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May the cat eat him, and may the cat be eaten by the devil.

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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 15h
Now praying for a spinoff comic where rona sits down to watch andor after much pushing and bribery from noel. Except when she opens Disney+ to stream, it autoplays the "new, holiday Andor special!" and the cold open is "guest starring Ray Park as..." before the strip cuts back to a comatose Rona
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The center right does not exist
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll say it. Swan Boy earned the right.
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a writer who loves writing accents that dip into the truly unintelligbly accurate, branson is unmatched (also please let rona have a shag she deserves it even if it makes her throw up and convulse in anxiety for the following 92 hours)
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1. Same, Rona, me too 2. Somehow, Rona feels less equipped to babysit Sebastian than Swan Boy
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Name one thing you should do. I'll start Die
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every single fucking day it's 2016 all over again except you people never fucking learn a goddamn thing
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dear god 11 of the last 13 commercials on hbo max have been for the same product I am crashing out
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Avon Barksdale would have fucking loved Moby Dick
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy fuck lanterns is good lmao
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dear god, Derek van Kerker is going to stitch Milligan and French together like Amy and Fry in Futurama isn't he
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me thinking to myself about how every customer ive seen today at work should not be allowed out on holidays
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Crash Bandicoot Dance
ALT: Crash Bandicoot Dance
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Noel instantly upgraded to not just GOAT Swan Boy character but perhaps GOAT character in fiction
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sebastian's lawyer in approximately 11 comics: your honor, I submit to the court that my client is...just a little guy. and it was his birthday, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. he's a little birthday boy. you wouldn't convict a...little birthday boy, right?
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am 50 years younger but id trade my life for tim curry's in a heartbeat tbh
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guy who misunderstands "magnum opus" upon completing his life's grand work: Ah finally, it's finished...my Magnum Of Piss...
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We're all going to look like fools when noel and meth ARE being held hostage and only sevastian's hyperspecific roblox rp knowledge can save everybody
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
C3PO isn't real and neither are your AI hallucinations. It's not conscious, it doesn't learn. It's a conglomeration of stolen work and ideas from real humans. You think you're a philosopher breaking the bounds of sapience beyond humanity. You're a chump who needs AI because you lack real capability
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Miss me at the orgy, I'm on my way to the
Black text on white background that simply reads: NUT CARNIVAL
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Assassinating the CEO of a crooked as fuck Healthcare company isn't comparable. It's way cooler
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Beths after earning their first brand sponsorship: when I die I'll die a liquid death
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'll say it. It'd be cool if this person died.
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh fuck no not my 30k pound of beef lunch! what am i to do, starve?
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First ever snecko eye run was an a10 victory slay the spire 2 is the greatest video game on earth
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Based gooner herman melville
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oppenheimer over Strangelove and Dunkirk over Paths of Glory, the list is straight delusion
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me pretty much every post ive thought of for the last 9 years: hmmm maybe I shouldn't do this
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hi, yeah can I get uhhh 1 large McNic?... Wintergreen, please... Oh, uh, Sprite... Yeah can I also get uhhhhhm 1 McBullet? ... Yeah the one where you shoot me in the head. ... Caliber?... Uhhh, .44?... Window 2? Great, thank you.
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh fuck oh no oh shit our tax dollars may go to feeding the poor and not to fucking ourselves over in Iran!! What the fuck this sucks oh no! Those damn socialists!!!!
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What the fuck are we doing here shut the FUCK UP with commie trump shit you losers
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It rules having no reason to get out of bed every morning
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"I think we should break up"
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Noel wasn't trying to ruin the date he just thought he had to be a major asshole to bag a baddie. Turns out he lucked into someone supremely patient
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Everybody is rightfully clowning this in every aspect but...it's out on Thanksgiving???
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Beckett Mariner & Brad Boimler: Ah, Good For Them
ALT: Beckett Mariner & Brad Boimler: Ah, Good For Them
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Got unironically "the customer is always right"d by the first person I saw covering 1/4 shift for my coworker. This is a hell of our own creation
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Noel does not deserve to live
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Let them do drugs just look the other fucking way, narc
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sharkboy and lava girl was the first time i realized a movie could be bad The actual answer is Rise of Skywalker
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Locking tf in the second I recognize young Martin sheen in a columbo ep
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
yeah i could be disastrously miserable about the state of my life. or, i could watch columbo
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
John lottery
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Shitto, Sleazebaggano, et. al
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Joi de vivre is this anything
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cassie agrees to style her hair like this for swan boy only for them to discover it comes out looking more marge simpson. Swan boy is even hornier about that somehow
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One day I hope to be as happy as Swan boy happening across a jester hat
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