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“No no I didn’t want the theoretical government to tread on me, but the actual one HAS to put their boot directly in my mouth pls pls pls” - how MAGA ppl sound

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Fernando Mendoza just said he'd take back shots for his team if he needed to

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

How fucking stupid is it that when you are prompted a band on Spotify that is relatively unknown that you need to check if it's AI first?

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

It is making sense seeing that Matthew Gray Gubler directed this episode.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

S8E10 "Where is my mind?" Scene fyi. Like damn.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

How am I witnessing one of the most beautiful scenes of network television in an episode of Criminal Minds?

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Yall are going through the same thing city went through last October. You will give up a big league in your next champions league match and Slot will attack his own face.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Thank you for using my picture on the Scorpio slide

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

What are republicans and other conservatives going to do when the Epstein files are finally released and it shows that Trump was fucking 13 year old kids?

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Dodgers fans watching Kershaw get blasted in potentially his last game ever

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Iowa fans wave at cancer patients but vote to allow cancer research funds to be taken away.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Charlie Kirk, a man that practiced what he preached.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I've never had the chance to say these things on Bluesky, but two things 1. The Iowa wave is the most forced and disingenuous "tradition" in sports And 2. Charlie Kirk deserved to become one of the statistics he claimed were necessary in order to protect the second amendment

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Rudy is getting a presidential medal of freedom for his work saving that woman.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Using one photo already in your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Oops, I got behind. I'll just post a list 28 Days Later - 8.7/10 28 Weeks Later - 7.1/10 28 Years Later - 7.4/10 The Materialists - 7.5/10 Eddington - 8.9/10 Weapons- 7.9/10 Superman (2025) - 8.4/10 Ick - 6.1/10 The Fantastic Four: First Steps - 8.1/10

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Randall is not interesting or good 💦🥩 @dynamiceyebrow.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The cops aren’t even gonna, like, follow up on it.

Tim Robinson in the Babysitter sketch from I Think You Should Leave.

The caption reads: The cops were just like, “Oh, yeah, this is fine. Don’t worry about it at all.”

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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 11/08/2025

A TOILET THE EXACT SAME SIZE AS YOURS BUT WITH A JOKE HOLE THAT’S JUST FOR FARTS. THEY REPLACED YOUR REAL TOILET WITH FART TOILET. AND NOW YOU CAN’T TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR HOUSE CUZ YOUR TOILET CAN’T SUCK EM DOWN AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH. HAS THAT EVERY HAPPENED TO YOU??

A Reddit post on r/NoStupidQuestions

Post title: What do I do if my toilet is too small?

Post text:

I just moved into my first apartment and it is a nice small studio. The only thing is, the toilet is tiny. Like it almost feels like a normal toilet when sitting on it without the seat down. And as a guy, the need to tuck and hope I don't hit the water when I sit down is just not pleasant. So I am looking for advice on how to make a small toilet feel bigger without replacing it (I can't replace the toilet). All suggestions are welcome!

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

What is up with all of the college kids with frosted tips? 🤔

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

If you think Eddington praised centrists and created a "both sides" narrative, you're a fucking idiot.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Do Chelsea fans deserve happiness?

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I thought the soundtrack ripped but they lost the plot a little.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

It kind of rules too. All over the place

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Tina-Desiree Berg @tinadesireeberg.com · 04/07/2025

We now have some evidence that federal immigration agents might be switching license plates. Two different cars same license plate. The first was a raid at Bell on 6/20 and the second was a raid today at Terminal Island.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/07/2025

Mike Johnson just said if you are for reducing the deficit, this bill is for you. The bill adds 3-4 trillion dollars to the deficit. They just lie.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Luckily I just push my family further left

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

If you're hanging out with democrats, it's always gonna feel that way

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

David Hogg is cooking lately

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Today, Pete Hegseth bristled when a reporter pointed out that a woman was among the pilots in the Iran bombing mission and asked why he referred to the pilots collectively as "the boys." He ranted that it doesn't matter. Wasn't the election for them partly about defining the word "woman"?

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🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

He's right. We can't have it both ways on the racism. We wouldn't let anyone else... we can't have it both ways on the sexual predator thing either. ie Cuomo et al

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tales-typoz @tales-typoz.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

You know damn well the ICE agents are not officers. They hide their faces because it’s a fraudulent scheme. They get no training on their jobs and are Proud Boys, J6ers, thugs, bullies, gangs. This is so illegal!!!

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Motorcyclists without helmets is natural selection at work

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

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Shu @eshuman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

For the people in Florida the head injury was a pre-existing condition.

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