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Ethan

@ethankomoroski.bsky.social
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 22m
Strong Mayor System is going well!
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 39m
Pragmatic! Always gotta go with the wait and see approach with the admin that’s lied at every opportunity
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🎃ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴 ℑ𝔞𝔫👻 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 17h
"Of all the questions I receive from delegates, abortion is one I receive often" is a hilarious turn-of-phrase any way you slice it.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 19h
I bought The Book of Racket, you should too (if you haven’t already copped one at Moon Palace)
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Noah Penda you need to stop Your dunk too tough. Your swag too different Your soulpatch too bad They’ll *waive off your dunk*
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stop laughing this person is dead already
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No comment on the large pool of blood though???
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The seals can still clap
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Josh is right. Trying to imagine what the old CD5 chair would have said today.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Give Ilhan a Gundam, obviously
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Seeing friends and loved ones guzzling “stop the fraud, lower taxes” type bait. The GOP is not interested in those things, the singular thing they’ve been successful at is terrorizing non-white people. Anything we can do to slow and stop their campaign is good including, firstly, protecting Ilhan.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Any “defenders of women’s sports” want to make a call? Be a hero?
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t let the weather fool you, e bike summer is O V E R. Bring the whole family along, e bike fall is in effect
Yellow bike with captains chair and burley
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The only “plainclothes” employee worth a damn.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some of our most esteemed pragmatic progressives are falling for him
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Feel legitimately awful for what happened/is happening to this family. Pretty clear Cally took a look at the right wing and saw 🤑🤑🤑
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck it, which ones?
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are solutions to the male loneliness crisis everywhere. Hell yeah dudes
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reports are in. That’s the good stuff
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Weisman shares your confusion
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Resolving this conjecture has to be equivalent at least to inventing the flea flicker
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s dusty in here Doron! Keep up the incredible work, friend
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck yeah dude, shades of
Meth, We’re on it. South Dakota ad
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cursed. Yeesh
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One day they’ll dig up all my posts on localholesofinterest dot com I’ll never be president
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
lmao
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One sure way to make this tragedy get amplified every time someone types “Gophers” into an LLM
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What in the world are readers supposed to do with these prepositions? Perhaps I’m the idiot
Star Trib digital headline

MINNEAPOLIS
Man fatally shot on Green Line train traveling from stop near Gophers football stadium
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You dropped this 👑
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the bus with all my homies in their SUVs on 35W 😎
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love Metro Transit to death but some operators could have used rehearsal on the TCM detours
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agree. Gotta imagine local ed reformers saw this guy and started licking their chops, always available to be on a ballot
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same guy who pardoned the Honduran president accused of moving 400 tons of cocaine into the US? What
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His dad is Peter Thiel’s favorite lad. Also woof nepotism is a bitch everywhere hun
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“It’s an industrial rock band”
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just when you thought that corner couldn’t get better, they drop a punny ass name like that
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How much could dialysis cost?? 100 dollars? Seriously these checks are gonna rule, just printed on the back of Kohls Cash
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Robert Kraft rn
static.klipy.com
Frankt: Man in Suit Makes Thoughtful Gesture
ALT: Frankt: Man in Suit Makes Thoughtful Gesture
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This typo is begging for the Police Log treatment.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stop! (He’s already dead*) *wanted to see this movie so bad good lord
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whether it’s the Democrats acknowledging their donors are not ATMs or the Republicans asking *anyone* if they’re white, both sides have had missteps in pursuit of attention and money
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Are you white, ?
James Talarico calls white men
America's top terror threat. See his exact words >> https://rep2026.com/|
talarico/5V1RDZ5Z
STOP2end
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A truly vast conspiracy. A “general tolerance for fraud in Minnesota” has allowed for .0003% of votes to be cast illegally. Mercy kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
kstp.com
10 noncitizens accused of illegally registering, voting in Minnesota elections
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday unsealed indictments against seven people who falsely claimed they were citizens when registering to vote in Minnesota.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sucks but Liberty look like the team to beat tbh. Catching fire when it matters
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men are so emotional. Also an embarrassing amount of sports knowing out of this Schmitt shithead
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@bradryland.bsky.social
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah Portland’s food scene fucking rips. Kinda insane
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re speedrunning to a point where these companies will sell our privacy and “safety” back to us.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow so the company making the pervert glasses also has a machine for giving addresses out if you ask it correctly. Jfc man we are in hell
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sam Houston
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