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Eli

@erfy.bsky.social
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Gay🫡, antitrust and consumer protection lawyer. Anti-Zionist Jew 🍉🇵🇸

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR: DOJ DID ALL OF THIS TO TRY AND STOP PAYMENTS TO PEOPLE UNDER AN ANTI-HUNGER PROGRAM.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Cool coool. Are we now going to build on “Kavanaugh Stops” to get a “Kavanaugh Starvation” opinion? Just brainstorming, maybe we can call it a “Kavanaugh Let Them Eat Ballroom.”
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Hey that’s really unfortunate your financial solvency depends on your ability to thrust economic instability on others, but then maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to own someone else’s home. Idk!! Give it to the government for safekeeping. Like a little treat
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If Zohran makes it through the general (which is hardly guaranteed!), it’s crazy how important his mayorship becomes to the revival of the American left. We have a chance to prove we can govern the most important city in the country. What a fucking opportunity.
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 23/06/2025
sorry I can't get over how cynical this is. dude *just* voted for a bill that was pushed by the crypto lobby and left out any protections against Trump's corruption. *now* he's claiming to address the issue with a bill that will never pass? this is galling even by modern Dem standards
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
DC, who is our Zohran Mamdani going to be? Marx’s Capital Volume 3 is explicit that socialism means we deserve a young hot mayor too
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s so beautiful to see men who are sexual predators support other men … who are also sexual predators. Solidarity is alive and well! Inspiring
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Really feel like the NYC mayor’s race shows that there is no such thing as a progressive establishment, and there is, in fact, an anti-progressive establishment that runs all the way from Murdoch to Clinton
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This an absolute insane and irresponsible way to frame a military crackdown on the freedom to protest.
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As Immigration Protests Grip California, Democrats Enter Risky Political Terrain
Scenes of unrest in Southern California, stoked by President Trump as he tries to deport more immigrants, have left Democratic leaders worried the confrontation elevates a losing issue for the party.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is so cool
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I am supposed to fly to Berlin in 2 weeks, but I think ill drive to Toronto first before getting anywhere near a plane …
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Lmao, lol even
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The US was a fun little experiment while it lasted, but its time to wrap it up! I blame the Yassifaction face filters for where we are .
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“centralizing [data] within Nova adds a crucial layer of transparency and accountability, so our democratically-elected governing bodies can ensure it is used in accordance with the law” lol, No YOU don’t get it. Freedom is the cops knowing where you are at all times!! Flock is protecting us!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
It’s really cool that being a high profile Democrat, future president hopeful, means that you have no values beyond parroting what your consultants tell you to say.
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Newsom Proposes Scaling Back Health Care for Undocumented Immigrants in California
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Zoe Baker @anarchozoe.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This quote is the absolute core of my politics. Source: Errico Malatesta, Life and Ideas (PM Press, 2015), p17.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Every time you ask it a question, it steals all the water from a small California town and starts a little fire, as a treat.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"The group, which seeks...damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals." do you have a moment to discuss the Good News of dialectical materialism? www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
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UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reaction to CEO's killing
The group of investors alleged the company misled them by not adjusting its forecast after Brian Thompson was killed.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Lol? Lmao??
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
One of the big projects of my life has been convincing my lib-maxed parents that Thomas Friedman is actually a fucking moron.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
evil. nasty. hope it’s hell waking up as you
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When we emerge from *this moment* there must be dramatic consequences for every person responsible for this and for anyone else similarly treated. And our condemnation of them should be so well broadcasted that even children know them as examples of the most heinous antisocial conduct possible.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
One of the most vile things I’ve read. This directly traces to Big Law Firms and universities folding without any fight which has taught these absolute loser ghouls that they can get the sad regressive world they want by simply threatening lawsuits they could never win. A bunch of fucking wimps!!!
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Veena Dubal @veenadubal.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Destroying our universities & colleges through funding cuts & repression of speech doesn’t just undermine democracy, it kills it. It shatters possibilities of economic mobility for generations to come. It crushes dreams, suffocates freedom. Everything is at stake.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Can someone provide a Ruth Wilson Gilmore-esque geography of Arizona that explains why it continues to produce horrible senators after its slay queen girl boss?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Incredible (in like a really really evil way) that DoorDash and Klarna are re-inventing the payday loan by targeting peoples hunger.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I think I could find some recently fired federal auditors who are looking for a passion project.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
But it’s all okay!! @schumer.senate.gov says we aren’t in a crisis yet. I feel so relieved!!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
They’re roasting you in the replies, bestie
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Primary @schumer.senate.gov.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
It’s so cool that Democrats are the biggest fucking wimps to ever exist. The political will of those blow up dolls that you keep hitting and they keep coming back (derogatory) regardless. @schumer.senate.gov
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Trying to understand what school’s think the pedagogical value is to bots like this instead of just assigning the book??? No need for creative thinking anymore or extrapolation! Just ask your friend, the Anne Frank Chatbot, what it thinks (and its apparently that the Nazi’s aren’t to blame 🤷🏻‍♂️)
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Good morning, Sunday morning, from me and my son who is famously 23 pounds (weighed this morning).
Reading on the couch with a very large orange and white cat.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Living under authoritarianism. Save me, Trump DOJ from woke gyms, save me…
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Anyone else celebrating “Take Your Boyfriend to Westchester” day?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Has anyone written about how/why Dem’s pivot to serving corporate interests in turn made them relate to Republicans by being the actual biggest weakest losers of all time?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Democrat Party consultants/strategists are sweatily working overtime right now to figure out how to convince everyday folks on Linkedin that private healthcare killing you is necessary to stand up to Trump.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Babe, wake up. They’re murdering the DNC in the comments.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 04/12/2024
Is the CEO currently in a bunker?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Listening to US v. Skrmetti , Sotomayor does such a great job of clearing laying out (like she does in so many other cases) the ACTUAL effects of this case in the lives trans youth, she highlights high risks of suicide, drug, use, etc.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Iconic
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sorry, dad, but Karl Marx said I should go into credit card debt to get last minute tickets to Oh, Mary!!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Explaining to my farm raised, duck hunter boyfriend that when society collapses he will need to protect my convulsing body with his shotgun as I go through Lexapro withdrawals. Romance is alive and well!!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Calling my lawyer from jail: I only have a minute so listen carefully. I need you to log on to my account and post "Conversations used to hit different on these" and a pic of a rotary phone
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Just arrived at the airport on this incredible day to travel. Pray for my skin creams, salves, and tinctures.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
No but for real this place is cooking now
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