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Screamliner Ontario

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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 17h
Matchy matchy 😎
A pair of feet with deep red toenails
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 19h
@radioheadjen.bsky.social haven't done my fingers yet... only got around to doing one set of toes. But my goodness! I never thought I could have presentable toenails 🙂 I never want to put socks on again...
A bare foot in a strappy sandal, with dark red toenails
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Home 🥰
A white cat sleeping peacefully on white bed linen. In the background are white wardrobe doors.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went and played on a steam train today 🚂 😎
Long exposure of a moving steam train taken from a carriage near the rear of the train, as it negotiates a bend. There's a blue sky with fluffy clouds, and fields and trees and distant hills. A plume of steam and smoke is visible above the locomotive.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cat swishing his tail at Neighbour Cat (visible through the window, but he’s not been outside yet)…
A white cat with a stripy ginger tail sits on a window sill and looks outside through a Venetian blind
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
My station stop (hat tip to the late great Douglas Adams obvs)
The London Underground roundel with the words “mostly harmless”
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
G’night x
A sleepy-looking white cat relaxing on grey bed linen, toe beans visible and looking straight at the camera through half-closed eyes
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exploring. The beaches around here aren't like the tourist honeypots of Devon and Cornwall, but all the more fascinating for that. Waterfall and interesting rock formations...
A rocky outcrop on a deserted beach at low tide. It's covered in moss and water is cascading down it, blurred by a slow shutter speed.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
<Steers well clear of the polarised (because it always is) outdoor vs indoor cats discourse> Morning!
A cat sits in a window and looks outside through the slats of the Venetian blind.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking forward to getting stuck into this 🙂 @anna-orridge.bsky.social
A paperback copy of Parch Marks by Anna Orridge
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moving home has been as difficult for Mr Cat as it has been for me. But we're both making slow progress, and he's beginning to relax into it 🙂
A white cat lying with his chin stretched out on rumpled light grey bed linen. There's the corner of a laptop screen on the left hand side, and light streaming through an out of focus window in the upper right corner. He looks very relaxed.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cat has (re)discovered the idea of Outside. Not pictured: tail-swishing at the sight of neighbour's cat through the window. He'll have to wait at least another couple of weeks, for his door to be fitted...
A white cat with a stripy tail sitting on a window sill, looking outside, with the window blind partially pulled down above him.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
New local recycling centre has some strict rules eh 😳
Material Not Accepted
• Ammunition and explosives
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cat is being brave and hanging out halfway up the stairs to keep an eye on things 🥰
A white cat peeks out from behind a white bannister
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fell asleep on the sofa. Woke up because Cat was meowing at me. In bed now. Cat is keeping me company.
A white cat loafing on bed covers. Behind him is a built-in wardrobe and an open bedroom door leading onto the landing.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
150mm 1/4 inch bit holder extension on the shopping list for tomorrow so I can unbolt and recycle the butt-ugly secondary hand rail. Oh, and here’s Cat being brave 🥰
A white cat peeps his head out at the top of a winding, carpeted staircase.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
Moving home isn’t just stressful for humans 🥺
A white cat loafing on an oatmeal coloured carpet under a bed
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
Morning 😎
A white cat with a stripy ginger tail rolling on his back on a flagstone patio in the sunshine, steps leading up to a grassy area and stone wall in the background.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just… no.
Machine rights will be critical in the days to come, and failure to recognize the rights of independent intelligent Al systems could lead to the replacement of humanity.
I can't imagine that happening without trans rights.
Trans rights are Al rights. The future of humanity may hinge on this fight.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m from Rhode Island, apparently. This is news to me 😂
A map of the US shaded in colours graded from various shades of blue, through yellow, to shades of orange and red. The caption reads:

“Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.

You talk most like someone from Rhode
Island — about 40% of your answers match a typical resident.”
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
Morning 🥱
A white cat lying on a parched lawn under a blue sky, yawning
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
View’s not too shabby up here (click to see the whole image in widescreen 😎)
Panoramic view taken from an English hillside on a sunny day, beneath a blue sky with a few scattered clouds. In the middle of the shot is a pair ok knees (belonging to the cyclist who took the photo) and the handlebar of the rider’s mountain bike. In the distance is a vast patchwork of fields, hedges and patches of woodland.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bill Bramhall from 2021, but it seems just as apposite now.
A cartoon by Bill Bramhall of the New York Daily News. The four horsemen of the apocalypse are galloping towards the viewer in front of an ominous-looking red sky. They're labelled, from left to right, war, famine, pestilence and death. They're joined by a fifth horseman on the far right, who is holding a large mobile phone as he gallops. The fourth horseman asks, "and you are....?". The fifth replies, "misinformation".
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally? Perennial 👇🏻
A woman wearing blue jeans, a light blue t shirt and a large brown paper bag over her head makes a thumbs up gesture with both hands
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
Rode up the big hill to see eclipse. Realised everyone else had the same idea 😱 Took the secret path to the lookout not many people know about 💅 Eclipse was cool. Earned my fish supper by riding down the hill to get it, then riding back to the top again. Sunset + fish + chips. Perfection 😎
A box of fish and chips in the foreground, just in front of a mountain bike lying on long, dry grass, with a distant view of hills and sea and sunset in the background.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
@didyeaye1.bsky.social is one to add to your transphobe block lists. Looks like they came here just to harass one person, too. @hedgehogsafety.bsky.social
@didyeaye1.bsky.social
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 10/08/2026
A Dutch railway station ceiling, for your viewing delight. Because obviously.
A very ornate ceiling inside a railway station.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sign approved ✅
A sign attached to a tree. It reads “spoiled cats and their staff live here”. In the background is a red brick house with white framed windows.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
Morning!
A white cat with a stripy ginger tail sleeping on light grey bed linen. One front paw is tucked over both a hind paw and his tail, just beneath his nose.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy International Cat Day to all who celebrate 🐈
A white cat with a stripy ginger tail sitting majestically indoors on a light grey carpet
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
Current mood. Took this in 1986, I think, in Paignton. My Martin Parr phase (it was very brief, and he'd have been in there with a wide lens and a stonking great flash, so it's not really all that Parr-esque, at all). For the camera nerds: Olympus OM1N, probably a 135mm lens, Kodachrome 64.
A man lies face down in a blue and red inflatable dinghy on a sandy beach. Only his buttocks (clad in stripy blue and red swimming trunks), hairy legs and feet are visible.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
Morning 🌅 Hanging out together while I drink my first coffee, listening to the birds outside the window 🙂
A white cat with ginger markings, curled up asleep on slightly rumpled light grey bed clothes.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 06/08/2026
Caution! Claws!
A white cat holding onto the back of a wooden chair with one front paw, claws extended. He has green eyes.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
Alex Jones is seven (7!!) years younger than me. I mean…
Right wing conspiracy-brained shock jock Alex Jones, living proof that being permanently angry and paranoid is really really bad for your complexion
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
New t-shirt. This is SO ME, I couldn’t resist. My therapist burst out laughing when she saw it 😂
T-shirt with slogan.

