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Eric Mallory Morgan

@ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social

840 followers 170 following 888 posts

Writer / Mediocre Outdoorsman Co-host of @xowngoals.com Mostly here to talk footy.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s giving…

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dante’s Inferno: The Nine Circles of Hell.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Big Game. Light crowd.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

only a select few players deserve a perma green light… Dominik Szoboszlai is one of them. Absolute facemelter.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m cackling at this shot map for so so many reasons

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Live look-in at the chip on Ashley Sanchez’s shoulder…

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

She’s unstoppable. Add .89 xG on 4 shots and 2 goals to these mega-impressive radars below. Ashley Sanchez MUST not only get a call up, but get meaningful minutes against Spain.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Thx FotMob

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A competent person does their job competently.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Swirls, noses, swirls, sips — it’s a vintage Sentnor

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hey @beinspor.bsky.social, that not the flag of Nigeria 🇳🇬… it’s Niger 🇳🇪

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The mistake was Jacobs which set me on a bad course toward KC… and possibly Weaver (but I couldn’t foresee what was ahead).

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Immortal… with one of the worst teams I’ve constructed. The lesson: luck matters. Road to 75 ⚽ NWSL · Max · 4-4-2 · Mike Norris 77 pts · 🏆 NWSL Championship · IMMORTAL 👑 🟩🟩🟩🟨🟥🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨 ⚽ Daly 18 🏅 Immortal · Record Breakers · Winning Machine 75points.americansocceranalysis.com

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Brutally addictive. Heartbreaking even when build a super team.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I Love A GK Assist Kudos to Casey Murphy!

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Hang it in the fuckin’ Louvre, Utah.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Finally caught up on Temwa Tuesday. I’m not surprised. Why would I be? She’s the best footballer on the planet.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ohhhhhhh hmmmmmmm

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

When you pick the wrong team…

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Argentina literally flatlining.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Yep

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Maybe the Republican Party really is a death cult…

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I thought Canada was probably gonna lose today but I didn’t think they’d lose by conceding two shots for .12 xG.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Nooooooooooo

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

In French: “meutre” In Swedish: “mord” In New Jersey: “gettin’ whacked”

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

You know what I go could for? Another stoppage time winner! (I can’t stomach another 30 mins of this sh*t!)

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The Battle of Bunker-boro.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If only we were so lucky… Paraguay can grind any game into submission — they only conceded 10 goals in 18 CONMEBOL qualifiers.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Japan, I’m worried.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

WHERE IS OUR BOY OWEN GOAL?!?!

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

A classic “fuck yo xG” from Elanga

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

🇸🇪 IKEA v 🇯🇵 Muji has been great so far. Very even.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Tunisia have been so bad that Hervé Renard is now only a 7.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I miss Diogo Jota

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

New Zealand desperately need the hydration break.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Alireza Beiranvand, who plays for the Iranian club, Tractor (logo below), just made the save of the tournament. I love the World Cup.

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I thought Ayase Ueda passed up two good opportunities in the name of a bad shot but then he hit the shit out of it soooo… what do I know?!

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

And @futi.live sees it as somehow WORSE for Tunisia

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Kid Rock body double

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Unlike Türkiye, Ecuador are unlucky but getting good looks…

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Hey Türkiye, this is what effective shooting looks like…

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Sweden, It’s almost like the Tunisian GK gifting you 3 goals doesn’t actually make you a good team…