Reposted by Ene 🇵🇷🏴☠️🏳️🌈

“Hi everyone, I’m Stede Bonnet and I am new on the large veggie scene,” a chipper blond man with a crooked little fangy grin said from Ed’s phone screen. “I’ve always been amazed by these amazing, record-setting gourds that are on show at the fairs and I thought I’d give it a try.”