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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Other than some outdated textbooks, I always pass my unwanted books along, rather than dumping them in the trash or recycling. About ten years ago, I made an exception for Scott Adams.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I'm too lazy to look up how to take a screenshot on this tablet, so my word for 2026 is.... AGAIN?

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I take a small amount of comfort from the fact that while I know who this is about, I don't know (and don't want to know) any of the specifics.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My New Year's Day resolution: I'm not going to drag you down with my crushing depression and anxiety over (waves arms) all of this. But tomorrow is another day.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Chiefs-Titans is the only game I can watch in the early window. I probably deserve that. #NFL

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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Found her.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called The Eagles!!

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go. So I'm either going to be eaten by a shark, or narrowly avoid being eaten by a shark. That tracks.

A late scene from 1975's Jaws, with Chief Brody on the mast of the nearly-sunken Orca. He's ready to put a bullet into the oxygen tank in the shark's mouth.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

It's been a couple of weeks. Let's see if I'm ready to deal with the political hot takes that sneak into my feed no matter how hard I try to keep them out. I'm just tired, boss.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

One of my low-key hobbies is collecting cheap One Sheets and Lobby Cards for movies I've seen on MST3K. (emphasis on the cheap) I picked some beauties up at an antique show this weekend. First: The Killer Shrews! I guess the dogs covered in carpets didn't photograph well. #MST3K

Two lobby cards for the cheapo 1959 horror movie "The Killer Shrews." In the top card, our tan-uniformed hero has someone slung over his shoulder. In the lower card, our hero and a few other characters kneel around a victim of those killer shrews. Both cards have "all that was left after.. THE KILLER SHREWS" on the right hand side, with a tentacle laying across a pink women's shoe below. The background is green.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Crap. I missed Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day. Where can I get Belated Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day cards? #Watchmen

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I was 24 in 1989. IIRC, I had gone retro and was listening to "Who's Next" and the like for a couple of years.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

It's been several years since the Chiefs offense was this much fun to watch. Amazing what a healthy recieving corps and finding a couple of guys who can actually play LT can do.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Hmm. I believe this pumpkin patch lacks a certain..... sincerity. Try again next year.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

I see the "person in every television commercial" crown has been passed to Heidi Gardner.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Butker's wife would have made that PAT, if he'd let her out of the kitchen.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Hard to think of a father and son who had more divergent careers than Richard and Mojo Nixon

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

If you enjoy infomercials from 15+ years ago, this Iowa State - Cincinnati game is for you! The local ad spots must have been unsellable in most areas.

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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 01/10/2025

utahraptor pay a guy to fix it. utahraptor you have to pay a guy when you mess up real bad qwantz.com/index.php?co...

T-Rex: I replaced a deadbolt on my front door and it was actually really easy!

T-Rex: Then I replaced the kitchen faucet and THAT was a breeze too!

T-Rex: I spent YEARS thinking these things were hard, but it turns out - nope! There's a whole UNIVERSE of easy-to-accomplish things, and I had NO IDEA.
T-Rex: THE END.

Utahraptor: I tried to replace a bathroom faucet and it was a NIGHTMARE!
T-Rex: Oh no!

Utahraptor: Thing after thing went wrong! It was a nightmare from start to finish!!
T-Rex: So: there's ALSO a universe of hard-to-accomplish things, and it is impossible to know which is which until you start doing them.
T-Rex: Much to consider.

T-Rex: Actually there wasn't THAT much to consider: the universe is a mystery and I'm out here exploring it!!
Off panel: Same, only I'M doing it while at the same time having a broken bathroom faucet back at home!
T-Rex: Neat!!

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I've been in Sicily all week (and holy shit do I not want to leave) so seeing you people post FROM THE PAST is really trippy.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Centrist Dems would rather attract eight Republican voters and still lose, when they could move their policies about fifteen inches to the left and bring hundreds of thousands of disaffected voters to the polls and win. Billionaire money. It's a drug.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

The New York Times is not your friend. Never has been, never will be. Stop expecting it to act like one.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Yeeeah, I think I'm just going to keep my thoughts to myself this evening. Except about cheese. Cheese is good.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I just got a Covid booster. Hooray for elevated BMI, I guess?

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

This is definitely some early-season Chiefs defense.

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Hizzoner James Blood @hizzonerlfk.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Co-sign.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Truth. My relatives who had dairy cows kept a pasteurizer on their counter. It was about the size of a crock pot.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I don't think a defensive slugfest is what people wanted from UT-tOSU today, but who are we to question the wisdom of the football deities.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Happier flex: Springsteen in 2002 with a solo piano "Incident On 57th Street."

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Sad flex: I was at the last show of the final Monkees tour before Mike Nesmith passed. I believe they played one more show in LA the next month.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

The real answer to "Why is Cincy-Nebraska in Kansas City?" is "Clark Hunt loooooves money." Especially a sellout game's worth of money that he doesn't have to share with the NFL #cfb

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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

From that time when Thor hosted Saturday Night Live and the musical guest was a grunge band from Portland named Galactus

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Travis Kelce is the poster boy for "Shoot Your Shot, The Worst She Can Say Is No." Congrats to those crazy not-kids. I hope it works out.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

People need to be a little more specific in their doomposting so I can determine which level of overreaction is most appropriate.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

When I was 16, I hadn't yet seen the original IBM PC. So I'd walk around saying "duh, buh, guh?" the entire day.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The Kansas House of Representatives, a wholly owned subsidiary of Koch Industries, Inc.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I have been waiting 40 years for this stadium. Rock Chalk!! #kufb #cfb

End zone stands of the new football stadium at the University of Kansas. Blue seats, with a block K outlined in white on the upper deck.

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation

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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

"I Gave My Life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking Lot" sounds like an all-time great satirical country song to me.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Is there a "pump it directly into my veins" option for this book?

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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Fr,fr!

Nothing ruins hump day like not getting humped.

-via someecards

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I'm only going to be in Italy for ten days, so you can stuff this future tense stuff up your cloaca, Duolingo owl.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I'm going to the Minnesota State Fair next week. I am very disappointed to find that there is no @Rifftrax pavilion.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Things are shitty and stupid, but at least I can watch @rifftrax.com in an actual theater tonight.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Rey, Finn, and Luke. Plus Rian Johnson rustling some jimmies that desperately needed rustling.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Just because the world isn't pissing me off enough, I'm reading about the Italian campaign in 1943-44. Now I want to go back and hit a bunch of generals upside the head with a 2x4.

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Jim. From Kansas. @escapecar.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Ah, preseason football is here. I have to get my "laughing at people who whine about the Chiefs" muscles loosened up.

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