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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If short people don't want to stand behind me at a concert, they should probably show up earlier.
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Its almost like they have experience protesting cops murdering someone
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Kirsten MacI- 🧸 @kirstensaidwhat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“No no I didn’t want the theoretical government to tread on me, but the actual one HAS to put their boot directly in my mouth pls pls pls” - how MAGA ppl sound
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fernando Mendoza just said he'd take back shots for his team if he needed to
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
How fucking stupid is it that when you are prompted a band on Spotify that is relatively unknown that you need to check if it's AI first?
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How am I witnessing one of the most beautiful scenes of network television in an episode of Criminal Minds?
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Ggs @taylorallen133.bsky.social
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What are republicans and other conservatives going to do when the Epstein files are finally released and it shows that Trump was fucking 13 year old kids?
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Dodgers fans watching Kershaw get blasted in potentially his last game ever
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I've never had the chance to say these things on Bluesky, but two things 1. The Iowa wave is the most forced and disingenuous "tradition" in sports And 2. Charlie Kirk deserved to become one of the statistics he claimed were necessary in order to protect the second amendment
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already in your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Randall is not interesting or good 💦🥩 @dynamiceyebrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The cops aren’t even gonna, like, follow up on it.
Tim Robinson in the Babysitter sketch from I Think You Should Leave.

The caption reads: The cops were just like, “Oh, yeah, this is fine. Don’t worry about it at all.”
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 11/08/2025
A TOILET THE EXACT SAME SIZE AS YOURS BUT WITH A JOKE HOLE THAT’S JUST FOR FARTS. THEY REPLACED YOUR REAL TOILET WITH FART TOILET. AND NOW YOU CAN’T TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR HOUSE CUZ YOUR TOILET CAN’T SUCK EM DOWN AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH. HAS THAT EVERY HAPPENED TO YOU??
A Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions

Post title: What do I do if my toilet is too small?

Post text:

I just moved into my first apartment and it is a nice small studio. The only thing is, the toilet is tiny. Like it almost feels like a normal toilet when sitting on it without the seat down. And as a guy, the need to tuck and hope I don't hit the water when I sit down is just not pleasant. So I am looking for advice on how to make a small toilet feel bigger without replacing it (I can't replace the toilet). All suggestions are welcome!
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
What is up with all of the college kids with frosted tips? 🤔
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
If you think Eddington praised centrists and created a "both sides" narrative, you're a fucking idiot.
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m3 @megmartin.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@ityslmemes.com
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James Stevenson @jstevenson.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Do Chelsea fans deserve happiness?
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Tina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 04/07/2025
We now have some evidence that federal immigration agents might be switching license plates. Two different cars same license plate. The first was a raid at Bell on 6/20 and the second was a raid today at Terminal Island.
At Bell raid on 6/207/4 raid at Terminal Island
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/07/2025
Mike Johnson just said if you are for reducing the deficit, this bill is for you. The bill adds 3-4 trillion dollars to the deficit. They just lie.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
David Hogg is cooking lately
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Today, Pete Hegseth bristled when a reporter pointed out that a woman was among the pilots in the Iran bombing mission and asked why he referred to the pilots collectively as "the boys." He ranted that it doesn't matter. Wasn't the election for them partly about defining the word "woman"?
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🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
He's right. We can't have it both ways on the racism. We wouldn't let anyone else... we can't have it both ways on the sexual predator thing either. ie Cuomo et al
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tales-typoz @tales-typoz.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You know damn well the ICE agents are not officers. They hide their faces because it’s a fraudulent scheme. They get no training on their jobs and are Proud Boys, J6ers, thugs, bullies, gangs. This is so illegal!!!
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Motorcyclists without helmets is natural selection at work
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.
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Huxley @huxleymorgan.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Black and white image of Iranian author Marjane Satrapi, smoking a cigarette. "The world is not divided between east and west. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
For the people in Florida the head injury was a pre-existing condition.
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port chester whooping crane @mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
@ityslmemes.com can't believe it hasn't circulated yet.
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is who runs this account
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 18/06/2025
“Did you get the answer you were looking for?” “No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway!” “The toad is mysterious.” “That frog ripped me off.” #FriendshipWatchParty
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 15/06/2025
Men will literally throw themselves an embarrassing wannabe-dictator birthday tank parade along empty streets instead of going to therapy
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Remember, the best way to protest is to put a 🔫 against the 💀 of every fucking capitalist fascist piece of shit.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We don't have secret police in America. At least we're not supposed to.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Crude cut and paste of Ken Martin on Karl Havoc's body saying I don't even want to be around anymore
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
@ityslmemes.com’s meme template for the calicocutpants.com sketch from I Think You Should Leave. A 3 panel meme
Panel 1: Tim Robinson’s character handing a piece of paper across a desk to his coworker while he says “hey Jeff, here’s that thing you asked for, that paper”
Panel 2: Jeff unfolds the paper to see it says “LOOK UP AT MY FACE”
Panel 3: Tim Robinson’s character with an exasperated and urgent expression says “abolish ICE!”
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Profolus @profolus.com · 05/06/2025
Monroe Nichols, the first Black mayor of Tulsa, pitched a reparation package worth $100M for descendants of the victims of the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921. Also known as the Black Wall Street Massacre, the Tulsa Race Massacre is one of the worst acts of racial violence in U.S. history.
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The Black Wall Street Massacre - Profolus
The Black Wall Street Massacre, also known as the Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921, is one of the worst acts of racial violence in U.S. history
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor. He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down. The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him. This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
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june 🐛 @junehexagon.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Idk what #tudum is but renew ITYSL for Season 4 you fucking cowards
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Coffin Flop, every night on Corn Cob TV.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/05/2025
Happy Wednesday
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hannah 🧛‍♀️🩸 @hannahburner.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Fwiw they’re trying to clamp down so hard on the Ms. Rachel thing bc they want the situation to be more gray than it is. If you reduce it down to “we should stop kids from dying by the thousands” you sound like the villain arguing against it, bc you are!!
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I never stopped using the HBOmax tag because I wanted to keep my stats correct
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Make dumb decisions in the name of capitalism, revert back to what worked. Acts like you're playing chess. This is the "classic coke" theorem at work.
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Hopefully the gamer people will stop bitching now that Ellie has been "appropriately angry".
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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Ødegaard is so bad. Remember when people thought he was KDB?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Hey this sucks ass
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
the entire point of the piece (and the related book) you're replying to and didn't read is that your great-grandparents were eating formaldehyde milk and gypsum flour and arsenic jam because there were no food safety laws. Keeping food safe is a society's job, not an individual's!!!
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