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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀

@entrylvlnut.bsky.social
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Navy veteran | She/Her/Hers | Anti-Zionist Jew | I have a pornstars body and an IRS agent's sense of humor. My goal here is to titillate and amuse. | No PFP = Block

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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I made @turnintoabat.bsky.social some interview fuel! A BLT on sourdough, toasted in a pan with butter on one side of the bread, with pesto mayo, thick cut bacon, and salted tomatos
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Laura Loomer?
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If I were non-binary my pronouns would be thee/thy
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
He's the perfect politician. I don't want exciting politics. I want the boring kind that keeps the lights on, the grocery store stocked, and our civil rights intact. I wish our president was boring. If I know anything about a politician other than their policies that's a problem
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
All I hear is Bussy this, and Bussy that. Why is everyone so obsessed with Gary Bussy lately?
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
When cis people wander into a trans house party
A cartoon shows a woman in a historical dress exclaiming, "Eep! Noble eunuch, help! There is a rat!" A black cat sitting nearby responds, "But he is banging out the tunes my liege." The rat is playing a colorful xylophone, hitting it with enthusiasm.
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey, look, I found a candy just for you guys
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REVY @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/04/2025
Trans history of the term Dolls 🏳️‍⚧️
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Old enough to die at 18 (or, ironically, at 17 with a parent's permission) but not old enough to receive gender affirming care. Jack asses
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Well @maegodhavemercy.com , looks like you won this one
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I train like that...
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is it bad if you're taking a PFT for asthma and the line of the graph never gets above 5? Asking for a friend
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I feel like the fact that the trump administration proposed a maximum 10 years of veteran disability benefits, and no retirement benefits while recieving disability got kind of swept under the rug
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Is this what Vance used to kill the Pope?
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Enjoying the nice weather and a hand rolled tobacco cigarette
Jackie in a bikiniJackie in a bikini smoking a cigarette
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
You say you're in a T4T relationship? Okay, which one of these two are you?
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Wait, is Goofy Appalachian? Is he the Flatwoods monster?
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Mm, Shaqalicious
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
One of the best moments of my life was when I was arguing with a conservative co-worker and I was looking up actual statistics, and he was going, "I just don't feel like the numbers are really that low," and referencing a Ben Shapiro video with no actual facts and I leaned in really close and said
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I am waiting for a response from my professor to an email I sent, which may or may not result in me failing the class. At this point all I want is a response, I don't care what the response is
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
From the minds of "werewolves are magical AIDS infected child predators" and "the only canonically gay character got his little sister killed during a fight with his evil twink boyfriend"
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I'm writing a paper on substance use disorders within the trans community, with a large part devoted to risk factors. I've managed not to cry (much) so far, but I probably will when I'm done
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I need it! I have to have sex on this pool table
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I think one of the most compelling statistics supporting the legitimacy of trans identity is the fact that the 0.5% of the population statistic is consistent across all racial identities within a statistically acceptable margin of error. It's just something inherent to being human
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I dunno about any of this, but I will say that alcohol is the only substance where the withdrawal can kill you. If you are a heavy drinker and trying to quit drinking you basically have to be weaned off. No other drug has that risk
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My elderly dog has learned how to turn on the electric blanket we keep on the couch
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
When your dog gets big enough he's just this guy who lives in your house
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Can we stop pretending there is a difference between a hate crime and terrorism?
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It always boggles my mind that I, a journalist, am expressly forbidden from trading stocks, but members of Congress, with vastly greater knowledge of market-moving news, are allowed to profit by front-running markets, and so may profit by in essence stealing from the public they represent.
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wait...are pro-wrestlers just theater nerds who wandered into the weight room instead of the stage in high school?
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hey, what does this sound like? I don't know, but we'll find out in a few months
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
There was a period in the late nineties, early two thousands, when Disney got real Jewy. I think they did it to compete with Bluth cartoons but I really enjoyed them
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
These titties so big they're giving me asthma
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What my son said: there's a domestic breed of fox but it makes horrible noise What I heard: there's a domestic freedom box, but it makes horrible noise. I thought he was making some sort absurdist political commentary and was amazed by how advanced it was
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
When you think about it, all men have a perpetual creampie
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I just watched a woman get into a slow speed pursuit with a cop and she got away. She just refused to pull over and they gave up. I've never seen something so amazing in my life
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BlackJew 🏳️‍⚧️ @blackjew.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I have been saying this since the election. People say, we can't say they are bad people. I always think people are more than the worst thing they have done. But we need to say clearly, voting Republican now is about hatred. We are asking people into their better angels.
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I am trying to make it so my son can play minecraft with me, which I think should be a pretty simple process since I am the family group administrator, but apparently microsoft disagrees
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Elon Musk could do anything he wants. So why is he doing this? Everyone hates him! He could literally have bought a tropical island where he literally hunts people for sport, and as long as he just minded his own business he would be less hated than he is now
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
At the gym. I hate it and I love it
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
An infographic for protest safety, broken up to allow for alt text
A graphic about protest safety do and do nots

