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Ethan Sauers

@ethansauers.bsky.social
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Husband to Emily. Dad to Noah. Enneagram Type 9. Writer for Campus2Canton — Co-Host of Ballin’ with my Bestie — He/Him. #WeAre thisthingilike.substack.com for, well, things I like...

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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 9h
Let me tell y'all a little piece of info about me. The Magician's Nephew was my favorite book growing up and I am so incredibly hyped about this. Full-body chills and fully bought in.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10h
greta said
"I believe in God, man. I've seen him. I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!"
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So in 2 weeks is the 4-year anniversary of my dad’s death. He died from complications of Gallbladder Removal Surgery. I have to have my gallbladder removed this week… life’s funny sometimes. Anyways, send good vibes. I’m obviously not freaking out at all. 🙃😂
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Seth Rogen: I'm As Chill As A Cucumber
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s been a spooky day in CFB. Need to see it continue.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also I've seen this too many times in fantasy leagues to know that the team waiting around doesn't like waiting around and could pull it between now and Sunday morning.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the onion headline, 9/3/1939:

WA-
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Damn, didn't even think of that. It's so true.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Live look at this Nittany Lions team: #WeAre
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 02/10/2026
Who paw patrols the paw patrol?
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Flyers season started last night and woof, man.
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The Chair Company Ron Trosper
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Encapsulates my feelings of that Wiscy loss very well.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nebraska, Iowa, Minnesota, and Wisconsin all won big ten games this week. Long live the Big Ten West! #CollegeFootball #CFB
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Civ III is the best Civ game of all time and I’ll fight anyone who says differently. I still occasionally load it up in steam and lose hours on end.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WeAre
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Waterboy We
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know this won't be blasted as far as the viral video was but it's worth your time to read and consider.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To Chiles' credit there, he kept dropping back because he thought maybe Kelly had another blocker hidden back there. #Northwestern #Indiana
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a la Nico Iamaleava last year. *shudders*
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As the resident plex guy in my circle, this is the move.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wrote up the late slate this week. Check it out if you do those things. 👌🏻
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me to Lane, tonight:
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 5
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another beautiful day in this hellscape
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sorry for the confusion -- they don't have to pay it NOW. And it decreases roughly 6 million if they wait until the conclusion of the season to fire Norvell.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Signaling to the fanbase that Norvell will be fired without having to pay the buy-out for actually firing him now. Clever, #FSU.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is my kind of niche
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Tyler Schuster @tylerschustercfb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is time
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this the future you want with your data centers!?
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honorable Mention to Broughton being a really interesting CFF option once Akron hits conference play in October and Wake's offense being exactly what we were hoping it would.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The opening night of Week One CFB did not disappoint! Main takeaways: -Rutgers collapse may be overblown (look ahead spot with BC & USC looming) -Georgia Tech's offense was BAD-bad -- makes me even more intrigued about Faulkner's Florida offense tomorrow. -Utah is going to be fun as hell
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
in addition to being both the tallest person on bluesky (5'11) and the youngest (43), i also hold the highest sat score (1000)
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Makes sense. Appreciate the reply! Great coverage last night!
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Summer-into-Fall soundtrack for me, if anyone was curious: open.spotify.com/playlist/5zG...
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey Matt! Do you know the reason Thomas was out? Injury related, I assume but was it more precautionary or is he dealing with something bigger?
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know it's been out for nearly a month now but this Phoebe Bridgers album has just been constantly flowing for me. "Bobby" and "Haunted" are instant classics.
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Man Head Bopping to Music
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Great "post-pre-k-drop-off" listen in the car today.
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riggser @riggser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Week Zero to all those who celebrate.
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It Is Here A Christmas Story
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Literally the first thing I think of when I think of Dolly is what a unifying force for good she was. Unlike anyone else, Dolly was beloved.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m about 100 pages deep into Book Three of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series and it’s dope as hell. I was hesitant to dive in here but the books are just a fun read with a lot of heart. Silly books that are fun and aren’t classic literature are still good to read, in case you forgot.
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Fish Screaming DUNGEONS Meme
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What are the 12 disciples if not the ICP? Insane Christ Posse
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A wild story coming out about presumed starting WR Dozie Ezukanma being assaulted in the #TCU Locker Room yesterday by ex-teammate Jacob Fields (who has since been dismissed from the team). #CollegeFootball
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Never say Alex doesn't have true journalistic instincts.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Thank you for your service.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Down with covid since Thursday night. Tiny guy caught it from me last night so now I'm coming up for air right as he's in the thick of it. Sick days with kiddos are brutal.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Life-long Steelers fan. This guy sucks.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The tiny guy starts pre-k tomorrow and it has me feeling feels I don’t think I’ve ever felt. Like I know he’s gonna have a blast and I know he’s gonna thrive but like I kinda still want to throw up lol Tiny guy, not so tiny anymore.
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Andy Bernard's Good Old Days Quote - The Office
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Take notes. Vote accordingly.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Glad to see it. Don't agree with Ross on everything but this makes me proud to say I voted for him in the recent election.
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Ethan Sauers @ethansauers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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