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May the cat eat him, and may the cat be eaten by the devil.

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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also shout out to seeing the Boss -> Titus connect i been saying it for years. Idk how many NJ -> MA transplants there are but The Monitor is for us, specifically
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Im all over the place 😭 besides my #1 these could be in any order and id be fine with it
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Miss me at the orgy, I'm on my way to the
Black text on white background that simply reads: NUT CARNIVAL
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My black and white cat bodie lounging the fuck out, eyes half closedBodie chilling on a day bed, eyes closed trying to ignore the human taking his picture
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My black and white cat with a bowlcut Bodie standing in my house with a look mixing thoughtless contemplation with aggravation
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Sir you are lounging why do you look so freaking mad
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
me to the enthusiastic homie commune:
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Bowl cut cat owners rise up
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Fathers Garcia and John from one of the endings of Faith Chapter 3. They're speaking outside of John's car by the side of the road. Father Garcia holds a shotgun and smokes a cigarette, saying. "...I'm going to war with the unspeakable." John sits, holding his head in his hands in horror of what he's witnessed and done.
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Just got here and all the fish are telling me they sucked you off
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Who let blud cook
Lyrics from the titus andronicus song "still life with hot deuce on a silver platter" of their album "local business." The lyrics go:
"But what of the classic contest
Content versus Context?
They have a fight -
Context wins
Con men contact Content's next of kin
Saying “I'm looking for your least-feminine lesbian
We're gonna pump her so full of bovine estrogen
She won't be masculine, I'm high on mescaline
But no one knows, cause I shit on some Mexicans”
Hot deuce!"
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
I'm always so happy to share my cat but I haven't posted much on bsky so here's bodie my sweet boy
Bodie my sweet lil black and white cat lays on his back, belly exposed and eyes closed. He's on a brown couch beside my leg in blue sweatpants with a switch controller in my lap.
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
I'm posting from here btw
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Cump @enviousworm.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
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