Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 15hNow praying for a spinoff comic where rona sits down to watch andor after much pushing and bribery from noel. Except when she opens Disney+ to stream, it autoplays the "new, holiday Andor special!" and the cold open is "guest starring Ray Park as..." before the strip cuts back to a comatose Rona 010
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As a writer who loves writing accents that dip into the truly unintelligbly accurate, branson is unmatched (also please let rona have a shag she deserves it even if it makes her throw up and convulse in anxiety for the following 92 hours) 0441
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/09/20261. Same, Rona, me too 2. Somehow, Rona feels less equipped to babysit Sebastian than Swan Boy 040
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every single fucking day it's 2016 all over again except you people never fucking learn a goddamn thing 030
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Dear god 11 of the last 13 commercials on hbo max have been for the same product I am crashing out 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Dear god, Derek van Kerker is going to stitch Milligan and French together like Amy and Fry in Futurama isn't he 030
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me thinking to myself about how every customer ive seen today at work should not be allowed out on holidays 011
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comCrash Bandicoot DanceALT: Crash Bandicoot Dance 121
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Noel instantly upgraded to not just GOAT Swan Boy character but perhaps GOAT character in fiction 031
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sebastian's lawyer in approximately 11 comics: your honor, I submit to the court that my client is...just a little guy. and it was his birthday, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. he's a little birthday boy. you wouldn't convict a...little birthday boy, right? 2557
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am 50 years younger but id trade my life for tim curry's in a heartbeat tbh 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Guy who misunderstands "magnum opus" upon completing his life's grand work: Ah finally, it's finished...my Magnum Of Piss... 110
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We're all going to look like fools when noel and meth ARE being held hostage and only sevastian's hyperspecific roblox rp knowledge can save everybody 020
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026C3PO isn't real and neither are your AI hallucinations. It's not conscious, it doesn't learn. It's a conglomeration of stolen work and ideas from real humans. You think you're a philosopher breaking the bounds of sapience beyond humanity. You're a chump who needs AI because you lack real capability 010
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Assassinating the CEO of a crooked as fuck Healthcare company isn't comparable. It's way cooler 060
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The Beths after earning their first brand sponsorship: when I die I'll die a liquid death 000
Reposted by Cumpdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160223697
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Oh fuck no not my 30k pound of beef lunch! what am i to do, starve? 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026First ever snecko eye run was an a10 victory slay the spire 2 is the greatest video game on earth 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Oppenheimer over Strangelove and Dunkirk over Paths of Glory, the list is straight delusion 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Me pretty much every post ive thought of for the last 9 years: hmmm maybe I shouldn't do this 010
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hi, yeah can I get uhhh 1 large McNic?... Wintergreen, please... Oh, uh, Sprite... Yeah can I also get uhhhhhm 1 McBullet? ... Yeah the one where you shoot me in the head. ... Caliber?... Uhhh, .44?... Window 2? Great, thank you. 1101
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh fuck oh no oh shit our tax dollars may go to feeding the poor and not to fucking ourselves over in Iran!! What the fuck this sucks oh no! Those damn socialists!!!! 030
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026What the fuck are we doing here shut the FUCK UP with commie trump shit you losers 010
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It rules having no reason to get out of bed every morning 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Noel wasn't trying to ruin the date he just thought he had to be a major asshole to bag a baddie. Turns out he lucked into someone supremely patient 020
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Everybody is rightfully clowning this in every aspect but...it's out on Thanksgiving??? 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comBeckett Mariner & Brad Boimler: Ah, Good For ThemALT: Beckett Mariner & Brad Boimler: Ah, Good For Them 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Got unironically "the customer is always right"d by the first person I saw covering 1/4 shift for my coworker. This is a hell of our own creation 010
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Let them do drugs just look the other fucking way, narc 050
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Sharkboy and lava girl was the first time i realized a movie could be bad The actual answer is Rise of Skywalker 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Locking tf in the second I recognize young Martin sheen in a columbo ep 000
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026yeah i could be disastrously miserable about the state of my life. or, i could watch columbo 010
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Cassie agrees to style her hair like this for swan boy only for them to discover it comes out looking more marge simpson. Swan boy is even hornier about that somehow 130
Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026One day I hope to be as happy as Swan boy happening across a jester hat 010