Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent ARIKE OGUNBOWALE back through time. Her mission: to destroy the leaders of the human resistance, the Golden State Valkyries." 040
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/10/202643 now… we’ll excuse that last free throw miss… seems like Arike has done enough. 010
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Arike needs to buy a lottery ticket and a bunch of scratchers at Buc-ee’s when this shit is over. 010
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Arike Ogunbowale with a facemelting 3. 93-93. 4 seconds left.static.klipy.comFace MeltALT: Face Melt 040
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt (R-MO) posterized… himself. Muahahahahahahaha 010
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Land of 10,000 Losses I see the Minnesota Lynx decided to yet again participate in the proud tradition of Minnesota sports teams colossally blowing it in the playoffs. 030
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your read is the same as mine and I lived it. 041
Reposted by Eric Mallory MorganRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all 171114125
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“The ____ will rise again” should never be a joke I can make about a southern sports team 120
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Every time I hear Yaz Ryan’s name I think of the english synth pop duo. It’s a positive association. 010
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am no lawyer, but forcing Chicago to complete their final 4+ games feels like a violation of the eighth amendment (both for the players and fans). 010
Reposted by Eric Mallory MorganOne for Sorrow @thetalkingmagpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Christ almighty this is awful, very brave of him to come forward. #NUFCbbc.co.ukAndy Carroll: Former England striker reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021Former England striker Andy Carroll reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021, by a man who has subsequently been jailed for three years. 431060209
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s what I’m trying to put out there! 010
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Tara Rudd is playing like Emma Hayes texted her last Saturday and told her she wasn’t getting an October call up 130
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Next time Bea, we amputate.” — Lorne Donaldson, probably 020
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Direct hit! @roey.bsky.social is the Ukranian drone operator of WoSo bluesky posting. Precise, tactical, clever. 2141
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If there’s a cozy murder that happens in the second half… I’m in 030
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I feel like were watching this Stars v Spirit game through the window of an 18th century British cottage 360
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Uno just played the 🚫 card on Sam Kerr 030
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026HELL YEAH MORGAN WEAVER BET THAT FELT F*CKING GOOD 060
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dante’s Inferno: The Nine Circles of Hell. 061
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gotta give it to Portland, they aren’t boring! (Derogatory) 040
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026See this is why I always imagine myself as Mario Balotelli. Obviously, I’m never personally disappointed in my performance… but do I have the vaguest sense that everyone around me wishes I’d fall down an empty elevator shaft? Yeah, maybe. 160
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Taylor Suarez: eight seconds, two touches, one banger 0141
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Savy King to Maddie Dahlien (probably), “I was legally dead for 3 minutes, what’s your problem?!” 060
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sucks to suck.theguardian.comAll supporting acts withdraw from Ed Sheeran’s tour in solidarity with MacklemoreFour openers and live band for Sheeran’s tour depart after removal of Macklemore over ‘free Palestine’ comments 030
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The only thing that sucks worse than Ed Sheeran’s music is Ed Sheeran’s understanding of the word “complicit.” 050
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026only a select few players deserve a perma green light… Dominik Szoboszlai is one of them. Absolute facemelter. 030
Reposted by Eric Mallory MorganAP-3 @allprologue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026banda only making a million (plus) is insane, really bad actually 1122
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026me too. Why he decided to be a soccer manager and not a game show host is beyond me. 020
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe the Portland Thorns should stop hiring guys named Rob to manage the club. 160
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So Trin’s bf is gonna get crushed straight sets, isn’t he? 060
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Such a bummer that Ben Shelton isn’t there to support Trinity today. I know he’s got a little game or something later, but he plays tennis, which is not a serious sport and has nowhere near the global popularity of soccer. 0130
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You invited Ted Cruz onto College Game Day. What did you expect, Texas? 041
Reposted by Eric Mallory MorganTrevor Wojcik (He, Him) @trevorwojcik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ashley Sanchez saysstatic.klipy.comBernie Mac Soul MenAlt: Bernie Mac Soul Men 041
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026DEAR GOD ASHLEY SANCHEZ THERE ARE CHILDREN IN ATTENDANCE 1230
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oregon… wtf!!! Now, I’m sitting in a pool, dissociating… how’s your Saturday going? 020
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This Oregon team is gonna take a year off of my life. 010
Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Who says we’re a divided country!? 060