dead Meat looks like Asmongold if he was actually well kempt.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I often think about the Duck Dodgers episode where Daffy gets Hal Jordan's Green Lantern suit and the fact that they just flat out put a kink joke into a kid's cartoon.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
and I thought the reoccurring emails from my DFL were annoying.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Luca was direct to streaming here in the States, actually. Lightyear was the first Pixar movie released theatrically post covid.
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Ethan @ethhestu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is there Howard the Duck rep?
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