•  Do wear impact resistant goggles with ANSI rating of Z87 or Z87+.
•  Do not wear swim goggles. The lens are not ANSI rated and the rim can fracture your orbital socket and potentially damage your eyes.

•  Do shave the night before if possible.
•  Do not wear a bandana under your mask. It can interfere with the seal. Do not wear makeup or excessive amounts of lotion or shave the same day.

•  Do leave any items that could be considered weapons at home, including laser pointers, mace, or other self-defense items.
•  Do not use laser pointers to disrupt aircraft. You can receive federal charges for this, and it can be considered assault on the operator.

•  Bicycle/skateboard helmets are widely available and can protect against impact to the back and sides of the head as well.
•  Hard hats can fall off and can be difficult to acquire.

•  Do kick the canisters away or place a traffic cone over top and pour water over the canister.
•  Do not pick up tear gas cannisters.

•  Do keep a personal first-aid kit wear it is easy to find and identify.
•  Do not use your personal first aid kit on others. You are not a medic.

•  Plastic bottles are cheap, easy to find, and if they have sports caps are easy to use for rinsing eyes.
•  Insulated steal bottles can be considered weapons.Three examples of PPE for eyes and respiration. All available at hardware stores, amazon, or the 3m website

1. 3M Chemical Splash Clear Lenses
(ANSI Z87+1-2003)
2. 3M P100 Household Respirator (Uses N95 Filters)
3. 3M™ Full Facepiece Reusable Respirator 6900 
(ANSI Z87.1-2010)•  Do not attend a protest alone, especially if there is a risk of violence. 
•  Meet ahead of time to discuss multiple rally points in case of separation, as well times to report in at main staging area at regular intervals 
•  Have contingency plans for emergencies and potential counter-protests/police actions
•  Develop a communications plan that includes non-verbal and audible signals (whistles, airhorns, flags, etc.)
•  If you can bring radios do so and practice. Use code phrases [even] if operating on [encrypted] channels
•  Know your operating environment: identify choke points, dead ends, and areas that create a risk of isolation
• Don’t wear tactical gear. When selecting your clothing wear something that can blend in with regular city life
• Think construction worker not soldier when choosing your clothes
•  Construction workers dress for safety in messy environment with risks of chemical spills and exposureBottom Line: DON’T PANIC! The key to any conflict is maintaining a clear head, situational awareness, planning, and lots of practice. The strength of a protest is numbers and coordination
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Yeah, I pass, in the sense that I get accused of being trans because of my height, just like cis women
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The Emperor's New Groove is the most Jewish Disney movie ever made and I will not elaborate
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The Emperor's New Grove was both ahead of it's time and of it's time
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I hate when I forget I am looking at someone else's profile, reply to them a BUNCH because their posts are all I'm seeing, and then I feel like a creep. It happens a lot
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Y'know what, it's a great idea to being manufacturing back to America. Asking the terrible things Reagan did is shifting us to a service based economy. I don't know the best way to do that, but this sure as shit isn't it, but hey, for once I am rooting for Trump because the other outcomes are grim
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is where they give you subcutaneous Mountain Dew Code Red injections
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Jackie, the spookiest angel 💀 @entrylvlnut.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Oh no, we painted our wall and now it smells like cum trees
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