HOLD ON, LET ME OVERTHINK THIS
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
I spent two decades lugging £1000s worth of camera gear around. I really love what you can achieve now with an iPhone and some imagination… Selfie. It’s been a while.
A high contrast black and white selfie of a person looking over the top of their glasses up at the viewer.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 28/07/2026
Minor pre house-move clear-out unearthed a few 1980s photos I'd forgotten about. This was a CND demo in Hyde Park, I think, in 1982. I was there with my best friend from school. I wonder how Jack is doing now? He didn't seem to think much of the demo at the time...
A grainy black and white photo from a CND demo in 1982 in Hyde Park, London. It shows a toddler sitting in a buggy/stroller with a Marks and Spencer shopping bag in his lap. He has one hand to his mouth and looks, frankly, bored. In the foreground to the left is a woman wearing some kind of fleece jacket, with a bag over her shoulder. The focus of the photo is the sign attached above the toddler's ride, which dwarfs him. In white capital letters on a black background it reads, "let me grow up not blow up. Jack age 3", with the CND peace sign in the bottom left corner. It would be an understatement to say that Jack looks unimpressed with the whole arrangement.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can’t remember if I shared this on here before, but this was my contribution to the @transunityquilt.bsky.social at Trans+ Pride London today.

None of us chooses
the circumstances of our entry into this world.
The time, the location, who our parents, are.
The ways in which genetics and chance interact.
We can no more change these, than we can change who we are.
Being
TRANS
is as much a part of the natural variation of being human as having
red hair, or freckles.
Trans people are sisters, brothers, mums, dads, coworkers, friends, lovers.
We are part of humanity’s glorious variety.
We are part of
LIFE

Emily
Words matter. Language is routinely used to harm trans people, so I thought l'd use it in a positive way, instead (also, I can't draw or paint or do any of that other creative stuff).
transunityquilt.kinsta.cloud
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mahoosive turnout for Trans+ Pride London 🏳️‍⚧️
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 24/07/2026
Friday afternoon be like
A white cat lying on his side in a sunny back garden, yawning widely.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 24/07/2026
I… um… Hmmm.
fe79veibfyhgrh4.bsky.social

I wouldnt. But women have much smaller lungs than men. They breathe differently, hence the way they talk is different. This is reflected in the way they type.
It's a big generality bit it tends to hold true.
Now without offending you?
I dont this subject discussion can continue.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 23/07/2026
Pedantic, sealioning transphobe for your blocking consideration 👇🏻 @hedgehogsafety.bsky.social
@daviddouglas.bsky.social
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't know if I'll ever see her again. Not like this, anyway. That's a loss that I'm not really sure how to process (I'm getting professional help). Also, I'm mad as hell. Hella emotional rollercoaster. IYKYK.
Black and white photo of a smiling white woman with wavy blond hair, looking slightly up at the camera. She's wearing clear framed glasses and a plaid shirt over a t-shirt.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 21/07/2026
Throwback. Cat: "no, none of those. Too frumpy. Too floral. You don't have the arms for that one. Red isn't your colour. Keep scrolling..."
A white cat looking at a computer screen, which is displaying a number of women's fashion items.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
“Where’d the grasshopper go?”
A white cat peering over the edge of a stone step, looking at the ground
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 18/07/2026
? Followed my yesterday. Might as well have hoisted a red flag right over my house.
@peterking65.bsky.social
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pint with a view
A rural English view framed by the leaves of a shaded tree. There are fields and trees, a distant lake and hills with a patchwork of more fields and trees beyond. The sun is shining and the sky is blue.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 14/07/2026
Timeline cleanse. Cat on a stone wall. ‘Night.
A white cat lies in his side on top of a stone wall in the sun.
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 10/07/2026
Idk, the heat must be making some folk VERRRRRY grumpy. Instant block, anyway. Also, I’m not a fucking OAP. Cheek! 😂
Dreamliner Again
Hey I’m 50+ and I don’t identify with that RH bar chart AT ALL.

Redacted Bluesky user
Every fucking time these statistics get posted, we get a string of people posting #NotAllOAPs in the comments. 
OK so you’re an outlier. Fine. Wonderful. Do you want a prize?
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cat on a hot tiled roof
A white cat sitting on a tiled roof against a blue sky, surveying his kingdom
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