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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

recognizing the husband from Kevin Can Fuck Himself (some of the boldest and most viscerally upsetting television I've ever watched) in Nathan Fielder's The Curse instantly tripled the latent horror factor

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

never smoke, basically. never ever ever smoke. fuck whatever sophisticate-libertarian-nihilist-I-don't-know-what aesthetic that's trying to bring it back

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

not like there's such thing as a good cancer, but the statistics for small-cell lung cancer are brutal. even newly available treatments (available to whom? where? with what insurance?) talk about buying time in months, not years

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've been grossed out by the casual resurgence of smoking in Hollywood and polite society more broadly, but now as a brand-new member of the Loved Ones with SCLC Club I'm gonna be extra self-righteous

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

in Gettysburg and reminded of how much I hate "Confederate Avenue." each CSA state should have gotten a plaque for the numbers of their dead and that's it, no giant memorials. if you're so sad about losing so many "honored sons" you shouldn't have lost them. skill issue

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

she really said "if you're taking me to the hospital I'm taking you with me"

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

tomorrow we are taking our first short vacation in a while. naturally our girlcat took the opportunity to break her canine tooth, then scratch the doctor and my husband so badly that he's at UC for antibiotics pics unrelated of a beautiful girl who has never done anything wrong

A black tuxedo cat lying with her chin on the bed like some long-suffering creature and not a spoiled princess

A black tuxedo cat sitting up nicely. She is beautiful and perfect.

A black tuxedo cat in a cloud bed sucking up a the available light.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

one underrated part of Reacher is how the women he sleeps with never swoon or cling or get obsessed, they're totally self-determined babes with their own lives to live who want a quick lay. like "I want sex, that was great. bye"

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

somebody doesn't have an NTK (Nose-to-Knee)

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"My Grumpy Billionaire Secret" is a Gravity Falls gag

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

quintuple their staff, make recommendations enforceable, and make an entire separate office if lawyers backed by Congress to ensure agencies comply with audits and data requests

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

- reading is seen as less "frivolous" and meant to be a domain for Serious People (read: men) - people would rather praise hundreds of names that make a movie rather than one woman, and movies more often center a man's POV - derision of women reading romance stories goes back hundreds of years

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

speaking as a civil servant usa.gov needs to adopt this as a slogan immediately

america.gov sounding like a clerk on ketamine: and the republic said I see you

and the republic said you have filed the game well

and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov

and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid

and the republic said you are the daylight

and the republic said you are the night, and the office is closed, please try again during business hours

and the republic said the darkness you fight is within you, and also a missing wet signature

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a true friend is one who will look at the dress you're considering for an afternoon tea and instantly respond with "it's giving Republican real estate agent"

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wouldn't buy something you don't need, but having reading glasses everywhere has eliminated the problem of "wait where are they" and has ensured zero interruption between wanting to read/write/sew and actually doing it

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

yes, I got color-coded frames and cases and adore them!

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

aging protip: get a big set (6-8) of cheap reading glasses and put one pair in every room of the house

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yea. We got one of these once; I would not admit how fast we finished it if you held me at gunpoint

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Americans was better than Breaking Bad and Succession by a long shot, not having it in the top 10 is crazy

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm betting the documents will definitely *not *be Smith's "Companies colluding to raise prices is the real problem" or "Excess profits are the real problem" or "you have to pay your workers a living wage" from Wealth or "admiring rich people is in fact a moral failing" from Moral Sentiment.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

the only thing worse than "the silence of your submarines" is that said silence is apparently supposed to be "shown", somehow

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

seconding Jailbreak, have been pleasantly surprised by almost all their stuff (including barleywine)

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

him calling the rationalist sex cultists "AI Safety" people was a bit of a tell

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the fine arts crowd wanted nothing to do with him; in 2017 multiple performers threatened to drop out of the Kennedy Center Honors if he showed up (he didn't). I think he's hated and resented them since, and the total failure to attract MAGA to the venue makes him hate it more

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

a few years ago I contacted a smallish business about restocking an item, and a day later received a helpful email from a sales associate. today I sent a similar email to that same business and received two separate AI-generated responses asking me to click a button that does not exist

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

one once flagged down a bus so it didn't take off without me. I mean thanks I guess but I'd rather miss the bus than live under occupation for $3 million a day

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love Henri Lefebvre even despite the occasional reminder that he barely considers women to be people

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

husband works at an AI company and he's watching people he once respected type prompts into ChatGPT in response to his questions. like in meetings or 1-on-1 conversations. "yeah good question, let's see what ChatGPT thinks." he's this close to going off the grid

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

even as a child I was deeply put off by the hero being a kid with a super special destiny, fabulously wealthy but doesn't give it to his poor friends, and also is instantly the school's star athlete. had red flags long before it got to the "elves WANT to be slaves" bit

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

sunscreen and tretinoin are your best friends; make sure the dishwasher is empty before you have a party or guests over; if your first response to rudeness/unkindness is something gracious many people will do a 180 and be kind in turn; there are no gold stars for staying in situations that hurt you

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

all cats are beautiful of course, ahem, but for real have you seen my cats???

A black tuxedo cat on a blue bed. She is all black except for a white bib, and she's wearing a collar with her name in rhinestones. She has one paw lifted daintily.

A gray and white tuxedo cat on a gray carpet. He is staring at you with beautiful soulful eyes like his sisters'. This is my Caturday gift to you.

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

there's a guy on the neighbor's stoop going absolutely ham on an electric guitar, he's got an amp and backing track and everything. you'll never get me to give up on this country

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

never seen lightning this persistent. once or twice, sure, but it's been a solid ten minutes like somebody's fiddling with a strobe light

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

we're living in the version of the US that Trump wishes he could inflict on the rest of the country

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

my dad is a classic "America's the best country in the world"-kinda guy who thinks immigrants are proof of how great America is (and he's very big on the Christian welcome-the-stranger bit) and his opinions on ICE and Stephen Miller are [REDACTED FOR REMARKABLE CREATIVITY]

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

my dad is an 80-year-old soft-spoken WSJ-reading Christian and this past weekend he was saying things about Stephen Miller and ICE that I wouldn't even say as a joke

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

me: middle age is awesome. I don't care what society or colleagues or random men think. I am fully actualized and satisfied with myself also me: I need the Labcorp receptionist to approve of me. I can't let her down

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

NE DC/Rosedale and Kingman Park friends - looks like a pretty serious fire at the Pentacle apartment complex

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

the Basement Yard guys have always been a good example of bro-coded positive masculinity but now in their mid-30s they're crushing it. content like "what makes a good spray bottle" and "jam jars: glass or plastic". we must protect them at all costs

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Noah Shemper from Hattiesburg is a Tennessee Williams character

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Roz Chast's graphic novel/memoir about her aging parents is maybe the funniest book to make you cry your eyes out

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

all the best wishes for Bela and family!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026

This may be the most Bluesky that Bluesky has been since the invite days

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1. Debate over "spreadsheet people" comment

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

friend in Australia was talking about discussing Trump with her fellow Australian friends, and how his money and connections means he can't be removed from power, and when I explained that Congress actually has the power to remove him and could do so at any time we experienced a mutual dying inside

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

a solid year of being occupied, mocked, trashed, lied about, and provoked; having our neighbors taken violently from their homes; losing access to our streets and our parks and even our communities more broadly---it makes you feel a certain kind of way!

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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

as a resident of DC, I want statehood, but I also very much want revenge

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