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Eli

@erfy.bsky.social
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Gay🫡, antitrust and consumer protection lawyer. Anti-Zionist Jew 🍉🇵🇸

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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Also “her” voice sounds bad? Like the big belting moments have a horrible metallic tinging
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Also people were sanitizing slavery WHILE it was happening, long before his “professional left” boogeyman existed so what exactly is he explaining here?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Lol at “understanding slavery not serving a political faction,” like no girlie, i think it serves the anti-slavery political faction. Hope that helps!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
What was your fav no spend creative activity?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Crazy that the Catholic Church is calling for something that Chuck Schumer and other Dem leaders think is too extreme. What does a boy need to do to get real opposition party leaders 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR: DOJ DID ALL OF THIS TO TRY AND STOP PAYMENTS TO PEOPLE UNDER AN ANTI-HUNGER PROGRAM.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Cool coool. Are we now going to build on “Kavanaugh Stops” to get a “Kavanaugh Starvation” opinion? Just brainstorming, maybe we can call it a “Kavanaugh Let Them Eat Ballroom.”
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
🫡🫡🫡
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Hey that’s really unfortunate your financial solvency depends on your ability to thrust economic instability on others, but then maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to own someone else’s home. Idk!! Give it to the government for safekeeping. Like a little treat
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I fear this is going to be a phrase that I say over and over and over again this year. It’s just … too perfect
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If Zohran makes it through the general (which is hardly guaranteed!), it’s crazy how important his mayorship becomes to the revival of the American left. We have a chance to prove we can govern the most important city in the country. What a fucking opportunity.
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 23/06/2025
sorry I can't get over how cynical this is. dude *just* voted for a bill that was pushed by the crypto lobby and left out any protections against Trump's corruption. *now* he's claiming to address the issue with a bill that will never pass? this is galling even by modern Dem standards
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
DC, who is our Zohran Mamdani going to be? Marx’s Capital Volume 3 is explicit that socialism means we deserve a young hot mayor too
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s so beautiful to see men who are sexual predators support other men … who are also sexual predators. Solidarity is alive and well! Inspiring
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Really feel like the NYC mayor’s race shows that there is no such thing as a progressive establishment, and there is, in fact, an anti-progressive establishment that runs all the way from Murdoch to Clinton
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This an absolute insane and irresponsible way to frame a military crackdown on the freedom to protest.
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As Immigration Protests Grip California, Democrats Enter Risky Political Terrain
Scenes of unrest in Southern California, stoked by President Trump as he tries to deport more immigrants, have left Democratic leaders worried the confrontation elevates a losing issue for the party.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This is so cool
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Carmen’s roommate Hailee is one of my favorite tv show characters ever
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Surprised he doesn’t have any race science for India.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Ah yes, this makes perfect sense under the First and Second Banks of the United States Clause in the Constitution.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
covid threw into high relief how many working class people are absolutely necessary to keeping society functional, and rather than that sparking a renewed commitment to an economy that rewards such workers, we've seen an elite backlash against even modest increases in their market power
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I am supposed to fly to Berlin in 2 weeks, but I think ill drive to Toronto first before getting anywhere near a plane …
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Lmao, lol even
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If you work on producing this show, you deserve to have a miserable life!! Sorry, I don’t make the rules!!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The US was a fun little experiment while it lasted, but its time to wrap it up! I blame the Yassifaction face filters for where we are .
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Also, surely if Flock is all about “transparency” “accountability” and “democra[cy] , it will accept any democratic attempt to ban this shit out of existence?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
“centralizing [data] within Nova adds a crucial layer of transparency and accountability, so our democratically-elected governing bodies can ensure it is used in accordance with the law” lol, No YOU don’t get it. Freedom is the cops knowing where you are at all times!! Flock is protecting us!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If you want to be a Republican then be one!! Be free!! Fuck, what does a boy need to do to have an ACTUAL opposition party?!?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
It’s really cool that being a high profile Democrat, future president hopeful, means that you have no values beyond parroting what your consultants tell you to say.
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Newsom Proposes Scaling Back Health Care for Undocumented Immigrants in California
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Zoe Baker @anarchozoe.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This quote is the absolute core of my politics. Source: Errico Malatesta, Life and Ideas (PM Press, 2015), p17.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Every time you ask it a question, it steals all the water from a small California town and starts a little fire, as a treat.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"The group, which seeks...damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals." do you have a moment to discuss the Good News of dialectical materialism? www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
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UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reaction to CEO's killing
The group of investors alleged the company misled them by not adjusting its forecast after Brian Thompson was killed.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Lol? Lmao??
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
One of the big projects of my life has been convincing my lib-maxed parents that Thomas Friedman is actually a fucking moron.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
evil. nasty. hope it’s hell waking up as you
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
They’re roasting you in the replies, girlie
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When we emerge from *this moment* there must be dramatic consequences for every person responsible for this and for anyone else similarly treated. And our condemnation of them should be so well broadcasted that even children know them as examples of the most heinous antisocial conduct possible.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
How do any of the plaintiffs have standing? What’s the injury? Oh you didn’t get to have a few miserable weeks every semester where you had to Bluebook hundreds of citations??? Grow up!!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
and you know what?? If getting on law review literally required me to walk up to a smiling straight white boy and snatch it out of his dumb little hands, i’d do that too!! FASORP can fuck off!! I hope everyone involved in bringing this litigation, lawyers and plaintiffs, have miserable lives!!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I was on Law Review and I wrote my essay about being a sad little gay boy that found shelter in words and writing and the possible worlds they create. And I’d do it again!!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
One of the most vile things I’ve read. This directly traces to Big Law Firms and universities folding without any fight which has taught these absolute loser ghouls that they can get the sad regressive world they want by simply threatening lawsuits they could never win. A bunch of fucking wimps!!!
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Veena Dubal @veenadubal.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Destroying our universities & colleges through funding cuts & repression of speech doesn’t just undermine democracy, it kills it. It shatters possibilities of economic mobility for generations to come. It crushes dreams, suffocates freedom. Everything is at stake.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Should also say if you generally believe in deportation, you should be screamed out of running for office, but like , democrats, amiright girlies??
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
It’s not a trap unless you agree with the premise of deportation without due process! And if you do agree with that premise, then you should be screamed out of any attempt to run for office again!!
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Can someone provide a Ruth Wilson Gilmore-esque geography of Arizona that explains why it continues to produce horrible senators after its slay queen girl boss?
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
The man who put cars together with glue wants to be careful.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Incredible (in like a really really evil way) that DoorDash and Klarna are re-inventing the payday loan by targeting peoples hunger.
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Eli @erfy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I think I could find some recently fired federal auditors who are looking for a passion project.
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