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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 17h
Hell of a(n unintentional?) double entendre sir 🫡
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There’s a new type of car that has a bunch of Funko pop lookin guys on the dash and like ten bumper stickers of screaming possums that say stuff like “keep honkin’ I’m fucking crying in here” and if you see one it is already too late
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can never really fully know someone
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tonight I learned that my wife’s favorite rapper is, unironically MC Hammer
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤯
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Andrew Willmore @studiobueno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inktober (starring Lil' Ghost) day 4. Word prompt: CACTUS! . #inktober #inktober2026 #lilghost
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Country Universe @countryuniverse.net · 03/10/2026
Wynonna, The Hard Truth (*****): She's spent her entire career to date-- which is to say, the majority of her life-- surrounded by people who were more interested in what her formidable skills could do for them than in how they could help her live as and express her authentic self. As she...
Wynonna's "The Hard Truth" album cover.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have been waiting for your review of this magnificent album. I didn’t have any specific expectations (some of Wy’s mid-period solo records started to blend together for me) but she blew through all by the first song. This is a record people will hopefully still be talking about in 10-20 years’ time.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People love to say “ACTUALLY, Puff the Magic Dragon is about weed” Did it ever occur to you that people smoking a bunch of weed would very happily also write a song about a literal dragon.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have mommy issues, so YMMV of course
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All Downhill From Ashland (feat. The War And Treaty) by Wynonna on Apple Music
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wynonna is spitting bars. Shit.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An utterly disgusting idea, which doesn’t hinge on my disapproval but friggin yuck anyway
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hope it gets better 🫡
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
6-7 ….. spiking to 10 at least one day a week probably
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s the philosophical reverse of online review-bombing? Can I fly in from almost all the way across the country to get coffee from the aloof barista and leave?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
White man has thoughts on Taylor Swift
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like, they’re all worse than the Toy Story song somehow and I just feel like the old Taylor would never have allowed that
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She sounds entirely too comfortable, for lack of a better term… Honestly I was kinda surprised there wasn’t a sneaky banger in this batch
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
APStylebook @APStylebook
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
John Coltrane. Born 100 years ago today. Acrylic, ink and pencil.
A painting of John Coltrane
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 23/09/2026
John Coltrane was born 100 years ago today. Hear Jeff Parker's new cover of "Miles' Mode" and an unreleased track from the fabled 'Tiberi Tapes,' which will finally see official release this fall:
stereogum.com
John Coltrane Was Born 100 Years Ago Today: Hear A New Jeff Parker Cover And An Unreleased 'Tiberi Tapes' Track
Today marks 100 years since the birth of John Coltrane, the saxophone genius whose playing changed the face of jazz. Naturally, there are festivities afoot, including the release of some long-mytholog...
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OpenAI recently claimed to solve one of math’s biggest questions: the Navier-Stokes problem. But now three mathematicians have showed OpenAI’s work dodges the question rather than solving it.
scientificamerican.com
Did OpenAI solve the wrong Navier-Stokes problem?
OpenAI’s proof seems eligible for a $1-million prize—but only by using a controversial loophole
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you want to not understand what's happening locally at all? Would you like context-less, ahistorical, and uninformed coverage of local events and meetings based solely on an AI summary of transcripts? Then you'll love "Walter," the AI that can supposedly replace experienced journalists like me!
geekwire.com
Twin tech founders who left Seattle for Alaska bet on an AI agent named ‘Walter’ to cover local news
Several years after leaving Seattle’s startup scene to build a “tech outpost” in the Alaskan wilderness, serial entrepreneurs and twin brothers Lee and Lucas Brown, founders of Tune, have set their si...
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Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 15/09/2026
Finally, @milesklee.bsky.social gives this sideshow the respect it deserves. I laughed out loud when it referred to itself as “too British to delete itself” and now find myself wondering if it too thinks there’s something wrong with that island
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’d like to believe this will cause reflection amongst the Estate’s decision-makers but I can almost smell the vague smugposts to come instead…
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Antisocial” is doing a lot here. Just what the hell.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The return to physical media is a radical act. A book in your hand or a record on the turntable belong to a world beyond subscriptions, licenses, and corporate permission, and they can be lent, inherited, annotated, repaired, and loved. They remain when the platform fails and the servers die.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
FYI this is the girl, k?
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
‘90s Fox Mulder is probably the best anyone’s ever looked in a tank top. Fucking aspirational.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One Life to Live. That show was insane in the ‘80s!
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ACLU @aclu.org · 16/08/2026
Queer youth deserve bright futures.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
She’s beautiful sir
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I also intensely dislike the mixing on the Combs collaboration. Not in years have I heard vocals mixed so far above the instruments that all of that probably-very-good-playing sounds like a generic backing track. But I did lose my everloving shit to Hey There Son & had to pull over so I don’t know
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes, thanks for this. I listened with an open mind but I hit my limit before the buzzer unfortunately
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cathartic in a way I can’t fully reconcile to myself. Great writing.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true
HEADLINE: Sam Altman says we are in the singularity: 'This is the moment'

PIC: Sam Altman
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
(screaming into the void:) WHERE IS THE PARADE DELUXE EDITION THAT WAS RUMORED TO BE READY TO GO
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Starting ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah I used the wrong “too” go ahead and replace me with Claude idgaf
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You can tell the economy’s doing great when you start to get texts from every company you owe money too — not bc you’re late but bc your payment’s due in like 12 days. God nothing gets on my nerves more. “Hey we’re your phone company. Your regular due date is coming up, don’t stiff us, k? ☺️☺️☺️☺️”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You know what? That Kellie Martin movie sounds lit
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Donald Glover: Good.
Alt: Donald Glover: Good.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
All that’s missing to me is for the songs to be about 2-3 minutes longer all around. House music creeps in and wraps its groove around you. I understand that isn’t fashionable today but something more like a 2-hour mix built on longer edits of these original mixes wouldn’t hurt my feelings.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
CONFESSIONS II, as so many have stated, is a solid listening experience. I would argue that she and Stuart could have been just as successful in taking it in a deeper club direction, maybe there will be a follow-up or a deluxe with further material.
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stones Amy Winehouse cover is god tier holy crap
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hate the fact that she assumedly had a bad time doing these movies (she won’t participate in interviews about them and pretty much stopped acting afterward) because she is incredible, even though the 3rd one got neutered to hell in editing. We unabashedly love her at our house 🤷
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Eric @eternalstatic.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This but cheez-its, pry them from my dehydrated, salt-dripping hands
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