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Ethan Sauers

@ethansauers.bsky.social
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Husband to Emily. Dad to Noah. Enneagram Type 9. Writer for Campus2Canton — Co-Host of Ballin’ with my Bestie — He/Him. #WeAre thisthingilike.substack.com for, well, things I like...

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 6h
Who paw patrols the paw patrol?
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Flyers season started last night and woof, man.
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The Chair Company Ron Trosper
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Encapsulates my feelings of that Wiscy loss very well.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nebraska, Iowa, Minnesota, and Wisconsin all won big ten games this week. Long live the Big Ten West! #CollegeFootball #CFB
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WeAre
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Waterboy We
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know this won't be blasted as far as the viral video was but it's worth your time to read and consider.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To Chiles' credit there, he kept dropping back because he thought maybe Kelly had another blocker hidden back there. #Northwestern #Indiana
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As the resident plex guy in my circle, this is the move.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wrote up the late slate this week. Check it out if you do those things. 👌🏻
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me to Lane, tonight:
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 5
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another beautiful day in this hellscape
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Signaling to the fanbase that Norvell will be fired without having to pay the buy-out for actually firing him now. Clever, #FSU.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is my kind of niche
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Tyler Schuster @tylerschustercfb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is time
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this the future you want with your data centers!?
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The opening night of Week One CFB did not disappoint! Main takeaways: -Rutgers collapse may be overblown (look ahead spot with BC & USC looming) -Georgia Tech's offense was BAD-bad -- makes me even more intrigued about Faulkner's Florida offense tomorrow. -Utah is going to be fun as hell
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
in addition to being both the tallest person on bluesky (5'11) and the youngest (43), i also hold the highest sat score (1000)
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Summer-into-Fall soundtrack for me, if anyone was curious: open.spotify.com/playlist/5zG...
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know it's been out for nearly a month now but this Phoebe Bridgers album has just been constantly flowing for me. "Bobby" and "Haunted" are instant classics.
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Man Head Bopping to Music
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Great "post-pre-k-drop-off" listen in the car today.
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riggser @riggser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Week Zero to all those who celebrate.
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It Is Here A Christmas Story
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Literally the first thing I think of when I think of Dolly is what a unifying force for good she was. Unlike anyone else, Dolly was beloved.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m about 100 pages deep into Book Three of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series and it’s dope as hell. I was hesitant to dive in here but the books are just a fun read with a lot of heart. Silly books that are fun and aren’t classic literature are still good to read, in case you forgot.
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Fish Screaming DUNGEONS Meme
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What are the 12 disciples if not the ICP? Insane Christ Posse
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A wild story coming out about presumed starting WR Dozie Ezukanma being assaulted in the #TCU Locker Room yesterday by ex-teammate Jacob Fields (who has since been dismissed from the team). #CollegeFootball
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Never say Alex doesn't have true journalistic instincts.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Down with covid since Thursday night. Tiny guy caught it from me last night so now I'm coming up for air right as he's in the thick of it. Sick days with kiddos are brutal.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Life-long Steelers fan. This guy sucks.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The tiny guy starts pre-k tomorrow and it has me feeling feels I don’t think I’ve ever felt. Like I know he’s gonna have a blast and I know he’s gonna thrive but like I kinda still want to throw up lol Tiny guy, not so tiny anymore.
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Andy Bernard's Good Old Days Quote - The Office
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Take notes. Vote accordingly.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Glad to see it. Don't agree with Ross on everything but this makes me proud to say I voted for him in the recent election.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sounds like Isaac Brown is sidelined at the first practice this morning for Louisville's Fall Camp. Not reassuring to hear after his injury-plagued campaign last year. Immensely talented but needs to get right. #CollegeFootball #CFB #Louisville #LouisvilleCardinals
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Scratching my head how you ended up with both Trinidad and Jeremih Smith. Team is looking T O U G H. Love seeing these drafts hit the sky today.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finished book one tonight. It’s a fun read and balances earnestness with absurdity in a really skillful way. #DungeonCrawlerCarl
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was firmly in the "Bill Belichick at UNC is going to be a disaster" camp and even I am a little shocked at how disastrous it has been
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Started Dungeon Crawler Carl today. Man, that book reads like popcorn eats.
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Dahliabunni Popcorn
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I still love the MCU.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
X: Nolan is ruining The Odyssey with his woke DEI agenda Bluesky: Nolan is updating a foundational myth for modern times Threads:
Can someone please help me find this song stuck in my head? It's a 90s-ish white pop/country guy band and it sounds like they're saying "Mrrr. Joel Embiid" it's uptempo. This is a real song I promise
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Odyssey (2026)
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So Em and I are finally getting around to watch Girls. It's weird watching it in 14 years after it aired (and Lena Dunham drama aside) but seeing how clearly it was of a certain era and perfectly encapsulates a place and time is wild.
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/07/2026
NEW: Cops around the country have used Flock cameras at least hundreds of times to search for specific people, not cars, using searches such as “person on skateboard,” and “person wearing orange vest and construction hat,” according to data reviewed by 404 Media.
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How Cops Use Flock to Track People, Not Cars
Cops have used Flock's FreeForm search feature to look for people with tattoos and wearing specific sport shirts, and searches sometimes include the target's race, according to data reviewed by 404 Me...
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» justmaʀʟa ✨ @marlaef.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Nothing is safe. You can’t even breathe the air here.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#SadBoySummer going Strong AF: open.spotify.com/track/2zYQnt...
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Lost Boys - Acoustic
Phoebe Bridgers · Lost Boys (Acoustic) · Song · 2026
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#CFB #CFF It. Is. Time.. Who are YOUR guys for 2026? QB: Avery Johnson, Josh Hoover, Anthony Colandrea RB: Evan Dickens, Jamarion Morrow, DJ Scott WR: Braden Pegan, Anthony Evans, Chris Durr TE: Randy Pittman, Luke Dehnicke #CollegeFootball / #CollegeFantasyFootball Flag plants!
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another article from yours truly around the new Yahoo! College Fantasy Football announcement.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wrote this one over the weekend. If any folks are intrigued by Yahoo!’s re-launch of College Fantasy Football, this is worth your time!
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