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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i'm fine with people choosing bicycles as a primary mode of transportation. in fact, there are lots of benefits to doing so. all i'd ask is that they run a gas generator or something for a couple hours a day to fulfill their commitment to the carbon footprint
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"America hosts the World Cup" would be so good if the government wasn't using it as an opportunity to demonstrate their dead-end dedication to vindictiveness and exclusionism
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
IT’S A PRIDE PARTY ALL MONTH LONG 🪩🏳️‍🌈 Spread love and be authentically you, #KCBABY 🫶 Rep loud and proud: bit.ly/26PrideColle...
Models wearing our Pride KC Current merch at Q Kansas City
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
food is honestly so legit
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
one of the most amazing things about walking around manhattan is realizing that danny gladden might have once stood where you're standing. he played in the AL from 1987-1993, so he made quite a few trips here to play the yankees and likely stayed in a manhattan hotel. it's incredible to imagine
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
BROKE: It's anti-Semitic not to root for the OKC Thunder WOKE: The OKC Thunder must be returned to their ancestral Zionist homeland, in Seattle
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There should be a Star Trek movie every two years and they should have indie film budgets and no explosions and almost everyone should hate them.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
why do the Cardinals put their own logo backwards on their own polo shirts
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
On Rudy Gobert COVID night???????
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
atheists get mad at me whenever i say this, but i 100% believe that dinosaurs really existed. their fossils have been found all over the world
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i don't understand why they landed integrity in the middle of the ocean. if i were them i would just land it at my house
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#Artemis II - Mission Control flip their mission patches to the return side as instructed by Orion crew “Integrity we are earth bound and ready to bring you home” We now see the crescent of the earth as Orion’s signal beams back, which marks the beginning of their journey back to Earth 🚀🌕🌍
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
this has to be the greatest single-game defensive performance in baseball history. especially considering they won 1-0
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 02/04/2026
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Jonathan the 193-year old tortoise:
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/04/2026
*snickers* oh, was there a spaceball today?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
the tennessee titans were dissolved in 2006
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
here are my 2026 mlb predictions: al east al central al west nl east nl central nl west rookie of the year (al) rookie of the year (nl) mvp (al) mvp (nl) cy young award (al) cy young award (nl) al wc nl wc alds nlds alcs nlcs world series
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
a series of photos of characters in The Pitt alongside their Star Trek: TNG comps

dr. robby: picard
langdon: riker
dana evans: q
abbot: guinan
mckay: dr. beverly crusher
park the shark: worf
ogilvie: data
al-hashimi: troi
gloria underwood: borg picard
santos: lore
whitaker: barclay
dr. mohan: young picard
victoria javadi: geordi la forge
collins: tasha yar
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history
Rationale

Usually the chips served are not flavored, or flavored only mildly, and the dip serves as a condiment. Serving them separately allows for simultaneous consumption, while also allowing for the eater to control the amount of dip according to their preference. When made from purchased processed foods, the dish is an easy finger food, as each item requires almost no further preparation. Not to mention, there is a large amount of combinatorial possibility inherent to the choice of dip being paired to the chip chosen.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
college basketball is nonsense that must be done away with entirely. all these students should be busying themselves with schoolwork instead of wasting away the day with endless games of "hoops"
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 08/03/2026
24 hours? Not this year. 🤷‍♀️  International Women’s Day comes up one hour short this year. Today, PWHL players who wear 24 are wearing 23 — a reminder that when women get less, the answer is to give women’s sports more.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/03/2026
Kennesaw State hit a home run to Waffle House.
Kennesaw State Baseball @KSUOwlsBaseball
This is where it landed, btw.
#BeDifferent | #HootyHoo
WAFFLE HOUSE
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
BASEBALL IS THE BEST
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I thought this was a joke about how poorly Brady Tkachuk handled the last few days but no this is actually just a fully accurate description of what he just did in a hockey game that’s happening right now
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Extremely predictable (in fact, predicted by basically everyone) but still a little shocking that Team USA had its best Winter Olympics ever and the Trump administration didn’t celebrate any of the winners until the men’s hockey team, which they are celebrating A LOT
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
🇺🇸🏒🦅 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, HOCKEY COUNTRY🏒🦅🇺🇸 🥇Olympic gold in men's hockey 🥇Olympic gold in women's hockey 🥇2025 men's World Champions 🥇2025 women's World Champions 🥇2025 men's junior champs 🥇2026 women's junior champs 🏆reigning Stanley Cup holders (31 in a row) 🏆PWHL champs (2 in a row)
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hockey is a ridiculous game!
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Perhaps god /is/ on the side of the USA (this tweet is about hockey)
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Valerie 💖 @sevenohthree.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I really think life would be more enjoyable if I always had hockey to watch with my coffee on Sunday mornings.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
windows pcs are generally for casual users who mostly use it for web browsing and maybe a little gaming. linux is nearly identical except there's no keyboard. macs are for hardcore experts and professionals who take on the toughest tasks, such as drawing three-dimensional rectangles and squares
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
you know what i just realized, watching this guy compete Trump went out of his way to personally call Team USA athletes losers but, unless I'm missing something, hasn't congratulated or celebrated any athletes who have won Olympic medals for Team USA they don't actually like America or Americans
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 20/02/2026
The Supreme Court:
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free
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K-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️ @emilioemm.com · 19/02/2026
Sorry to my job but I’m too busy watching the US v Canada gold medal hockey game rn 🏅
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
HILARY FUCKING KNIGHT EVERYBODY
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
SKI MOUNTAINEERING IS HERE! The first new Winter Olympic sport since 1998! —first you gotta ski up a mountain —then you gotta run up a staircase —then you gotta ski down a mountain (not pictured, looks like other sports tbh) It looks miserable! I love it!
ski mountaineer competitors basically running up a steep slope, but with skis on more ski mountaineering competitors, skiing uphill with a town in the valley beneath themski mountaineer competitors, with their skis on their backs, running up a staircaseanother shot of ski mountaineers trudging up a slope as fast as they can
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