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Eric Mallory Morgan

@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social
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Writer / Mediocre Outdoorsman Co-host of @xowngoals.com Mostly here to talk footy.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent ARIKE OGUNBOWALE back through time. Her mission: to destroy the leaders of the human resistance, the Golden State Valkyries."
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
43 now… we’ll excuse that last free throw miss… seems like Arike has done enough.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike needs to buy a lottery ticket and a bunch of scratchers at Buc-ee’s when this shit is over.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arike Ogunbowale with a facemelting 3. 93-93. 4 seconds left.
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Face Melt
ALT: Face Melt
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt (R-MO) posterized… himself. Muahahahahahahaha
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YIKES
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Land of 10,000 Losses I see the Minnesota Lynx decided to yet again participate in the proud tradition of Minnesota sports teams colossally blowing it in the playoffs.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your read is the same as mine and I lived it.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤦🏻‍♂️
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“The ____ will rise again” should never be a joke I can make about a southern sports team
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s giving…
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time I hear Yaz Ryan’s name I think of the english synth pop duo. It’s a positive association.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am no lawyer, but forcing Chicago to complete their final 4+ games feels like a violation of the eighth amendment (both for the players and fans).
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One for Sorrow @thetalkingmagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Christ almighty this is awful, very brave of him to come forward. #NUFC
bbc.co.uk
Andy Carroll: Former England striker reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021
Former England striker Andy Carroll reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021, by a man who has subsequently been jailed for three years.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s what I’m trying to put out there!
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tara Rudd is playing like Emma Hayes texted her last Saturday and told her she wasn’t getting an October call up
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Next time Bea, we amputate.” — Lorne Donaldson, probably
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The GOAT
Goal from Trinity Rodman (Assist by Trinity Rodman)
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Direct hit! @roey.bsky.social is the Ukranian drone operator of WoSo bluesky posting. Precise, tactical, clever.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If there’s a cozy murder that happens in the second half… I’m in
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like were watching this Stars v Spirit game through the window of an 18th century British cottage
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Uno just played the 🚫 card on Sam Kerr
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HELL YEAH MORGAN WEAVER BET THAT FELT F*CKING GOOD
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dante’s Inferno: The Nine Circles of Hell.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gotta give it to Portland, they aren’t boring! (Derogatory)
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
See this is why I always imagine myself as Mario Balotelli. Obviously, I’m never personally disappointed in my performance… but do I have the vaguest sense that everyone around me wishes I’d fall down an empty elevator shaft? Yeah, maybe.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taylor Suarez: eight seconds, two touches, one banger
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Savy King to Maddie Dahlien (probably), “I was legally dead for 3 minutes, what’s your problem?!”
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big Game. Light crowd.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sucks to suck.
theguardian.com
All supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with Macklemore
Four openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only thing that sucks worse than Ed Sheeran’s music is Ed Sheeran’s understanding of the word “complicit.”
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
only a select few players deserve a perma green light… Dominik Szoboszlai is one of them. Absolute facemelter.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Join! Ask us questions!
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AP-3 @allprologue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
banda only making a million (plus) is insane, really bad actually
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me too. Why he decided to be a soccer manager and not a game show host is beyond me.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe the Portland Thorns should stop hiring guys named Rob to manage the club.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So Trin’s bf is gonna get crushed straight sets, isn’t he?
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Such a bummer that Ben Shelton isn’t there to support Trinity today. I know he’s got a little game or something later, but he plays tennis, which is not a serious sport and has nowhere near the global popularity of soccer.
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morgan @mortymo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You invited Ted Cruz onto College Game Day. What did you expect, Texas?
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Trevor Wojcik (He, Him) @trevorwojcik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ashley Sanchez says
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Bernie Mac Soul Men
Alt: Bernie Mac Soul Men
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DEAR GOD ASHLEY SANCHEZ THERE ARE CHILDREN IN ATTENDANCE
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 13/09/2026
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oregon… wtf!!! Now, I’m sitting in a pool, dissociating… how’s your Saturday going?
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*YEARS
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This Oregon team is gonna take a year off of my life.
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who says we’re a divided country!?
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